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Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Old 10-09-09, 06:57 PM
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Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

There's something funny about the way that sounds!

Wait a minute!

You know, I can't say that I've EVER been slapped in the face!

I can't remember being slapped ANYWHERE for that matter, apart from on my hiney, and that was from my folks because I was being a bad boy or what have you, and when I got older, I received a few spankings from my girlfriends for 'other' reasons...which will remain PRIVATE.

Hey! For being around for as long as I have, that's pretty DAMN good odds, don't ya say?

I AIN'T EVER BEEN SLAPPED! I AIN'T EVER BEEN SLAPPED!

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How about YOU?

Ever been popped in the face with an open hand?
Old 10-09-09, 07:02 PM
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Yes.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Yes. I think a few times but the only one I vividly remember was my mother doing it when I cursed at her. I seem to recall that I was engaged in a fit of misguided self-righteousness around the age of 12.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Once as a kid I was wrestling around in the backyard with a friend. I called him a cocksucker. My old man heard it and was out of the house in a nano second. WHAP!!!!
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Yea, my gf has slapped me a few times, neither of which I think I was necessarily asking for it. But, hey, what can you do.

Btw, THEEK, your posts look weird when they don't have an "edited" note at the bottom. Are you slippin' on your title?
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Originally Posted by KillerCannibal View Post
Btw, THEEK, your posts look weird when they don't have an "edited" note at the bottom. Are you slippin' on your title?
Hey KC!

I hope THIS will answer your question:

Originally Posted by The Edit King View Post
The Edit Stamp Window:

There is a 2 minute (give or take) 'Edit Window' (as it were) that allows you to edit your posts for approximately 2 minutes, then after that time an 'Edit Stamp' will appear at the bottom of your posts looking something very much like this:

Last edited by The Edit King on 08-16-56 at 02:40 PM. Reason: Because that's what I do.

...but it will usually contain your screen name and the correct date & time.

Posts may be edited many times within the 'Edit Window'. The absence of an 'Edit Stamp' at the bottom of a post doesn't necessarily mean that post was not edited, and in certain instances may have in fact been edited numerous times.
-THEEK!

Last edited by The Edit King; 10-09-09 at 08:44 PM. Reason: For KC.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Yes, I have.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

More than once, fewer than 300 times.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

i hear that roman polanski wanted to be slapped on the wrist.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

nope...otherwise it would be cause for a duel...with pistals at dawn!
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Originally Posted by The Edit King View Post
There's something funny about the way that sounds!
There's nothing funny about the way it feels, though.

And yes, I have. When I asked my mom what the word "****" meant. She should have slapped my brother, who said the word in the first place. He KNEW what it meant.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Originally Posted by The Edit King View Post
There's something funny about the way that sounds!
When did they start showing post counts again? Damn dude, 24000 posts? That's crazy.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

huh? it's been quite a while now...
Old 10-10-09, 06:09 PM
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

3 times. Mom, girlfriend, and wife.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Have you ever been kicked in the head with an IRON BOOT?!?

Of course you haven't! No one has!

It's a stupid question.

Forget I even asked...


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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Slapped nope, spanked yes - opps you didn't ask that huh? LOL
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Originally Posted by DeputyDave View Post
3 times. Mom, girlfriend, and wife.
And all in the same night!
Old 10-10-09, 11:57 PM
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

I have only been slapped once. It was when I was throwing a girl out of the skating rink I worked at at the time. I told her to leave and take her fake-ass K-Mart weave with her.* She then slapped me.

*To make me sound less like an asshole I will say that she had just about pushed every employee to the edge with her attitude (and the fact that she beat up a little kid). As I walked her out of the building she kept repeating at high volume,"take your motherfucking hands off me!" I never once touched her.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

When I was a kid my family went to a bowling alley, and I went to the arcade to waste time. I was doubled up on a machine with some guy in his 20s (I think it was Battle Axe) and I put in a quarter to continue my life. I guess the other guy did at the same time so when I continued my game, he thought I had taken his quarter. So he started yelling at me, accusing me of stealing the quarter he had put in. I told him I had put in my own quarter but he kept arguing.

Then...out of nowhere...he slapped me across my face and ran out the door. I went and found my dad and he took me all over the neighborhood looking for the guy so he could beat him to a bloody pulp. Luckily for the asshat, we never found him.

Only time I've ever been hit, and it was over a video game. Nerdslapped!
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Originally Posted by Abob Teff View Post
And all in the same night!
Actually, it was all the same person.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Yep, once. I said something to a girl, although I can't remember exactly what, and she didn't like it much.
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

Yes
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

My dad always told me

"You can walk up to every woman in a bar and ask them to sleep with you. You may get slapped 30 times, but that one time that she says yes, it will all be worth it"

God I miss him lol
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

nope
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Re: Ever been SLAPPED in the FACE?

How can she slap? How can she slap?!?

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