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Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Old 04-20-12, 03:31 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Originally Posted by RocShemp View Post
No one really likes thinking about Bando's stupidity. But it has become a cause for concern... for some reason.

Although I think Jules Winfield is concerned about the legal/moral ramifications of Vibiana's obsession with Bando. Given Bando is so stupid, it's technically molestation.
Like anyone's going to believe Forrest Gump when he says a lesbian raped him.
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Old 04-20-12, 03:36 PM
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Like anyone's going to believe Forrest Gump when he says a lesbian raped him.
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Old 04-20-12, 05:37 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

For shame, Vibiana. What would 1st LT Honeysuckle think about what you're doing to that poor retarded manchild?
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Old 04-20-12, 06:05 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

OMG you people have the worst case of ADD I have ever seen.

Bandoman, honey, the lesbians love you. *kisses Bandoman's cheek*
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Old 04-20-12, 06:18 PM
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OMG you people have the worst case of ADD I have ever seen.

Bandoman, honey, the lesbians love you. *kisses Bandoman's cheek*
But what of the poly-fidelitous bisexuals? Do they too love Bandohurt and tell him about the rabbits?
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Old 04-20-12, 06:18 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

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what was she responding to exactly?
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Old 04-20-12, 06:18 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Bandoman, just remember who brought this all upon you. Mua-ha-ha-ha!!
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Old 04-20-12, 06:20 PM
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what was she responding to exactly?
She was responding to Bando when he asked they could "hug like mommy and daddy do before sleepy time".
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Old 04-20-12, 06:41 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

I was thinking of buying Bandoman a bike helmet. What color should I go for?
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Old 04-20-12, 06:50 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC View Post
what was she responding to exactly?


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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Originally Posted by Jules Winfield View Post
I was thinking of buying Bandoman a bike helmet. What color should I go for?
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Old 04-20-12, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by d2cheer View Post
Crippling Penis

I like that.
Ummm, errr, ahhhh, never mind
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Old 04-20-12, 08:05 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Originally Posted by RocShemp View Post
For shame, Vibiana. What would 1st LT Honeysuckle think about what you're doing to that poor retarded manchild?
I don't know. I only know she's highly annoyed with me because she's trying to get to sleep and I'm sitting at the laptop giggling so hard my shoulders are shaking ...
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Old 04-20-12, 09:56 PM
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Ummm, errr, ahhhh, never mind
good choice
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Old 04-20-12, 10:37 PM
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holy crap it's happycamper!
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Old 04-21-12, 05:18 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Now I know there's a dimensional warp. I think I'll toddle off and see if the Adult Forum has reappeared.
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Old 04-21-12, 05:22 PM
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Now I know there's a dimensional warp. I think I'll toddle off and see if the Adult Forum has reappeared.
Please PM me if it is. I miss that place.
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Old 04-21-12, 05:48 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

I miss it too.
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Old 04-21-12, 05:50 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

It's still not there, but I'm standing by with my vise grips, in case it shows up.
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Old 04-21-12, 07:13 PM
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It's still not there, but I'm standing by with my vise grips, in case it shows up.
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Old 04-21-12, 07:14 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb. Also, I'm a lawyer, and if that doesn't prove something, I don't know what does. Or why.
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Old 04-21-12, 07:15 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

*rereads thread*

waitaminute...lesbians love me? Why the fuck did I not know this earlier? It would have made college so much better.
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Originally Posted by Bandohurt View Post
*rereads thread*

waitaminute...lesbians love me? Why the fuck did I not know this earlier? It would have made college so much better.
Well it depends on what kind of lesbian it is.
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Old 04-21-12, 07:21 PM
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

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Well it depends on what kind of lesbian it is.
I'm really hoping it's the lipstick lesbians.
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I wear lipstick.
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