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Old 05-28-06, 09:28 PM
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Got any good lines for picking up/asking a girl out?

I was thinking about this when I asked a girl out today. I see her alot at the store and decided just to do it and see what happens. I dont really have a line or anything I was just cool and calm and told her hi and gave my name. I said I wondered if she had a break coming up anytime soon and if she wanted to grab a soda or a coffe (the stores in a shopping center). She smiled and said she had a boyfriend, sorry. I smiled and said it was cool, i just thought Id ask.

Before when theyve thought about it Ive added whats said in Office Space or what Gibson says in Lethal Weapon 2. Works pretty good.

So I thought id make this thread to see if anyone wants to share thier "pimp" lines.
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a classic line that always works

nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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"I'm extremely rich"

Really, are there many women dumb enough to fall for a pickup line?
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"I'm extremely rich"

Really, are there many women dumb enough to fall for a pickup line?
Many? How about any.
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I second the Neg-Hits...but only after the initial dialogue. a neg-hit is a nice way to close the deal for a number.

My pick-up line usually involves me:

1. Mostly ignoring her, and possibly make eye contact, but pay more attention to her friends. (works well when your goal is the hot one, and you ignore her and talk to her less hot friends).
2. Going right up to her and introducing myself.

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To the OP: Office Space quotes? Which ones, exactly?
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How about "Hey, I'm [name]. I think you're really neat. Wanna see my collection of Star Wars action figures? Make sure you wear your black jeans, chicks dig black jeans.
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Treat a queen like a prostitue, and a prostitute like a queen.

I'm not sure where I heard that, and it's overly simplistic, but it works. Actions are better than words, and no, I don't have any good lines.
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