We've Got a Groovey thing goin' - Simon & Garfunkel

Is Thursday the new Friday?

"Eight Days A Week" - The Beatles

Is that one of those marijuana cigarettes?

Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette - Phil Harris

If I didn't tell her, could I leave today?

"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" — Paul Simon

What do you think you're doing with that?

Going To California - Led Zeppelin

How can I talk my way out of a speeding ticket?

I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar

"There must be someway out of here?" (said the Joker to the Thief)

That's the Way - Led Zeppelin


What's at the edge of the galaxy?

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"Cosmos" - Portal

Look at that. A half-eaten chocolate bar. It's hardly been touched. Do you want some?

I Want It All - Queen


I wanna new drug...any suggestions?

Wax Ecstatic (To Sell Angelina) - Sponge

I'm going to be late! What's the fastest way to get there?

"Taxi Bamako" — Amadou & Mariam

So what happened when she found out you were with another girl on Saturday?

Too Much Attitude - The Planet Smashers

If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?

"Handjobs for the Holidays" — Broken Social Scene

Is that your mom?

The Little Old Lady From Pasadena - Jan & Dean

What is the name of the phenomenon where birds and fish all change direction at the same instant?

"Follow the Leader" - Eric B and Rakim

I am making meatloaf: what should I use for filler?

Blood & Bourbon - SR-71

Where do you get your inspiration for the song title you answer with?

Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes

Hey Bungalow Bill, What Did You Kill?

Suite Sister Mary - Queensryche

What's your favorite exhibit at the zoo?

Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel


What is your least favorite word?

Drippy - Banco de Gaia


Can't You See That She's Mine?

"Some Guys Have All the Luck" - Rod Stewart

Which is sexier: Powder Puff Football or Foxy Boxing?

All You Ever Think About is Sex - Sparks


How many DVD Talkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"Lights Out" — Santogold

What were you yelling out last night?

Lick it Up - Kiss

What the hell is that picture Bus is using for an avatar?

"$10" - Smap

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?