I hear his rehearsals aren't going so well.

Ok...

this is a surprise to anyone?

Thanks for the detailed information, and the link to your source!

I hear he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I heard he was chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.

I heard he was partying like it was 1999.

I hear he's starting with the man in the mirror.

I hear he's bad.

mccartney trying to steal his girl again?

Shamon.

I heard people always told him, be careful what you do. Don't go around breaking young girl's hearts.

Eeeeeeeeeeee.

OP, you wanna be startin' somethin'?

Who's bad?

He's likes to keep it in the closet

Did he catch his hair on fire again?

I heard he was a werewolf.

I would like to take this opportunity just to say the word "balls".

Okay, if you really want to go there...

May you live to be 1,000 years old, sir.

and damn, I never realized how big his hands are... not that I would ever notice, err.. crap..

Last I heard, he was a smooth criminal

An awesomely camp game, that one.

Wouldn't it be awesome if he still had enough money to have himself cloned in some foreign country, then he groomed his clone to be just like he should have all along: black and relevant. Then his clone could do all of the things we wish he had done before he went crazy?