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Old 03-13-10, 07:09 PM
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Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth




Guess those teeth weren’t made for brushin’.

Jessica Simpson has only a nodding acquaintance with a toothbrush, the singer told iheartradio on Thursday.

"I don’t brush my teeth," said the "Irresistible" singer, according to UsMagazine.com. "No, really!"

"I just use Listerine - and sometimes I'll use my sweater," she added with a laugh.

"I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll be all, ‘ow!’"

Right ... and she’s single because ... ?

The "These Boots Are Made for Walkin" cover artist also confessed that her nutrition habits aren’t always the best.

"Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick," she said. "We weren't really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn't force me to eat healthy."

She also briefly touched upon John Mayer’s recent raunchy remarks about their sex life, where he compared knocking boots with the singer to snorting drugs.

"Maybe in his mind he was thinking about giving me a compliment but he wasn’t," she said.

"In relationships, in general, going through a divorce and going through very public break-ups ... you don’t want to disappoint people who are rooting for you to be successful in love. I just have to find the right man."
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Old 03-13-10, 07:57 PM
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

If she was my girlfriend, I could probably overlook this, as long as she believes in flossing. . .
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with my pubes.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

I would totally bang her.




Totally.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

On the bangable scale she's a 10 out of 10
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Are her teeth even real?
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Guarddog View Post
On the bangable scale she's a 10 out of 10
But on the DVDTalk Scale of Unreasonable Standards, she's only a 4.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

My dick doesn't care what the breath of the mouth around it smells like.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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But on the DVDTalk Scale of Unreasonable Standards, she's only a 4.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

If she's too damn lazy to brush her teeth, it's kinda doubtful she's keeping the rest of her body clean. Yuck.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by SkullOrchard View Post
If she's too damn lazy to brush her teeth, it's kinda doubtful she's keeping the rest of her body clean. Yuck.
The fuck her someplace you already know stinks
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her vocal chords.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Rockmjd23 View Post
But on the DVDTalk Scale of Unreasonable Standards, she's only a 4.


but seriously i doubt any straight guy would kick her out of bed.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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But on the DVDTalk Scale of Unreasonable Standards, she's only a 4.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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The fuck her someplace you already know stinks
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her vocal chords.
Like the back seat of a volkswagon?
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

id put it in her butt
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Good to know she switched from Romo juice to listerine.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

I feel vindicated. I've long said she's a bulldog.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

The girl farts constantly and doesn't brush her teeth much. Pretty girls can get away with a lot. On the plus side, she would probably let you pee in her butt.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

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The girl farts constantly and doesn't brush her teeth much. Pretty girls can get away with a lot. On the plus side, she would probably let you pee in her butt.
or mouth
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My dick doesn't care what the breath of the mouth around it smells like.
But your testicles do!

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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Unless you're a Superbowl quarterback
you have no shot





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But your testicles do!

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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Saw her on Letterman the other night. Now, she looks merely average. Not ugly, but not much different than a dozen other every day moms you'd see in the grocery store. No head-turning.

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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Yes, but with them you can't fuck someone famous and thus make yourself infamous. Same reason I would stick it to Laura Bush.
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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

Originally Posted by Deep_lurk View Post
Saw her on Letterman the other night. Now, she looks merely average. Not ugly, but not much different than a dozen other every day moms you'd see in the grocery store. No head-turning.

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If I didn't know who she was she'd still turn my head considering the amount of hot women is fairly low on an average visit to the grocery store.

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Re: Jessica Simpson doesnt believe in brushing her teeth

I'll give her this....she's plumped up nicely in the Letterman video. That said, if she doesn't brush, there's no way she keeps her cooter clean.
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Originally Posted by kyleblack View Post
Are her teeth even real?
I think I remember her getting caps a while ago....If I had porcelain teeth as well, I don't think I would brush my teeth as much as I do either......its only to prevent cavities and whitening, both of which are not necessary when you have teeth covered in porcelain. I guess it would only be beneficial for gum health to continue brushing.

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