Vibiana

I realized last night that I can't sleep on my stomach anymore. I haven't been able to for years because of my sleep apnea and creaky back. I am 47 years old and as I approach fifty I am becoming aware of stuff I used to be able to do that I can't anymore.

So I am posting this totally pathetic thread, which I know will be completely trashed by the yowuns among us, but there it is. Please provide input.

bcd

I can't drink until 4:00am anymore and be functional the next day. I used to be able to throw down quite a few, wake up and be somewhat productive. Now if I drink that much I feel it for the next few days...

Bandoman

Shit my pants. I can still do it, but it isn't socially acceptable anymore.

GMan2819

Daily poops.

Whiskey Warfield

Drink milk. One day, fine; literally the next day a bowl of Life put me on the dumper for an hour.

kgrogers1979

I wish I could sleep through a whole night without waking up to piss two or three times.

tasha99

Me too. I will do it out of sheer obstinance if someone makes fresh cookies, but I pay for it about an hour later.

I also now can't read with my regular glasses on. I have bifocals, but I hate them.

Bronkster

I take saw palmetto (daily!) and it's helped quite a bit. Still have some nights where I gotta get up, but most of 'em I get to sleep.

mh4268

Yup, I have found if I take a multivitamin high with the Bs when I start drinking (maybe after too), I can be somewhat productive. If I forget to take the vitamin, if I get off the couch other than going to the bathroom it's a minor miracle. Bonus the vitamin turns my urine neon yellow.

GMan2819

You have become lactose intolerant. Try switching to soy or almond milk.

Max Bottomtime

Play baseball. I used to play from morning until it was too dark to see the ball. These days I play once every couple of months and am sore for days afterward. I go scuba diving every weekend, or else I would join an over 50 league so I wouldn't have to run so fast to keep up with the teens I play with now.

tommyp007

Find a quiet hour to rest and read after work. Having a child at a later age really changed my time management!

Mrs. Danger

Grow stuff in the dirt. Somehow, it just doesn't work as well in the desert.

LawnWrangler

X

Or allergic to oats.

suziq999

Sleep. Having a kid screwed that up big time.

Superboy

Shooting and lynching black people without reprisal.

rw2516

Every morning at 5am I take a big long piss.
Every morning at 6am I take a big dump.
I wish I could get out of bed before 8am.

EdTheRipper

I just wish I could sit on my couch for more than 30 minutes without dozing off.

Lt Ripley

Back when I got braces, the dentist pulled 4 permanent molars from my mouth to make room. A few hours after the procedure, my mom took me and a couple of my friends to a local fair. Went on the Gravatron. I knew about 10 seconds into it that it was a bad idea. I was holding my mouth closed as tightly as I could. When I finally got off and walked outside, I opened my mouth and blood and saliva poured out of my mouth. Some poor little kid saw me. I heard him say "I'm not going on that ride, mommy!"

Mrs. Danger

You can still do that, just not here.

Rockmjd23

Date high school girls.

Trout

Eat spicy foods.

MoviePage

Feeling positive about the future.

kgrogers1979

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