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Old 08-11-04, 06:43 PM
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The question you must ask yourself is....

Did Geoff not like my adult movie reviewing or did I not submit an adult review?

Both are quite possible. But he still needs one. I know, I know....who could do a better job than I? Forget the question asked, that should always be the next question asked....except you should say to youself "who could do a better than kvrdave?" as obviously if we all asked "who could do a better job I?" we would all be talking about ourselves, and not about me.
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I you think that's bad, the only reason I'm not an adult reviewer is that I don't currently own any movies to review as a sample.
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Originally posted by BigPete
I you think that's bad, the only reason I'm not an adult reviewer is that I don't currently own any movies to review as a sample.
and it has nothing to do with your sentence structure
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I also do have any to review, but when it was first posted, I read a few of the reviews. Nothing so entertaining as porn reviews. It is because of that, that I could find comedy gold in my life.
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I did gay porn reviews for Steph back when ADT was launched... I lasted about 6 months.

Don't think I could manage reviewing straight porn.
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Originally posted by adamblast
I did gay porn reviews for Steph back when ADT was launched... I lasted about 6 months.

Don't think I could manage reviewing straight porn.
Straight porn reviewers only last about 2-3 minutes, if we are lucky. (Boo,hiss!)
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Originally posted by adamblast
Don't think I could manage reviewing straight porn.
Why threadcrap by suddenly bringing up straight porn in this thread?
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The question I'm asking myself now is why did I bother with this thread in the first place??

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Seriously, how hard can it be?
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how hard can it be?
In my experience, the better the porn is, the harder it gets.
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Originally posted by cultshock
In my experience, the better the porn is, the harder it gets.
chente tosses em up and you knock em out of the infield.
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See what I did there?
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Go for the easy and obvious joke, that's what I always say.
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The question I ask myself is... why would anyone want to read reviews of porn in the first place? And what could you possibly write about?

I'm always reminded of the SNL skit where "Siskel and Ebert" review gay porn.
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Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls
The question I ask myself is... why would anyone want to read reviews of porn in the first place? And what could you possibly write about?

I'm always reminded of the SNL skit where "Siskel and Ebert" review gay porn.
Exactly. I saw it with a bus load of Japanese tourists, and they just loved it.

It is funny stuff.

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