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Old 08-06-04, 02:45 AM
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She screws up the curve

A few months a go I asked out a hottie I know. Things didn't go that well (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=350028) . Basically, she stood me up.

I still have to work with her from time to time and I haven't mentioned asking her out again. I figure that it just aint gonna happen and I don't plan on bringing it up.

Instead, there are a couple of other women that work with her that I wouldn't mind asking out. But the truth is, they aren't as hot as she is. Since I rarely see the hot one, these other women start looking a lot better. Gradually a woman thats a 5 is looking like a 7.

But then the hot one will show up and all of the sudden, the other women aren't as good looking as they used to be. Simply put, the hot girl screws up the curve.

If you have a room full of chubby soccer moms, after a while they start looking better and better. Then Carmen Elektra walks in and the other women look worse than they did before. Thats what this woman is like.

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Old 08-06-04, 02:55 AM
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just ask her out again...who cares? dont be pushy about it. tell her she missed out the first time and act dorky (not too dorky...just make fun of yourself a bit). nothing to lose at all. if she says she's not interested just be really cool with her and tell her you just want to take her out to lunch as friends cause you have none (not that you really dont...just makin fun of yourself). just be fun with it and have a good time. if she says no...oh well, at least you gave it another try...and then try again in another month!!!! hahaha...im serious. who cares about the "right way to do things"...or "im playin' the game" crap. just make it happen!
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I was going to say something, but then I went and read the original thread and I lost my train of thought

That was 5 months ago. If she even cares anymore it would be because you pissed her off or she thinks vice versa.

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Old 08-06-04, 03:21 AM
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Honestly in bed with the lights off you won't even notice the difference.

Just don't leave a bag of Frito's on the nightstand because y'ou'll know your with a fattie when you hear 'crunch crunch crunch' in between 'Oh my gawd! Derrich, yes!'
Old 08-06-04, 03:36 AM
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Don't read this...get's a little mature
Spoiler:
Cover the Face and Bang the Base

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Old 08-06-04, 05:55 AM
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Derrich you must be friggin hot based on your comments above. Wouldn't it be funny if all those "not so hot girls" were sitting around praying that you DIDN'T ask them out?
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Originally posted by Giantrobo
Derrich you must be friggin hot based on your comments above. Wouldn't it be funny if all those "not so hot girls" were sitting around praying that you DIDN'T ask them out?
Just cuz I'm ugly doesn't mean I want to hook up with an equal. I figure I should aim high, so just in case things go well, our kids will have at least a 50 50 chance of looking good.

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Re: She screws up the curve

Originally posted by Derrich
...room full of chubby soccer moms...
Old 08-06-04, 08:25 AM
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Hey the ugly never stopped Robo.

PS. I'm ugly too so I can say that.
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Originally posted by Debaser
Hey the ugly never stopped Robo.

PS. I'm ugly too so I can say that.


Wow. You suck Debaser.
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This thread is useless without:

Picks?
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Is she good friends with those other chubs you work with? If so, ask one of the chubs out. Bang the chub. Then if you are the equivalent of Peter North, the chub will likely mention that to the hottie. Then take another shot. Of course, this won't work if you can't bring it in the sack.
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I have always had the mind set of anyone willing to have sex with me automatically moves up a couple of points and vice-versa.
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Originally posted by grrrah
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Okay. I pick the hot one as well. Fell better?
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So what you're saying is, you'll date anything if you're horny enough? And that you are only allowed to choose from people you work with?

Just seems confusing to me.
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Did you finally get an answering machine?
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Originally posted by Bushdog
So what you're saying is, you'll date anything if you're horny enough? And that you are only allowed to choose from people you work with?

Just seems confusing to me.
I'm usually not one to agree with you on anything, but I don't get it either
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I'm saying, it's hard to just eat a ham sandwich when you can see a steak within reach.

A Miata seems sporty as long as you don't test drive a Porsche.

Why go to the carnival when DisneyWorld is just a few blocks down the road.

Watching Blade Runner on VHS is great until you've seen it on DVD.

That should clear things up.

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She ditched your chubby ass and you still wanna ask her out? Where's your effing pride?
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Originally posted by Derrich
I'm saying, it's hard to just eat a ham sandwich when you can see a steak within reach.

A Miata seems sporty as long as you don't test drive a Porsche.

Why go to the carnival when DisneyWorld is just a few blocks down the road.

Watching Blade Runner on VHS is great until you've seen it on DVD.

That should clear things up.

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The steak is not within reach. The steak stood you up. Order yourself a ham sandwich or go hungry.

There will always be someone more beautiful somewhere in the world. Figure out what your real options are and act on those -- not on what you wish your options were.
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Originally posted by Derrich
That should clear things up.
Not really, all the beautiful women in the world are not limited to your office. Are you that lazy that you dont want to look outside your office?
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Not to damper the fun....but being in HR, you may want to be careful about asking her out again.

If you repeatedly do it and she doesn't like it, you could be accused of sexual harassment. Yuck!!

I've learned in my life that if a girl wants you, you'll know it. She'll find a way to tell you.

good luck!
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I agree, don't ask her out. Be honest and tell her what you really want. It's not as if you actually want to get to know her
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Kill the hottie. Problem solved.
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Originally posted by MJKTool
I'm usually not one to agree with you on anything, but I don't get it either
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