Here are a couple of mine:

Beatles: "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey"

Spacemen 3: "Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To"

Bob Dylan - "Tangled Up in Blue" and "It's Alright, Ma (I'm only Bleeding)"
Misfits - "Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?"
Stooges - "TV Eye"
David Bowie - "Life on Mars?"
The Who - "The Kids are Alright"
Liz Phair - "F-ck and Run"
Bjork - "Hyperballad" and "All is Full of Love"
Rolling Stones - "19th Nervous Breakdown"
The Jam - "Going Underground"
Elvis Costello - "Less than Zero"
Kinks - "This is Where I Belong" and "Too Much on my Mind"
Beatles - "Day Tripper" and "A Day in the Life"
Velvet Underground - "Lady Godiva's Operation"
Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Graveyard Train"
Wilco - "I am Trying to Break Your Heart"
Frank Zappa - just about any of his song titles are great, but for now I'll go with "Broken Hearts are for @ssholes"
Replacements - "Left of the Dial" and "Hold my Life"
Alice Cooper - "Halo of Flies"
Buzzcocks - "Orgasm Addict"
Gang of Four - "At Home, He's a Tourist"
Sonic Youth - "Expressway to yr. Skull"
Pixies - "Levitate Me"

AC/DC - Crabsody in Blue

Subrosa - "Madness is Genius by Design"

AC/DC "Big Balls" (sing it with me now)
I've got big balls , I've got big balls, And they're such big balls, Dirty big balls, And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Name just about any A.C. song.

"Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me...NO CHANCE!" - Toy Dolls
"Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed" - David Bowie
"No Anchovies, Please" - J. Geils Band
"White Punks on Dope" - The Tubes

Methodist Coloring Book
nutzonyachin
If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
Deez Nutz

Where to begin....

1. Exhume to consume
2. Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition
3. Keep on rotting in the free world
4. hammer smashed face

the list goes on and on

god love that gospel music,

Grindcore has the best song titles:

Anal C*nt

Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks
I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler
Living Color Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
You Went To See Dishwalla & Everclear (You're Gay)

Spazz

Campaign For Emo Destruction
[email protected]
Prayer For The Complete & Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk
Skatin' & Satan Go Hand In Hoof

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Type O Negative "Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity"

Jimi Hendrix "If 6 Was 9"

Motley Crue "Hell on High Hells"

Twisted Sister "I Am (I'm Me)"

Just about any song by gwar.

From Blue Oyster Cult:

I'm On the Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep

&

Before the Kiss a Redcap

Pu*sy Galore has some pretty great memorable titles...

"C*nt Tease"
"Teen P*ssy Power"
"Spit n' Sh*t"
"Biker Rock Loser"
"Pretty F**k Look"
Etc., etc.

...and even though it's not a song title, "Dial M for Motherf**ker" is a great album title.

Orgasm - by Thick D!*k

great tune too!

April Wine: If You See Kay

some sick ones:

sit on my face and squirm
sit on my face and bleed
constantly jacking
arg fucck kill
two dogs fuccking
Religious Bum****s
Sperm's Point of View
**** My **** Stinks
You've Got Foetus on Your Breath

Nosebleed: I couldn't have said it better

If you like Anal C*nts titles, read their lyrics at Darklyrics.com

My favorite titles include:

From Autumn To Ashes - Short Stories With A Tragic Ending
Emperor -- Warriors Of Modern Death
Opeth -- Demon Of The Fall
Soilwork -- Sadistic Lullabye
Cradle Of Filth -- A Gothic Romance (Red Rose For The Devils Whore)

nofx -

we threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows
you drink you drive you spill
theme from a nofx album
please play this song on the radio