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Old 03-22-10, 02:56 PM
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Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar leads!

It's time for an orgy boys and girls! Personally, I'd rather be caught dead and remain single for life.

Supposedly Joy Behar helped with this lead. But, that's just industry gossip.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._nadya_suleman _to_do_porn_movie.html?cat=9


Vivid Entertianment, self proclaimed "world leader in the production of high quality erotic movies", has reportedly offered Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman, a whopping ONE MILLION dollars to make a porno film.

Perez Hilton's celebrity gossip blog reports that in addition to their offer of one million dollars, Vivid Entertainment is proposing to pay for full health and dental coverage for Suleman and her fourteen children if she agrees to become a contract girl. A contract girl receives a monthly salary in exchange for her duty of positively representing the adult film studio. As a contract girl, Suleman would agree to appear in, and promote, an agreed upon number of movies.

As most of America is aware, Nadya Suleman is the mother of the recently delivered Octuplets. In addition to her delivery of the eight babies, she has another six children at home. Suleman is currently unemployed, but provides for her family by receiving disability for three of her children and also collects food stamps. The Suleman's family website mentions nothing of the alleged offer, but is still accepting donations from anyone kind enough to contribute to the care of her children.

If Nadya Suleman were to agree to do an adult film, it surely wouldn't improve the way she has already been negatively perceived. Many already consider to be mentally unstable, and doubt her ability to be a good mother. However, I can't help but consider that if she were to earn a million dollars, it would at least be a way for her to support herself and her children. I'm sure taxpayers would be pleased if she no longer required federal & state assistance.

Sadly, no matter what Suleman's decision, it is her fourteen children that suffer. Her children are in the difficult position of being in the spotlight, and undoubtedly are aware of the negative publicity surrounding their family. It saddens me to think that these children will face challenges in their lifetime, simply because of the poor choices made by their mother.

Octomom's laugh and her zany presence was plastered all over the media several weeks ago after her View appearance which you can find on Youtube! Worth watching!
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Is a porn roll something like a kaiser roll?
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

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Is a porn roll something like a kaiser roll?
The porn roll is a complicated move, and should only be performed on a bed that is not too high off the ground.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

I put my head close to the ground, and then I jump forward.

That's how I roll.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Originally Posted by Numanoid View Post
The porn roll is a complicated move, and should only be performed on a bed that is not too high off the ground.


I thought she had already been offered the job, with Vivid, or some other porn company.

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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

If she takes the offer, I bet she insists the scene be done with no condom and it ends in a "creampie".
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Originally Posted by Bandoman View Post
I put my head close to the ground, and then I jump forward.

That's how I roll.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

After all those kids I'd imagine you could double fist her and clap. Also, who do you market a mother of 14 to? She's not very good looking and the only fetish involving 14 kids probably doesn't involve the mother.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Originally Posted by Bandoman View Post
I put my head close to the ground, and then I jump forward.

That's how I roll.
Doesn't that hurt your head?





Well, uummhhhh, I guess that depends on which head you are using here!
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

I'd watch it.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Porn rolls are delicious when served with bestiali Tea.
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They needed to ask her before she gave birth!!!!!!!! That would have been a special movie? Not pretty but special!
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Originally Posted by Giantrobo View Post
I'd watch it.
She's already had the babies.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

It's a novelty porn, where the guy climbs into her womb.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

How much for Jon Gosselin to co-star? Surely the 20K offer from Playgirl would be well out the window with this opportunity.

Would that be a record for most offspring from an on-screen couple?
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

I would need to see pics of this woman before deciding whether to approve of this idea.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

You're gonna need this Dan:


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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

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I'd watch it.
Of course. And I mean that as in of course I would watch it as well.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

I'm not a fan of rubbers in porn, but if this happens, dude needs to wrap it up.
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I'd gladly volunteer to do her on camera. I think she's a fairly attractive woman before and after her weight loss
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

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How much for Jon Gosselin to co-star? Surely the 20K offer from Playgirl would be well out the window with this opportunity.

Would that be a record for most offspring from an on-screen couple?
It would be like throwing a cocktail wiener down a cavernous hallway.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Originally Posted by Giantrobo View Post
I'd watch it.
Sadly I would too...
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

I'm sure that she got "tightened up" when she got her other surgeries.

She's still not going to take it. She doesn't like anything more masculine than a turkey baster.
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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Just a reminder ...

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Re: Octomom offered porn roll for $1 million after The View appearance! Joy Behar lea

Unless she had a C-section, she could probably perform the first octuple-penetration.

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