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Old 12-23-05, 04:36 PM
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Mike Myers wants a divorce

Mike Myers and Wife Decide to End Marriage

LOS ANGELES - "Austin Powers" star Mike Myers and his wife, Robin Ruzan, are ending their 12-year marriage, a spokeswoman said Friday.

"They remain committed and caring friends," publicist Ina Treciokas said in a statement.

The 42-year-old actor-comedian and Ruzan, a writer and actress, were married in May 1993. They have no children.

Myers, an alum of NBC's "Saturday Night Live," starred in the "Austin Powers" and "Wayne's World" films, 2003's "Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat," and voiced the giant green ogre in the "Shrek" movies.
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maybe he wants divorce because his wife's head is the size of a planetoid,
it has it's own weather system.
Looks like an orange on a toothpick.
I'm not kidding, her head is like Sputnik;
spherical but quite pointy at parts!
But let's take it easy on her, we dont want her to cry herrself to sleep.... on her huge
pillow.
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Once that Shrek 2 check cashed, I would have taken off too.
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Originally Posted by RyoHazuki
Once that Shrek 2 check cashed, I would have taken off too.
And with Shrek 3 in the works, IIRC, now is the time to do it!
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Originally Posted by Oraphus
Looks like an orange on a toothpick.
More like an orange on a pear:



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She looks like Lauren Graham...
if she swallowed Alexis Bledel up whole.

"Get in mah belly, Rory!!!"
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I've seen photos of Robin Ruzan and she looks pretty normal to me.

Any being a fan of Mike Myers, I feel pretty bad that he is going through a difficult time.
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So he married an axe murderer?
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Maybe Kanye really got to him.
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As someone who has dealt with Mr. Myers on a professional level, all I can tell you is he's a giant dick. A truly awful, awful human being.

Congratulations to Ms. Ruzan.
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Maybe she got pissed because he wouldn't admit she gave him an erection.








(That was a reference to the first episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in which the future former Mrs. Myers guest-starred in case you were wondering.)
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Mike Myers doesn't care about married people.
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Maybe she turned out to be a fembot.
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I wouldn't want to marry this guy either.

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Originally Posted by Oraphus
maybe he wants divorce because his wife's head is the size of a planetoid,
it has it's own weather system.
Looks like an orange on a toothpick.
I'm not kidding, her head is like Sputnik;
spherical but quite pointy at parts!
But let's take it easy on her, we dont want her to cry herrself to sleep.... on her huge
pillow.
it's not Head...it's HEEEED!
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Her settlement: One MEELION Dollars!!
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Originally Posted by Sonicflood
More like an orange on a pear:



Sonic
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who finds his wife attractive.
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I would've divorced his ass after Cat in the Hat.
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Sad.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Myers
I would've divorced his ass after Cat in the Hat.
Coulda shoulda woulda. You didn't, did you?
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Originally Posted by Fielding Mellish
As someone who has dealt with Mr. Myers on a professional level, all I can tell you is he's a giant dick. A truly awful, awful human being.
Well, good lord man, dish! Let's hear a story.
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Posted by Fielding Mellish: As someone who has dealt with Mr. Myers on a professional level, all I can tell you is he's a giant dick. A truly awful, awful human being.

Congratulations to Ms. Ruzan.
Great, now you've shattered my illusional image of Mike Myers as a nice guy.

Let me guess, you were perhaps an aide to Mr. Myers at some point and he treated you like crud, right?

And Mike Myers was a narcissistic turd that wanted everything his own way and he often bullied his underlings, including you if anything didn't go his way. He probably also had tantrums if his hotel room was not booked, or his limo was late at the airport, plus he lashed out at any flunky who didn't send up any escort girls or recreational drugs to his hotel room the other evening before the movie premier.

Is Mike Myers a "giant dick" because of that sort of behaviour?

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Any word about a prenup?
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Originally Posted by Cusm
Any word about a prenup?
Isn't she entitled to a significant percentage of "their" wealth since they were married for more than 10 years? IIRC, that California law was one of the supposed reasons that Tom Cruise divorced Nicole Kidman for.
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Originally Posted by Cancer Man
Great, now you've shattered my illusional image of Mike Myers as a nice guy.

Let me guess, you were perhaps an aide to Mr. Myers at some point and he treated you like crud, right?

And Mike Myers was a narcissistic turd that wanted everything his own way and he often bullied his underlings, including you if anything didn't go his way. He probably also had tantrums if his hotel room was not booked, or his limo was late at the airport, plus he lashed out at any flunky who didn't send up any escort girls or recreational drugs to his hotel room the other evening before the movie premier.

Is Mike Myers a "giant dick" because of that sort of behaviour?

Uh, no. I was in no way, shape, or form his "underling."

That said, I'll have to leave the specifics to your imagination... which you definitely show no shortage of.

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