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Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Old 03-24-16, 05:18 PM
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Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

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Originally Posted by dsa_shea View Post
Honesty is the best policy
Be honest with yourself and you'll probably be
Knee deep is some poonani or slobbin someone off
You see it's easier when you don't over-complicate things
The last thing should be to hold out for someone that left you waiting
For four hours and instead of going home you held out
She couldn't even phone and let you know what that was all about
Looking back now she was getting boned and her back threw out
So it didn't amount to nothing, time to pack up and move on
Keep your app open, play the field, stay head strong
When times get hard like it swallowed a bunch of Viagra
And maybe you'll get lucky and find a duo that's wants to tag ya.
And more than make up for the 150 you blew
What if you knew? Oh hell! It doesn't matter as long as you spew.
These are my words for you, a small price to pay.
You can take my advice today or simply walk away.
In the end dating is a game we all must play.
Unless being lonely and jerking off in mom's basement is ok.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Gong to re-activate my Tinder this weekend. I didn't save my profile (not sure if you can?) But I think it would be fun if I get help from you guys to make a great profile.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Nah, it would be a waste of time. You don't listen.
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Originally Posted by Why So Blu? View Post
Nah, it would be a waste of time. You don't listen.
He's not as bad as Smithee in the listening department.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

*pulls up chair*

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Posting in the 2016 Thread of the Year....


Just wanted to get in on the first page.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
But I think it would be fun if I get help from you guys to make a great profile.


No fat chicks!
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Originally Posted by Sweet Baby James View Post
No fat chicks!
They're more apt to initiate sex sooner and they'll pretty much do anything.
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Didn't work on his last steady.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
But I think it would be fun if I get help from you guys to make a great profile.
How about we just tell you who to swipe-right on?
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Thread title fail. Should have been "Date Harder."

I second the motion to allow us to control your swiping. (Not "wiping" you sicko.)
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Originally Posted by covenant View Post
How about we just tell you who to swipe-right on?
No. You always swipe right on anybody you're even mildly attracted to. We will tell him what to say once he has matches...as long as he's given us pics.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

For those who missed the drama, laughs, and tears from the previous thread, it ended with this cliff hanger:

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
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^ He'll pay for the meal too, because it's just money.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Originally Posted by Franchot View Post
For those who missed the drama, laughs, and tears from the previous thread, it ended with this cliff hanger:



I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
Her?
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Originally Posted by Franchot View Post
For those who missed the drama, laughs, and tears from the previous thread, it ended with this cliff hanger:



I predict that mgh83 will try to initiate another date with her.
Her arms are bigger than my legs.
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Are you a meerkat or something.
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I loved her performance as Mauser in Police Academy 2
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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Originally Posted by DVD Polizei View Post
Are you a meerkat or something.
In looking for a picture, I found this. What the hell is wrong with people?

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Re: Dating Advice Needed- Part Three- The Quest For Love

Just curious, but why Tinder? Wouldn't a dating site be better than a hookup app if you're looking for a relationship?
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Originally Posted by Nth Power View Post
Just curious, but why Tinder? Wouldn't a dating site be better than a hookup app if you're looking for a relationship?
I think mgh83 is just testing the waters with females before diving into a heterosexual relationship. Those Steamworks' butts have a lot going for them.
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Not trying to be mean as I'm not the most handsome guy or anything but if that girl is who you were worried about I think you can do better man. I presume you're only a few years older than me going off the 83 in your username and if this forty year old woman is as wacko as she sounds and pushing you off and to top it off not that attractive I'd have dropped her night one when she left you hanging.
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Originally Posted by Franchot View Post
I think mgh83 is just testing the waters with females before diving into a heterosexual relationship. Those Steamworks' butts have a lot going for them.
They sure do . I was a naughty boy last night
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Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
They sure do . I was a naughty boy last night
Do the world a favor. Don't date women.
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Originally Posted by aktick View Post
Do the world a favor. Don't date women.


And do yourself a favor--date men. From your various posts it seems you're more comfortable in a man-man relationship. Don't try to put a round peg in a square hole, so to speak.

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