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Old 05-17-06, 02:19 PM
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Hot coworker needs help moving in... Ideas?

Here's the situation. I work with a hot chick, and she's moving in to a new place with her best friend next Saturday. She wants me to help her move in.

Ideally, I'd love for the situation to turn into one of those porno scenes where she starts undressing me and things turn rated X. Realistically, the odds of that are 1 in 100,000.

She's offered me 'something' but I don't know what to ask for (she told me to get back to her). I actually wouldn't ask for anything since I'm a nice guy and don't expect any kind of reward for helping a friend out.

What would you do? I'm trying to see if there's a better way of going about this.
Old 05-17-06, 02:22 PM
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yes, help her out. whether or not it leads to anything, it's always good to have hot chicks as assets (no pun intended).
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Help her move, don't have an agenda (that's the biggest thing) and tell her you don't need anything in return.

Guys with agendas are something she probably sees ALL the time. It will be refreshing for her if you treat her like she's a person, not just a hot chick.
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Dude, help her out and maybe you'll score with both her and her hot roommie.
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Dont let her trick you into hauling a fridge up a few flights of stairs only to find that its full of beer.

Offer to drink it with her before attempting to lug it up.
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Originally Posted by the aftermath
What would you do? I'm trying to see if there's a better way of going about this.
...and so you thought asking the OTTERS would be the place to ask?


I'm shocked it's gotten to almost a half-dozen replies without someone suggesting you tell her you want to "pee in her butt"...
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Originally Posted by the aftermath
Ideally, I'd love for the situation to turn into one of those porno scenes where she starts undressing me and things turn rated X. Realistically, the odds of that are 1 in 100,000.
im just going to assume that your 0 button broke while you were typing that sentence and just decided to end it there.
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i certainly can;t give 'dating' advice, but I would do it. You get some exercise, get to watch hot girls bend up and down, and turn into a good guy.

What about for something in exchange, you ask her to set you up with a friend of hers or she makes you dinner?
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and as always, we cannot give you the best advice without pictures. so post them or else she will hate you forever.
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offer to carry her dresser drawers that has the panties in it
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
or she makes you dinner?
I wouldn't suggest that she make you dinner, because she may not cook and could possibly find that insulting. Instead, I'd suggest that in exchange for helping her move that you say you'd like her to take you to dinner. She'll likely agree, and you've now got a "date" to get to know her better outside of work.
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Originally Posted by the aftermath
Realistically, the odds of that are 1 in 1,000,000.
"So you're saying there's a chance?!"
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
What about for something in exchange, you ask her to set you up with a friend of hers or she makes you dinner?
Good advice on the set-up. This way, you won't screw up the work relationship and you can reap the benefits of her hot friends (hopefully). Plus most women love to play matchmaker.

Anyway, don't help her without asking for something in return. Your inner nice guy needs to shut the fuck up.
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Originally Posted by Double Down
I wouldn't suggest that she make you dinner, because she may not cook and could possibly find that insulting. Instead, I'd suggest that in exchange for helping her move that you say you'd like her to take you to dinner. She'll likely agree, and you've now got a "date" to get to know her better outside of work.
But asking her to take him to dinner could also be perceived as insulting, i.e., implying that he thinks she probably can't cook. In other words, assuming that all hot girls are basically ditzes -- pretty dang insensitive. I think he should just ask for a handjob.
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Thanks to MySpace, I know the following:

She cooks, and she's definitely got hot friends.

Also, she's far from a ditz and has great taste in music. She burned me a really good hiphop mix cd a couple weeks back. I was blown away.
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don't mention dinner altogether. go out for a drink (if there's even something there). there aren't a shortage of hot girls out there. if she likes you, just hang out and play it by ear (and don't ask dvd nerds for girl advice )
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easiest scenario. obviously porno siutation is far fetched. if you're "interested" in her, when she asks what you want, just say nothing, when she asks again, say, "fine, maybe you can pay for my lunch sometime." boom, set up a date.
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Originally Posted by dick_grayson
don't mention dinner altogether. go out for a drink (if there's even something there). there aren't a shortage of hot girls out there. if she likes you, just hang out and play it by ear (and don't ask dvd nerds for girl advice )


Hence my "and you decided to ask the Otters for help??" comment in post 6...

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Originally Posted by Betho
Help her move, don't have an agenda (that's the biggest thing) and tell her you don't need anything in return.

Guys with agendas are something she probably sees ALL the time. It will be refreshing for her if you treat her like she's a person, not just a hot chick.
Excellent advice on how not to get laid. She can be refreshed all day long, but that aint getting Aftermath any nookie.

This is what you do. Help her move. There will come a time during the move where you need to move something big. When you move it, act like you 'tweaked' your back. Walk it off. Tell her 'It's ok, just felt like my back gave out for a second'. Then go back to moving, but every once in a while, play up the injury. This will make her feel guilty. By the end of the move you should have enough points stored up to pull off the 'back massage' move at the very least.

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Originally Posted by the aftermath
She cooks, and she's definitely got hot friends.

Also, she's far from a ditz and has great taste in music.
Okay, we're definitely going to need pics. Possibly driving directions, as well.
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Originally Posted by Derrich
There will come a time during the move where you need to move something big.
Sounds like that time is already here.
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If she's anything like yer average "hot chick," she's just using you for the dirty work and has gotten by at all things in life with a wink and smile and has gotten most things this way. It started in elementary school when she coveted a boy's Twinkie.
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you do realize that you will be hauling a fridge and sofa and bed while the boyfriend is upstairs drinking the beer lounging in the sofa you just brought in. Kidding aside, this will put you in the friendship zone, and once in the zone is nearly impossible to leave it. But you should do it because you're a good person and you will get good karma for it.
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Originally Posted by dork
But asking her to take him to dinner could also be perceived as insulting, i.e., implying that he thinks she probably can't cook. In other words, assuming that all hot girls are basically ditzes -- pretty dang insensitive. I think he should just ask for a handjob.
"What, you think I don't know how to suck a dick? Could you be any more insulting?!?"
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Originally Posted by EddieN
If she's anything like yer average "hot chick," she's just using you for the dirty work and has gotten by at all things in life with a wink and smile and has gotten most things this way. It started in elementary school when she coveted a boy's Twinkie.
beat me to it but I agree 100%

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