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Old 02-24-05, 10:00 PM
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When in an elevator, did someone cut one?

When you were in an elevator with a group of people, did some one break wind?
Old 02-24-05, 10:03 PM
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What are you talking about?
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I'd like to know that as well.
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While in an elevator with a group of people, did someone fart?
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Yes and no.
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What kind of elevator? Was it made by Otis?

How many people (number of males and females each) were on?

Are we talking long distance travel, say 16 floors, or just a couple?

And the real question, why didn't they take the stairs?
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And is there a midget involved?
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when I was in a school, someone opened a book.
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Let's try posing this as a hypothetical, rather than a stated question? See THEEK for further assistance.

"Has anyone experienced, or been the cause of, foul odors on an elevator?"
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And did someone light a match?
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This thread stinks.
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No, but once I was traveling down on an escalator in the mall, and this girl (alone and looked pretty good from the behind) about 10 steps or so below me lets out a huge loud fart. I laughed at first, but I was held captive by the escalator and slowly pulled into the aura of stench (sorta of like a car in neutral going through one of those automatic car washes)! After I recovered the use of my lungs, I yelled out, "Ewhhh! My god that was gross!!!" to get her attention...and than she started speedwalking away super fast while laughing like crazy and letting out more farts everytime she took a step!!
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she sounds like a psycho... a lactose intolerant psycho.
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Let's try posing this as a hypothetical, rather than a stated question? See THEEK for further assistance.

"Has anyone experienced, or been the cause of, foul odors on an elevator?"
A fun gag is to let a really rank one rip while you are going down and just before you get off at the second floor. Then you can stand around and listen to see if anyone gets on at the first floor going up. Sometimes you can even hear them complimenting you on your artistic merit while they pass by your floor. If they bail out on the second floor you can pretend to get on, then back off and say, "Woah, which one of you did that!"
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Originally Posted by Tandem
A fun gag is to let a really rank one rip while you are going down and just before you get off at the second floor. Then you can stand around and listen to see if anyone gets on at the first floor going up. Sometimes you can even hear them complimenting you on your artistic merit while they pass by your floor. If they bail out on the second floor you can pretend to get on, then back off and say, "Woah, which one of you did that!"
Unless of course when you get out on the second floor there is already someone waiting to get on.
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When you were in an elevator with a group of people, did some one break wind?
How did you know I was in an elevator with a group of people??? Are you spying on me again???
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My friend told while she was on the subway train on her way back from work she was seated 2 seats beside an old man.The old man farted by shifting his ass sideways and it was loud and he said to himself loudly...
Spoiler:
I think I sh*ted on my pants


Some people are gross
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Nah, they waited until we were sitting around a campfire
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Originally Posted by Kumar J
My friend told while she was on the subway train on her way back from work she was seated 2 seats beside an old man.The old man farted by shifting his ass sideways and it was loud and he said to himself loudly...
Spoiler:
I think I sh*ted on my pants


Some people are gross

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"If there's two people in the elevator, and one of them farts, everybody knows who did it."
-George Carlin
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Today we salute you
Mr. Silent killer gas passer (Mr. Silent killer gas passer)
Last night, you had the enchilada combo platter
This morning, the three-cheese omelet with broccoli
This afternoon, you're a ticking time-bomb
(tick, tick, tick, tick)
Because of you a simple elevator ride is suddenly a
42-floor plummet into the very bowels of hell
(You take my breath away)
Who did it? Who cares.
Sweet mercy, please, just someone light a match
(sweet, sweet mercy)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light O ninja of the nasty
And while your at it, crack open a window
(Mr. Silent killer gas passer)
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It was me
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Hoof hearted, ice melted.
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if someone farted in an elevator, and no one was there to smell it, then..... was there even someone who really farted in an elevator ?
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Originally Posted by duff beer
When you were in an elevator with a group of people, did some one break wind?
Ye who smelt it, dealt it.

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