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Old 01-19-03 | 11:49 PM
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Biker Boyz

I didn't see a single thread on this promising flick. Is anyone else gonna go see this movie besides me? It looks like an Oscar-worthy version of Fast and the furious... except on bikes.

"You know what they call bikers who enter the E.R.? Organ Donors!"

Gotta love that Grade A dialogue!
Old 01-20-03 | 12:04 AM
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Ugh. I love Larenz Tate, but I WON'T be touching this one.

Utter crap, but 13 year olds will be packing theaters opening weekend, no doubt.
Old 01-20-03 | 12:24 AM
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Dudez, I thought thiz movie waz too kool for a DVD Talk thread...

Az for being number one in the box office.

Two werdz...

Kangaroo. Jack.

'nuff zaid.
Old 01-20-03 | 01:51 AM
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Old 01-20-03 | 01:57 AM
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Jack?

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Old 01-20-03 | 09:45 AM
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I would like to know how much they had to pay
Larry Fishburne to get him to agree to this movie
with Kid Rock.

It just looks incredibly stupid even for a stupid-looking film.

So of course it's gonna pull in $35 million on opening weekend.

cheers
Old 01-20-03 | 10:03 AM
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Did anyone see that stunt ripped STRAIGHT from MI2?

As bad as it looks, it will likely be just as entertaining as Fast and the Furious was, so I'm sure it will generate lots of cash.
Old 01-20-03 | 11:10 AM
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Re: Biker Boyz

Originally posted by the aftermath

"You know what they call bikers who enter the E.R.? Organ Donors!"
Old 01-20-03 | 03:19 PM
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This movie will continue down the line of previous movies which have no story, but merely eye candy. Unfortunately, there are millions of people out there who love eye candy and will pay good money to see it. Studios know this and will continue to make these worthless movies as long as there is an audience who will pay to see them.

If you see this film, you are only contributing to the degradation of Hollywood where movies of sub-par calibar rule the weekend box office. It is a sad time we live in.
Old 01-20-03 | 07:31 PM
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I'm thinking Laurence Fishburne needed some pocket change between before his Matrix 2&3 check came in.

Funny thing is, I remember seeing the lead actress in some Disney show a few years back....and she's definately grown outta that.

I'll rent this when it comes out on DVD, I won't deny that.
Old 01-20-03 | 08:39 PM
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That chick is cute. Wasn't she on Cousin Skeeter for Nick?

I believe that she is older than me, BTW.


This flick? Only if I am with some friends who pay for my way, I am not there.
Old 01-20-03 | 09:52 PM
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I'm going to steer clear of this one.
Old 01-20-03 | 10:42 PM
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Looks like another scummy craptastic film much like F&F.

No wasting money on this one.
Old 01-21-03 | 08:55 AM
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You're all crazy, this movie is the real deal- life on the urban streets, biker style. Kid rock alone should tell you this movie has street cred.
Old 01-21-03 | 11:50 AM
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This will be the single greatest film of the decade. Untill Fast and the Furious 2 or XXX2(XXXL?) or GoodBurger 2 hit the theatres.


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Old 01-21-03 | 11:52 AM
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lol. as Homer would say, "Sweet merciful ****!!!!!"

I can't wait to decide if I wanna see this, Kangaroo Jack or National Security this weekend....

The real dreadful thing is what Hollywood idiot will make a sequel to an above flick.
Old 01-21-03 | 12:02 PM
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For the record, E.R. doctors also call motorcycles "Donorcycles"
Old 01-21-03 | 12:55 PM
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.. or just "total idiots" ...
Old 01-21-03 | 01:50 PM
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I'll wait for 2 Fast 2 Furious before I step foot into a theater watching this crap.
Old 01-21-03 | 05:17 PM
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With Vin Deisel not being in this makes it watchable at least,still I will pass on this.
Old 01-21-03 | 05:31 PM
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The movie has Kid Rock in it, 'nuff said .

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