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Old 03-07-08, 08:25 PM
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I think I got caught staring at someone's buttocks

So I'm sitting down and this chick I know was standing, talking to someone and had her back towards me and I was staring and admiring thinking she would never be able to see or know. Suddenly she kind of turns around and kind of scoffs. I quickly take off. I think the person she was talking to alerted her. What the heck do I do?
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Old 03-07-08, 08:44 PM
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Since you covet it, I say pee in her butt.
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Old 03-07-08, 09:28 PM
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Only good can come of this. She now knows you like her ass. At some point when she's feeling low and goes looking for someone to worship her, she'll think of you. Score!
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Too late for pics?
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Old 03-07-08, 09:54 PM
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Usually when I get caught i just wave and smile. Its best when you walk past a girl and turn around to check her out, and she turns around to do the same.
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Put your hand up and pinch the air like you would her ass. Make a growly sound if you can.
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Old 03-07-08, 10:21 PM
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At least it was her buttocks and not her sweet, sweet ass. It sounds almost scientific this way.
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Old 03-07-08, 11:18 PM
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This might make me sound like an asshole but it's not my intent:

I don't understand while women get so upset when guys admire them. If a girl is being stared at, chances are she's at the very least attractive, if not drop-dead gorgeous. (Lord knows I try not to look at ugly girls!) If someone was starting at me in a god-i-want-to-fuck-you way, I'd be flattered. I don't see how it can be taken as anything but a compliment.

Seriously.

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Old 03-07-08, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by shaun3000
This might make me sound like an asshole but it's not my intent:

I don't understand while women get so upset when guys admire them. If a girl is being stared at, chances are she's at the very least attractive, if not drop-dead gorgeous. (Lord knows I try not to look at ugly girls!) If someone was starting at me in a god-i-want-to-fuck-you way, I'd be flattered. I don't see how it can be taken as anything but a compliment.

Seriously.

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Along the same lines...when women go out dressed the way they do at times they know God-damned well that guys are looking at them. If they don't want to be leered at then they shouldn't wear sex pants or low cut shirts or mini skirts or whatever.
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Old 03-07-08, 11:45 PM
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To bring that point a little further, they shouldn't complain about sexual assualts when they are dressed like that.
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Old 03-07-08, 11:53 PM
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The best revenge....think of her ass while you jerk it tonight.
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The best revenge....think of her ass while you jerk it tonight.
And send her an email telling her that's what you did!
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That'll learn 'er!
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deep down they like the attention.
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Serious answer from kvrdave and Sailor Jerry. Nothing is as honest and difussing as simply saying, "Aha, you caught me staring at your ass. I apologize."
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Old 03-08-08, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Serious answer from kvrdave and Sailor Jerry. Nothing is as honest and difussing as simply saying, "Aha, you caught me staring at your ass. I apologize."

*bzzzzzt!* Too responsible. She'll view you as "safe" and you will never be in the "want to fuck" category.
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Old 03-08-08, 12:31 AM
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Good point.

You might try, "wait, bend over just a little.....I think I see paradise."
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Better...much better.
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Serious answer from kvrdave and Sailor Jerry. Nothing is as honest and difussing as simply saying, "Aha, you caught me staring at your ass. I apologize."
Buttocks man, buttocks.

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Old 03-08-08, 10:28 AM
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Tell her she has a nice "can" and you couldn't resist - chicks love that.
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Old 03-08-08, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by whoopdido
Along the same lines...when women go out dressed the way they do at times they know God-damned well that guys are looking at them. If they don't want to be leered at then they shouldn't wear sex pants or low cut shirts or mini skirts or whatever.
If they don't want to be leered at, they just need to dress like this.

Anything else makes them targets for leering if they are hot.
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Old 03-08-08, 10:44 AM
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smile at her and say "nice ass" it's simple, true and how could she take that anyway other than as a compliment? win/win
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