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Old 10-28-04, 06:23 AM
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Guitarist's testicle explodes on stage

These kind of things only happen to heavy metal bands...

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According to the interview, the infected testicle burst and all the pus "floated into his belly."

Umm, what??
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Please close this thread immeadiately.

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Moving to mature.
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hahaha
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That's gotta hurt!
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<small>
Originally posted by jay77
Please close this thread immeadiately.

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</small>I'd love to: the title alone makes me feel ill! Unfortunately the best I can do is move it to Other on the fairly spurious grounds that it's more weird news than music or musician oriented. Hope this helps!
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Originally posted by benedict
Unfortunately the best I can do is move it to Other on the fairly spurious grounds that many more people will see it there and become nauseated.
Fixed. And, gee, thanks heaps.

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It didn't really start hurting too much so he just carried on with this infected testicle. Then we started playing and we had a show in Italy at the metal festival in Bologna.
Sausage, testicles, there's a joke in there somewhere.
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Originally posted by sfsdfd
Fixed. And, gee, thanks heaps.

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KABOOM!
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So he bust a nut and it got all over his stomach?
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Umm, yeah. Metal band humor. Ha.
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[strongbad]And the teste bursts in the nniiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt![/strongbad]
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Now hiring:

British Heavy Metal band looking for new drummer
Must be able to travel to Japan for tour, and not smoke

Please contact Spinal Tap management.
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A failed terrorist attack, no doubt.
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pics?
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Originally posted by asabase
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He rocked *so* hard, that his balls couldn't take it. That's how much he rocked.

Like in the '80s when a guitarist could blow up an entire country just by pointing their guitar and rocking out.
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Does this remind anyone else of the "educational" film from "Johnny Dangerously"?
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So I think the show went down pretty good. When you see the DVD, you'll see its really good."
Maybe the testicle explosion will be a special feature on the DVD.
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Originally posted by SeekOnce
According to the interview, the infected testicle burst and all the pus "floated into his belly."

Umm, what??
You know, the contents of the scrotum are connected to the abdominal cavity. That's how certain types of hernias form.
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Originally posted by WhoGirl

Like in the '80s when a guitarist could blow up an entire country just by pointing their guitar and rocking out.
I miss those days.

He wasn't a member of Wycked Scepter, was he?
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Originally posted by nazz
Maybe the testicle explosion will be a special feature on the DVD.
That would be some easter egg.

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