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Ninjas fighting Samurais (as seen in The Last Samurai)
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King Kong fighting a T-Rex (as seen in King Kong teaser)
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Which kicks more ass?

Old 08-16-05, 02:47 PM
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Which kicks more ass?

My gf almost broke up with me Saturday because I clapped during the King Kong trailer when Kong and the T-Rex were about to go at it. We all already know that The Last Samurai was one of the best films of all-time because there were fucking ninjas fighting samurais. So I pose this question to you, Otter nerds.....which one kicks more ass?
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Old 08-16-05, 02:55 PM
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Considering how fake the abe looks, I'd say Ninjas.
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I thought the t-rex vs. other big dinosaur from Jurassic Park III was pretty impressive. I haven't seen Last Samurai for some reason.....
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Ninjas vs. Samurai definitely kicks more ass.
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King Kong.
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PS: The Last Samurai is the worst movie of all time because it sucked while having ninja's fight samurai.
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PS: The Last Samurai is the worst movie of all time because it sucked while having ninja's fight samurai.



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Last Samurai would have been Perfecto! if they had found a way to fit pirates in there.
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King Kong is not yet available on HeroScape. The other 3 are.

http://www.hasbro.com/heroscape/

By process of elimination, Ninjas v. Samurai!
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Ninjas + Samurai + Pirates = Shogun

(the book more so then the mini-series)
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The Last Samurai = Dances With Wolves in Japan
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Old 08-16-05, 03:19 PM
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Ninjas vs. Pirates = Hells Yea
Ninjas vs. Samurai = No biggie

Hence, T-Rex vs. King Kong > Ninjas vs. Samurai
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Originally Posted by Atreus
Ninjas + Samurai + Pirates = Shogun

(the book more so then the mini-series)
Good point. Of course, there's no question that Shogun kicks massive ass.
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Have you ever asked yourself why we never see Samuarai today, while Ninjas walk openly among us, just waiting for the right moment to flip out and kill everybody? That's because Ninjas totally own the Samuarai. Remember that thread that asked how many five year olds do you think you could take on at once? Well that's how it is when Ninjas fight Samurai.

On the other hand, have you ever asked yourself why there are no dinosaurs or giant apes? That's because their fights were so epic and amazing that neither of them survived. Giant Apes and Dinosaurs fought themselves to extinction. It's a fact, look it up.

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If I had a giant ape, I would dress it like a pirate, and then go around challenging owners of dinosaurs to dress their dinosaurs like ninjas and then we could have them fight.

(Movie rights for this post have been purchased by Michael Bay)
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Originally Posted by Groucho
If I had a giant ape, I would dress it like a pirate, and then go around challenging owners of dinosaurs to dress their dinosaurs like ninjas and then we could have them fight.

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DVD rights to the quoted post have been purchased by Criterion.
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Originally Posted by Groucho
If I had a giant ape, I would dress it like a pirate, and then go around challenging owners of dinosaurs to dress their dinosaurs like ninjas and then we could have them fight.
"If you see only one giant apes dressed as pirates fighting dinosaurs dressed as ninjas movie this year, make it this one!" - David Manning, Ridgefield Press
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"If you see only one giant apes dressed as pirates fighting dinosaurs dressed as ninjas movie this year, make it this one!" - David Manning, Ridgefield Press
I saw this movie based on this review and it sucked. I have since discovered that this is a false name and made-up review. I want my five fucking dollars!
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What's the question?
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What's the question?
Yes. Yes it is.
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I wish I could get a screencap from the teaser trailer. It would make you top-choice voters change your mind, oh yes, it would.... *laughs maniacally*
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Robot Dinosaurs vs. Ninja Monkeys
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Which kicks more ass?

Well, if the choices were:

A. Vague thread titles
B. Fairly descriptive thread titles

I would definitely go with B.
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