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Old 02-28-08, 02:00 PM
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Advice Needed: Possible Gay Lovin'

Hello all,

Here's the situation: I'm friends with a straight dude who always makes very explicit masturbation jokes to me when no one else is around. He also makes fake "lubed" noises with his mouth along with the jokes. I've always simply laughed it off but have wondered what this means. Do you think he is bi curious or simply someone who feels comfortable enough with me to make the jokes? None of the other straight dudes I hang out with do this and I would never crack jokes like that with them.

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Old 02-28-08, 02:13 PM
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I'm not sure what sort of jokes require making masturbation noises, but I don't think any of my friends have ever done that. Maybe you should just tell him his jokes are kinda gay.

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Does he have a fascination with drawing penises?
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I think you the real question needed asked is whose pitchin and whose catchin'...
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Old 02-28-08, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by True_Story1011
I think you the real question needed asked is whose pitchin and whose catchin'...
Well that's helpful. Straight guys are weird. They rarely make sense. What I'd do is just get him drunk, and pop in some straight porn next time he's over, see what happens.

Or maybe next time he makes some kind of masturbation joke, just laughingly throw out something like "I'm going to have to get a demonstration of that technique". Maybe he'll whip it out?

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Old 02-28-08, 02:23 PM
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Well that's helpful. Straight guys are weird. They rarely make sense. What I'd do is just get him drunk, and pop in some straight porn next time he's over, see what happens.
He does come over to watch movies/drink beer. I may slip one of the bi movies I've reviewed into the stack of choices.
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Old 02-28-08, 02:26 PM
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He does come over to watch movies/drink beer. I may slip one of the bi movies I've reviewed into the stack of choices.
let the good times roll... (another video option would be one of those "straight" films from Jake Cruise).
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Originally Posted by joeblow69
Well that's helpful. Straight guys are weird. They rarely make sense. What I'd do is just get him drunk, and pop in some straight porn next time he's over, see what happens.

Or maybe next time he makes some kind of masturbation joke, just laughingly throw out something like "I'm going to have to get a demonstration of that technique". Maybe he'll whip it out?

What are you talking about? Just because I think the color red smells like aqua velvet doesnt make me wierd!
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Old 02-28-08, 02:34 PM
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That's odd. My friend (who is gay) always makes those types of jokes to me.

So the answer is clear. You work with my friend and he hasn't told you he's gay.
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That's odd. My friend (who is gay) always makes those types of jokes to me.
You promised that would stay between us, strokey.
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watching porn with a friend and drinking beer= sausage fest in progress
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Old 02-28-08, 03:41 PM
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Uh, you could have just asked me what the hell I meant.
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Old 02-28-08, 03:58 PM
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Next time, just half-jokingly say "Stop it, you're giving me a boner!"
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show him a gay movie and see if he gets a boner...
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He could easily just be someone with a particularly raucous and crude sense of humor. You could easily just be projecting. I don't see anything especially "flirty" about a straight guy enjoying being crude around another guy, gay or not...
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Next time, just half-jokingly say "Stop it, you're giving me a boner!"
Not bad. Dealing with it all as another joke could be the most accurate way to gauge his conscious or subconscious intentions, if he's got any.
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Or you could just get off your ass and kiss me. What does a guy have to do around here to get some gay sex?
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Old 02-28-08, 04:13 PM
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Grab his crotch and watch the sparks fly!
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Old 02-28-08, 04:16 PM
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What does a guy have to do around here to get some gay sex?
My dick's been asking my brain that question for decades. Stupid brain.
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Old 02-28-08, 04:19 PM
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I think we have ALL forgot one simple thing. What's the joke?

P.S. - next time he does it ask him if he hangs out with Senator Larry Craig.
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Sure, girls can wear whatever they want and interpreting it as anything sexual is practically a crime, but make one squishy penis sound with your mouth and all the gay men are allowed to interpret it as possible lovin'.
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We have to read the jokes. Post a couple of them here and we'll know if he's flirting or not.
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I would be just as crude back. I am not shy when it comes to that kind of thing.

I would simply tell him that if he wants to hear and experience those sounds, you would be happy to oblige (if you're interested in him, of course).
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Old 02-28-08, 10:13 PM
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OK, here's the deal: no straight man would ever make those kind of overt sexual references to a gay man. Doesn't matter how confident they are with their sexuality -- it's like telling racist jokes to your black friend. You just wouldn't do it.

And to only do it when you're both alone? Uh-uh. Your friend is at least bi-curious. Buy a couple of twelve packs and some lube and a bottle of Jack Daniels and invite him over for a movie marathon. Go from Die Hard to Top Gun to Brokeback Mountain to I Cum To Please, and keep the alcohol flowing.
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Old 02-28-08, 10:31 PM
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Get him drunk and start playfully wrestling. If he pops a boner you're in, or maybe he is. Whatever, best of luck and let us know how it goes.
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