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Old 09-23-11, 12:31 PM
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Undercover officer enlists fake penis to bust hooker

http://www.cfnews13.com/article/news...on-arrest.html

MANATEE COUNTY -- A Manatee County woman was arrested for alleged prostitution after Manatee County Sheriff's detectives said she performed a sex act on an undercover officer.

According to an arrest affidavit, 31-year-old Christina Vavra was arrested for prostitution after she performed oral sex on the officer's fake genitals, which he covered with a condom.

The officer said in the report he picked the woman up at the Rip Van Winkle bowling alley in the 8200 block of N. Tamiami Trail and began driving north.

The officer said he asked Vavra for a price for her services and drove to a 7-11 convenience store to access an ATM. When asked how much he would need to get, the officer said Vavra replied to the officer, "you get however much you think you'll need."

The two drove from the parking lot and Vavra asked the officer to reveal his penis, according the affidavit.

The officer revealed the rubber replica and applied a condom to it. The report states Vavra leaned over and began to perform oral sex.

When an opossum crossed the road, the undercover officer slammed on the breaks and Vavra hit the undercover vehicle's dashboard.

The officer told Vavra he was uncomfortable with her performing the sex act "here" and asked to go to a nearby business. The officer drove to a nearby Easter Seals where he asked for a price for Vavra's services again.

The woman replied with a price of $20 for a certain act. The officer said he gave the "good deal signal".


Vavra was subsequently taken into custody. Vavra bonded out on $120 bail.
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Re: Undercover officer enlists fake penis to bust hooker

That seems like an odd procedure for a sting operation, to drive all around town with a hooker in your car, and then get her to actually perform oral sex before driving her to the sting site?

Oh, and guilty...
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The officer revealed the rubber replica and applied a condom to it. The report states Vavra leaned over and began to perform oral sex.



Thats the worst part of the store right there. Who would want a blow job with a condom over their penis?
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Another violent criminal off the streets!
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The whole story sets off my bullshit meter. But this part especially:

When an opossum crossed the road, the undercover officer slammed on the breaks and Vavra hit the undercover vehicle's dashboard.
Sounds like BS to cover up the fact that he hit her when she bit down on his "fake" penis.
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Super guilty!
Old 09-23-11, 01:11 PM
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No woman working in Manatee County can be innocent.
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When an opossum crossed the road, the undercover officer slammed on the breaks and Vavra hit the undercover vehicle's dashboard.
It's like the vehicular fellatio on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Old 09-24-11, 04:40 AM
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^ wasn't there a similiar scene in 'The World According to Garp' - but with nastier results?
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Guilty. Special Circumstances.
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Who would want a blow job with a condom over their penis?
Did you not see her photo? Hell, with that mug I'd rather get a blow job over the phone.
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^ wasn't there a similiar scene in 'The World According to Garp' - but with nastier results?
Yeah. Except the car was parked in the driveway and was rear ended by another car that was speeding into the driveway (for reasons I cannot recall).
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This sounds like it's right out of the South Park episode where the Police Chief goes undercover as a prostitute and lets the guys screw him then bust them.

Insane!
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Yeah. Except the car was parked in the driveway and was rear ended by another car that was speeding into the driveway (for reasons I cannot recall).
Garp knew his wife was in the car and rammed it from behind. She broke her jaw and he had his penis bit off.
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Garp knew his wife was in the car and rammed it from behind. She broke her jaw and he had his penis bit off.
Thanks. It's been well over a decade since I saw it last so I couldn't remember.
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$120 bail? why even bother making the arrest?
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I wonder how many of these undercover stings don't lead to arrests.
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The officer revealed the rubber replica and applied a condom to it. The report states Vavra leaned over and began to perform oral sex.



Thats the worst part of the story right there. Who would want a blow job with a condom over their penis?
I'm still trying to figure out if this was a real prostitute...she would know the difference between a fake pee-pee and a REAL PEE-PEE?

Must've been one hell of a realistic dildo.
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$120 bail? why even bother making the arrest?
Exactly. It's amazing the amount of effort the police go through, not to mention the money they spend, just to stop people from having sex.

GEORGE CARLIN: I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?
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Garp knew his wife was in the car and rammed it from behind. She broke her jaw and he had his penis bit off.
That's not right. Garp was returning home at night, in the snow, with the kids. In order to give them a thrill he would often speed up and then kill the engine and lights as they came up over a small hill into the driveway. Unknown to Garp his wife was giving one of her students a BJ in his car in the driveway. Everyone was injured, including the castration, and one of the kids is killed.
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Exactly. It's amazing the amount of effort the police go through, not to mention the money they spend, just to stop people from having sex.
Yeah i don't get this story at all. It set off my bullshit meter too when I saw it on Drudge.

And there was a fellatio/car accident scene in Parenthood as well.
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I'd let her blow me but I wouldn't pay her for it.
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Originally Posted by wmansir View Post
That's not right. Garp was returning home at night, in the snow, with the kids. In order to give them a thrill he would often speed up and then kill the engine and lights as they came up over a small hill into the driveway. Unknown to Garp his wife was giving one of her students a BJ in his car in the driveway. Everyone was injured, including the castration, and one of the kids is killed.
Well, shit, you just made this thread a little more melancholy.

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