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Old 12-06-04, 04:33 PM
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This has been a great topic. Helped pass the time at work today.
Old 12-06-04, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MrPink
This has been a great topic. Helped pass the time at work today.

yes its always kinda nice to read about the crushing and humiliating defeats of others social lives.
Old 12-06-04, 05:03 PM
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So finally our food comes, and when the waiter sits her food down, she points at me, and says to the waiter " Can you believe this boy doesnt JERK OFF ?" "Can you believe that?" "He says he didnt, what do you think?"
Are you sure she wasn't talking about your seeming inability to spell "masturbate"?
Old 12-06-04, 05:06 PM
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I wrote the story fast, so sue me, bitch-tits
Old 12-06-04, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by skiblet
I wrote the story fast, so sue me, bitch-tits
That's why I keep coming back to DVD Talk - the sterling repartee.
Old 12-06-04, 05:21 PM
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"Meow", said the dog.
Old 12-06-04, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by skiblet
"Meow", said the dog.
Clearly you have some unresolved anger issues, and an inability to take an innocuous joke without flying off the handle. Perhaps you should reconsider the stress that this forum is placing upon you.
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dude, this is DVDtalk, not psychotherapy.com.

relax a bit.
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Another joke gone horribly wrong from Willie
Old 12-06-04, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by RevLiver
We ate at Jekyll & Hydes (her idea) and she ate an entire pizza in front of me.
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WHen I was 22, I went on a date with a 19 y/o hot chick that I met on the tour bus of a band that I'm friends with.

We meet at a restaurant and that goes well. THen we go out for coffee a few miles away and that goes well too. Conversation is great and she's gorgeous and fun.

Then she says "lets go for a drive, I've got a surprise for you". I'm like "okay, sure". So we hop in her car and end up driving to her house. SWEET.

She pulls me into her room and shuts the door and tells me to have a seat. Money in the fucking bank.

She disappears into her closet. This is it. Scorchy's gonna get some boooty. Scorchy's gonna get some booooty.

And then she reappears in her same outfit and a big binder. Turns out the binder is filled with poetry. Bad poetry. Lots of poetry. Tons, even. Enough to last 2+ hours.

And so she read. ANd read. And read. And I nodded and muttered a few "uh huh"s here and there to act like I cared. Unforunately the only pu**y I got my hands on that night was her cat, who was thankfully in the room at the time and was enough to entertain me.

At the end of all that I was so bored and disgusted that I asked her to take me home. Never saw her again.
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Originally Posted by brizz
...but that's a tough demographic to crack...
Tough demo? Try 6'8"!

Originally Posted by El Scorcho
Turns out the binder is filled with poetry. Bad poetry. Lots of poetry.
This is when Scorcho learns that one NEVER DATES A WOMAN FROM SPRINGFIELD, OR.

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Old 12-06-04, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho
Unforunately the only pu**y I got my hands on that night was her cat, who was thankfully in the room at the time and was enough to entertain me.
Damn that's a funny story. I mean, the outcome sucked and all, but I couldn't help but laugh.

2 hours of poetry? And you didn't get any afterwards? Oh man...
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Seriously, that was one of the biggest sucker punches in the gut I've ever had in my life.

I went from the pinnacle (banging a hot 19 y/o on the first date) to the basement (listening to a chick read bad poetry) in a flash. It was like my own little Lakers/Blazers in 2000 moment. Everything all collapsed so fast.
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Karma?
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Scorcho,

Maybe you just didnt have your A game on that day, or something?

Look at it this way, im some alternate universe you tapped that ass so hard it knocked the plaster off the walls and then took that poetry book and used it to start a fire in the fireplace. There, see? good stuff-
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Originally Posted by skiblet
wonderdrug , how old are you ?
24 - how old are you?
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You might want to take this into the PM channels. We'll all surely hear about the end result at some point; no need to give us a bunch of details here : )

This thread has had me rolling at many points; too bad I'm typically so antisocial, or else I'd contribute : (
Old 12-06-04, 09:55 PM
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In college, I went out on a date with a guy that was in one of my engineering study groups and had been asking me out for quite some time. Well, I know I shouldn't have assumed that he'd pick up the bill (he drove a late model BMW). We went for ice cream at a local ice cream shop and when he went to pay, he pulled out coins and asked if I could cover him for the rest of his - I literally cracked up....I couldn't believe he was fishing for pennies.

At any rate, we went bowling afterwards, so I was prepared to pay for the games and his shoe rental (no, he pulled out more change from some unknown place - true) and started to pay for the shoe rental. I'm laughing to the point of tears (I'm not sure if he's making a point or really just broke or having a really off night).

On the way back to campus, someone from the back seat screamed out his name (he was going through a red light - well he hit both the brake and accelerator at the same time - we ended up in the middle of the intersection on a red light). I'm still laughing b/c no way could this guy be for real. He's completely spaced out at this point.

He walks me back to my dorm once we get back on campus, kindly asks for a hug and another date - I'm howling tears now and politely declined as I wasn't sure if he was just extra spacy that night (he was slightly spacy in general) or had serious issues.

I found out later that he had other issues, but we remained friends. The moral of this story is leave your lab partners in the lab and date other people.
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Originally Posted by Tommy Boy29
but I take some solace in the fact that she says that she was in modeling school for a while.
Note: ANYONE can go to modeling school... doesn't mean they'll ever be a model ! Learned this from another guy who was bragging he was dating a girl in modeling school... then I saw her... guess she could model for the 'before' pictures..


Originally Posted by skiblet
Ohhhh k,

As rachael leaves the room, her mom pulls me aside and says, "just to warn you, she is going to test your patience. Its a fair warning. Im just letting you know".
Yeah, if the mom warns you about her daughter nothing good can come of it !


Anyway, thanks guys, i'm feeling better about my little 'adventure' now !!!
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Originally Posted by wonderdrug
24 - how old are you?
Stop.
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Originally Posted by Breakfast with Girls
Stop.
Hammer time.
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um, yeah I don't get it.

What too old?

Not young enough?

Are y'all all 50 or what?

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