Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
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Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Guess those teeth weren’t made for brushin’.
Jessica Simpson has only a nodding acquaintance with a toothbrush, the singer told iheartradio on Thursday.
"I don’t brush my teeth," said the "Irresistible" singer, according to UsMagazine.com. "No, really!"
"I just use Listerine - and sometimes I'll use my sweater," she added with a laugh.
"I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll be all, ‘ow!’"
Right ... and she’s single because ... ?
The "These Boots Are Made for Walkin" cover artist also confessed that her nutrition habits aren’t always the best.
"Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick," she said. "We weren't really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn't force me to eat healthy."
She also briefly touched upon John Mayer’s recent raunchy remarks about their sex life, where he compared knocking boots with the singer to snorting drugs.
"Maybe in his mind he was thinking about giving me a compliment but he wasn’t," she said.
"In relationships, in general, going through a divorce and going through very public break-ups ... you don’t want to disappoint people who are rooting for you to be successful in love. I just have to find the right man."
Jessica Simpson has only a nodding acquaintance with a toothbrush, the singer told iheartradio on Thursday.
"I don’t brush my teeth," said the "Irresistible" singer, according to UsMagazine.com. "No, really!"
"I just use Listerine - and sometimes I'll use my sweater," she added with a laugh.
"I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll be all, ‘ow!’"
Right ... and she’s single because ... ?
The "These Boots Are Made for Walkin" cover artist also confessed that her nutrition habits aren’t always the best.
"Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick," she said. "We weren't really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn't force me to eat healthy."
She also briefly touched upon John Mayer’s recent raunchy remarks about their sex life, where he compared knocking boots with the singer to snorting drugs.
"Maybe in his mind he was thinking about giving me a compliment but he wasn’t," she said.
"In relationships, in general, going through a divorce and going through very public break-ups ... you don’t want to disappoint people who are rooting for you to be successful in love. I just have to find the right man."
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
The girl farts constantly and doesn't brush her teeth much. Pretty girls can get away with a lot. On the plus side, she would probably let you pee in her butt.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
Saw her on Letterman the other night. Now, she looks merely average. Not ugly, but not much different than a dozen other every day moms you'd see in the grocery store. No head-turning.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
Yes, but with them you can't fuck someone famous and thus make yourself infamous. Same reason I would stick it to Laura Bush.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
Saw her on Letterman the other night. Now, she looks merely average. Not ugly, but not much different than a dozen other every day moms you'd see in the grocery store. No head-turning.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
I'll give her this....she's plumped up nicely in the Letterman video. That said, if she doesn't brush, there's no way she keeps her cooter clean.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth
I think I remember her getting caps a while ago....If I had porcelain teeth as well, I don't think I would brush my teeth as much as I do either......its only to prevent cavities and whitening, both of which are not necessary when you have teeth covered in porcelain. I guess it would only be beneficial for gum health to continue brushing.