OK I'm in.

Ok, I just sent my answers, if it's not too late. I didn't have time to think much about my answers, so I'll probably do even worse than last time. I'll just be happy if none of them are out-and-out wrong.

The Sheep Supercomputer* is compiling the information now. If you'd like to play and haven't, you've got about 15 minutes left before polls close.


*Me and an Excel spreadsheet.

CAN YOU FEEL THE LAMB?



Meet our esteemed players:

achau9598
arminius
belboz
Birrman54
CRM114
DSC4
feenst
frenchy
Jason
JasonF
jdodd
maxfisher
missflores
Nick Danger
orangecrush18
Palaver
Pharoh
Rockmjd23
The Bus
Thor Simpson
Tracer Bullet
Venusian
wendersfan
wishbone
wmansir

Our referees today will be:


Jay Nady, seen here settling an argument between Venusian and JasonF.



Ľuboš Micheľ, seen here begrudgingly allowing Red Dog's answer of "eye blinking" as one of the inalienable rights.



Tucker Carlson, whom no one likes.

Gentlemen, begin your arguments and rhetoric. The game begins!

I just want to point out that ONLY JasonF and Pharoh answered, exactly, Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas. Exactly.

I have a feeling I'm going to do just as bad this round as before

I was gonna but thought you'd make fun of me if I did.

State-matching bonus points, bitches!

Question 1: Aside from Roe v. Wade, name a landmark decision by the United States Supreme Court (by name).

Oliver Brown et al. v. Board of Education of Topeka et al., 347 U.S. 483 (17): DSC4, Nick Danger, Venusian, wendersfan, Birrman54, missflores, maxfisher, orangecrush18, Palaver, Tracer Bullet, JasonF, Pharoh, CRM114, Rockmjd23, achau9598, wishbone, wmansir

Dred Scott v. John F. A. Sandford, 60 U.S. 393 (3): Jason, Arminius, belboz

Homer A. Plessy v. Ferguson, 163 U.S. 357 (2): frenchy, The Bus

I'm really glad I didn't go with Miranda or Mapp.

Other answers:

Bush v Gore: jdodd

Miranda v. Arizona: feenst

Rodgers v. Hammerstein: Thor Simpson

Standings

achau9598 : -17
Birrman54 : -17
CRM114 : -17
DSC4 : -17
JasonF : -17
maxfisher : -17
missflores : -17
Nick Danger : -17
orangecrush18 : -17
Palaver : -17
Pharoh : -17
Rockmjd23 : -17
Tracer Bullet : -17
Venusian : -17
wendersfan : -17
wishbone : -17
wmansir : -17
arminius : -3
belboz : -3
Jason : -3
frenchy : -2
The Bus : -2
feenst : 0
jdodd : 0
Thor Simpson : 0

Remember: Sheep answers score negative.

First place!

How could you not like a guy with a bow tie?

Incredible.

Question 2. Aside from the New York Times and the Washington Post, name a major American newspaper.

No point arguing if sheep answers are valid...so that takes away some of the fun

The Wall Street Journal (13): belboz, Birrman54, Jason, JasonF, maxfisher, missflores, orangecrush18, Pharoh, Rockmjd23, Thor Simpson, Tracer Bullet, wendersfan, wishbone

USA Today (5): arminius, Nick Danger, The Bus, Venusian, wmansir

Los Angeles Times (4): CRM114, feenst, frenchy, jdodd

Chicago Tribune (2): DSC4, Palaver

Chicago Sun-Times (0): achau9598

glad I changed from USAToday to WSJ before sending to bus

And just like that, I suck.

Standings

Birrman54 : -30
JasonF : -30
maxfisher : -30
missflores : -30
orangecrush18 : -30
Pharoh : -30
Rockmjd23 : -30
Tracer Bullet : -30
wendersfan : -30
wishbone : -30
Nick Danger : -22
Venusian : -22
wmansir : -22
CRM114 : -21
DSC4 : -19
Palaver : -19
achau9598 : -17
belboz : -16
Jason : -16
Thor Simpson : -13
arminius : -8
The Bus : -7
frenchy : -6
feenst : -4
jdodd : -4

and that's why I should think of the questions instead of just answering the first thing that comes to my head...

Question 3. ×2 Name a battle during the American Revolutionary War.