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I saw a guy with a sex doll at the mall

Old 04-07-18, 02:51 PM
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I saw a guy with a sex doll at the mall

I was eating at the food court at the mall today. In comes a guy pushing a wheelchair. In the wheelchair is a mannequin dressed as a cheerleader. She’s dressed in the cheerleading uniform of the local high school. At first I think he’s a teenager and some kind of prank is about to go down. But the guy is around 30 and he just goes and orders some food. So I go closer to investigate. There’s a little sign on the wheelchair that says basically, “High I’m Sophie. I’m a Real Doll sex doll. You can take a picture or selfie with me!”

I said, “So is this like your business? People pay to take a picture.”
He said, “No need to pay. You can just pose and take a picture.”
I said, “Where’d you get the uniform.”
He said, “I bought it online.”
I couldn’t resist prodding him for a reaction. I said, “What if the guys from the high school see you and beat the shit out of you?”
He said, “I always do this and I’ve never had a problem.”

And I left it at that. His order was to-go and he left.

What the heck did I just witness? Is this simply just a Lars and the Real Girl situation and he’s an awkward dude. Or is this something more sinister. The authentic local high school cheer uniform is what really puts me off. He’s essentially saying his sex doll is a minor who goes to the local school. And this is just blocks from the high school.

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Re: I saw a guy with a sex doll at the mall

Maybe you should stop eating at places. They're full of Russians and people who own RealDolls.
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Are you going to post the selfie you took with the doll?
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Maybe she’s an 18-year-old senior, a recent graduate, or she just kept it for role-playing.

No need to go somewhere perverted with the guy wheeling around his sex doll for public photos.
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I didn’t take a selfie, but I got a pic. I said fuck you to photobucket when they started charging. Where can I host the picture to share?
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I didn’t take a selfie, but I got a pic. I said fuck you to photobucket when they started charging. Where can I host the picture to share?
I post all my forum photos from here: http://postimages.org/
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Is this her?

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Best I could do. The pink square is the sign explaining who she is.
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I post all my forum photos from here: http://postimages.org/
BTW that works great. Thank you.
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it was a pleasure meeting you today Mabuse!
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I would have asked him why she was in a wheelchair? Was she paraplegic?
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I really need to improve my reading skills, for some reason I was picturing the guy in the wheelchair until I saw your pic. And that wouldn't have made any fucking sense in a situation which is already flirting with that.
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I notice he's pushing her towards ATM...

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The more disturbing question is, Who eats at the mall food court anymore?
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A Sex Doll or a Sex Robot?
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At least it wasn't a University of Oregon outfit.
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Can't a guy go shopping at a public mall anymore to buy his favorite sex doll mannequin without being interrogated?
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I notice he's pushing her towards ATM...

She’s a sex doll, she won’t mind.
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The more disturbing question is, Who eats at the mall food court anymore?
It’s a pretty good food court. It’s got Five Guys, Chick Fill A, Wahoo’s.
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Old 04-07-18, 05:03 PM
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What the heck did I just witness? Is this simply just a Lars and the Real Girl situation and he’s an awkward dude. Or is this something more sinister. The authentic local high school cheer uniform is what really puts me off. He’s essentially saying his sex doll is a minor who goes to the local school. And this is just blocks from the high school.

Meh... A bazillion guys have probably asked their wife/girlfriend/hooker to wear a schoolgirl/cheerleader uniform. There's nothing sinister about that.

Oh, and never go to Japan.
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Don't let it bother you. There are a lot of weird, obnoxious, kinky fucks out there. Their sense of entitlement makes them feel that they can and should get away with anything in public. Be glad that you're not one of them, and get on living your life.
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Are you going to post the selfie you took with the doll?
That’s also my question...pics or it did not happen

ETA: I was late to the party because we got pics, awesome.
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I did post a pic.
Originally Posted by eXcentris View Post
Meh... A bazillion guys have probably asked their wife/girlfriend/hooker to wear a schoolgirl/cheerleader uniform. There's nothing sinister about that.

Oh, and never go to Japan.
I hear you. But this was not just a generic cheerleader outfit. It was specifically the local high school’s outfit. Truly creepy the more I think about it.

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Maybe it was just a ploy to park in a handicap spot near the food court.
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