Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love
03-24-16, 04:18 PM
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Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love
By popular demand I started a new thread
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Originally Posted by dsa_shea
Honesty is the best policy
Be honest with yourself and you'll probably be
Knee deep is some poonani or slobbin someone off
You see it's easier when you don't over-complicate things
The last thing should be to hold out for someone that left you waiting
For four hours and instead of going home you held out
She couldn't even phone and let you know what that was all about
Looking back now she was getting boned and her back threw out
So it didn't amount to nothing, time to pack up and move on
Keep your app open, play the field, stay head strong
When times get hard like it swallowed a bunch of Viagra
And maybe you'll get lucky and find a duo that's wants to tag ya.
And more than make up for the 150 you blew
What if you knew? Oh hell! It doesn't matter as long as you spew.
These are my words for you, a small price to pay.
You can take my advice today or simply walk away.
In the end dating is a game we all must play.
Unless being lonely and jerking off in mom's basement is ok.
Be honest with yourself and you'll probably be
Knee deep is some poonani or slobbin someone off
You see it's easier when you don't over-complicate things
The last thing should be to hold out for someone that left you waiting
For four hours and instead of going home you held out
She couldn't even phone and let you know what that was all about
Looking back now she was getting boned and her back threw out
So it didn't amount to nothing, time to pack up and move on
Keep your app open, play the field, stay head strong
When times get hard like it swallowed a bunch of Viagra
And maybe you'll get lucky and find a duo that's wants to tag ya.
And more than make up for the 150 you blew
What if you knew? Oh hell! It doesn't matter as long as you spew.
These are my words for you, a small price to pay.
You can take my advice today or simply walk away.
In the end dating is a game we all must play.
Unless being lonely and jerking off in mom's basement is ok.
03-24-16, 04:22 PM
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love
Gong to re-activate my Tinder this weekend. I didn't save my profile (not sure if you can?) But I think it would be fun if I get help from you guys to make a great profile.
03-24-16, 06:04 PM
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love
Originally Posted by Why So Blu?
Nah, it would be a waste of time. You don't listen.
03-24-16, 06:11 PM
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*pulls up chair*
03-24-16, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by mhg83
But I think it would be fun if I get help from you guys to make a great profile.
No fat chicks!
03-24-16, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweet Baby James
No fat chicks!
03-24-16, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mhg83
But I think it would be fun if I get help from you guys to make a great profile.
03-24-16, 10:50 PM
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love
Thread title fail. Should have been "Date Harder."
I second the motion to allow us to control your swiping. (Not "wiping" you sicko.)
I second the motion to allow us to control your swiping. (Not "wiping" you sicko.)
03-24-16, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by covenant
How about we just tell you who to swipe-right on?
03-25-16, 01:11 AM
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For those who missed the drama, laughs, and tears from the previous thread, it ended with this cliff hanger:
I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
Originally Posted by mhg83
03-25-16, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Franchot
For those who missed the drama, laughs, and tears from the previous thread, it ended with this cliff hanger:
I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
03-25-16, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Franchot
For those who missed the drama, laughs, and tears from the previous thread, it ended with this cliff hanger:
I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
03-25-16, 09:57 PM
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Are you a meerkat or something.
03-25-16, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DVD Polizei
Are you a meerkat or something.
03-26-16, 01:04 AM
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Just curious, but why Tinder? Wouldn't a dating site be better than a hookup app if you're looking for a relationship?
03-26-16, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Nth Power
Just curious, but why Tinder? Wouldn't a dating site be better than a hookup app if you're looking for a relationship?
03-26-16, 05:55 PM
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Not trying to be mean as I'm not the most handsome guy or anything but if that girl is who you were worried about I think you can do better man. I presume you're only a few years older than me going off the 83 in your username and if this forty year old woman is as wacko as she sounds and pushing you off and to top it off not that attractive I'd have dropped her night one when she left you hanging.
03-26-16, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Franchot
I think mgh83 is just testing the waters with females before diving into a heterosexual relationship. Those Steamworks' butts have a lot going for them.
. I was a naughty boy last night
03-26-16, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by aktick
Do the world a favor. Don't date women.
And do yourself a favor--date men. From your various posts it seems you're more comfortable in a man-man relationship. Don't try to put a round peg in a square hole, so to speak.
