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Old 10-26-06, 06:45 PM
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The Filthiest Lyrics of All Time!

The Filthiest Lyrics of All Time!
While swearing may not be clever, the joys of the four-letter word have exerted a strange pull on pop stars for decades. But which [email protected]&#iní song rates as the filthiest? Blender recruited a panel of experts to find out.
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=2145
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Old 10-26-06, 06:54 PM
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Interesting. I'm glad some of them were more than just the 'f' word.
Although I'd have to toss in a couple tracks from Christian Death's Pornographic Messiah, both for language and religious obscenity, and of course GWAR [BDF and Have You Seen Me come to mind, again for both language and subject matter, but there's plenty to choose from].
I heartily agree with the Spinal Tap nomination.
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Old 10-26-06, 07:30 PM
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There is a rapper by the name of Necro who easily would win this category. I doubt Blender knows who he is but I'm hoping he has at least one lyric on the list.
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Old 10-26-06, 08:37 PM
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Bustdown's Nasty Bitch song is by far the filthiest. Slick Rick's Adults Only as well.
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Old 10-26-06, 09:25 PM
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I could never agree with this type of list if it didn't include Geto Boys' 'Gansta of Love'.
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Any single song from G.G. Allin
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Old 10-27-06, 05:03 PM
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don't forget Gwar's 'rock and roll never felt so good'
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Old 10-27-06, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by maxfisher
I could never agree with this type of list if it didn't include Geto Boys' 'Gansta of Love'.
I agree. 15+ years and thousands of 'parental advisory' stickers later and it's still one of the most explicit songs I've heard.

I think Insane Clown Posse's "Cotton Candy" belongs here as well.
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Originally Posted by maxfisher
I could never agree with this type of list if it didn't include Geto Boys' 'Gansta of Love'.


First thing I thought of.
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When I was in college, a friend who didn't even like rap came across this artist called Akinyele online with hits such as "Fuck me for free" and "Put it in your mouth". With titles and lyrics like that, how can you go wrong?
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Suprised "Fuck wit Dre Day(and Everybody's celebrating)" isn't on there.
With lyrics like "I'm holin 187 with my dick in your mouth. With my nuts on your toncils"
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No GG Allin? This list is mostly a farce.
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Clearly no one on that panel has ever heard Anal C**t.
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Old 10-28-06, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DRG
I agree. 15+ years and thousands of 'parental advisory' stickers later and it's still one of the most explicit songs I've heard.

I think Insane Clown Posse's "Cotton Candy" belongs here as well.
Or Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak). Porno movie samples and everything.
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Blender has also done The Most Gruesome Lyrics .

For those of you worried about the Anal's.
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Maybe not THE filthiest, but one of the funniest nonethesame...

Givin' Up The Nappy Dugout Lyrics
Artist: Ice Cube
Album: Death Certificate

Your daughter was a nice girl now she's a slut.
A queen treatin' niggas just like King Tut.
Gobbin' up nuts sorta like a hummingbird
suckin' up the Lench Mob crew and I'm comin' third.
Used to get straight As now she's just skippin' class.
Oh my do I love to grip the hips and ass.
Only 17 with a lot of practice on black boys' jimmys and white boy's cactus.
Sorry sorry sorry but I gotta be brief:
a lotta niggas like bustin' nuts in her teeth.
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic,
that don't mean shit, cuz she's givin' up the ass quick.
Quicker than you can say "candy", the bitch is on my Snicker...and oh man she
can take on three men built like He-Men;
her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen.
Fourteen niggas in line ready to bang your
pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel.
Tell the bitch to get her ass out the house,
cuz your daughter's known for givin' up the nappy dugout.

Chorus, 2x: I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains,
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!

Mister, mister, before you make me go,
I'm here to let you know your little girl is a ho.
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad; get her all alone and out come the kneepads.
I know she's a minor and it is illegal,
but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio.
And if you decide to call rape, we got the little hooker on tape, now:
tell the fuckin' slut to please hurry up,
and wear that dress that's tight on her butt,
so I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed,
been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead.
Face turnin' red from grabbin' them ankles.
Fuck and get up is how I do them stank-hoes.
You should hear how she sounds with a cock in her,
boots get knocked from here to Czechoslovakia.
Two on top, one on the bottom;
first ***** got the boots, man, you shoulda shot 'im.
Cuz after I got 'em it was over. Now niggas get lucky like a four-leaf clover.
On daddy's little girl.
She keeps nuts in her mouth like the bitch was a squirrel.
So tell Sheryl to bring her ass home,
cuz the line at my house is gettin' loooooooong, and....

Chorus
("Givin' up the nappy, givin' up the nappy....")
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Old 10-29-06, 08:30 AM
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Three of my faves:

"The Girls of Porn"
Mr. Bungle

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
(...)
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips & chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens, who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch



"These Are the Finest Queen Boys (I've Ever Seen)"
The Frogs

start by kissing my ass, i'll start by rubbing your balls
we'll have a jammy time together one and all
what will we do later on when the butter runs out?
you'll probably scream and shout,
"here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout"
and that's your asshole, your snoot snout
i'll put it through your eyesocket young man
i'm the first man you've had don't tell me about loving women
i don't want to know about it
this is our world men make sure of it
we'll do with each other what we want so
valvoline and vasoline and all the things in between
don't scrub yourself up i like you unclean
here comes jimmy jam joe, and there goes sally marie
these are the finest queen boys i've ever seen
i even prefer then to my regular brand of sheep
sally jim john and jimmy joe blow there they go
oh who will finish first? no one knows, no one knows



"Kiss of Flesh"
The Residents
(the narrator cuts brother and sister Siamese twins apart with a knife and fucks the resulting wound)

So I reached into my pocket
And a feeling like a shock exuded
From my fingertips and spread
Along my limbs and up my butt
And focused just below my guts
And made me hold my breath before
The blade could finally fall at last
And free me from the anger
And the screaming endlessly exploding in my head.
So I slit the holy union, turning it into a wound
That gaped apart and bled upon the ground --
Causing me to fire my passion
As I stared into the gash
That quivered like a burned and ripped out tongue.
So great upon my throbbing penis
Was the pull towards this venus
That there was no thought of it at all.
Only all consuming lust
To be inflamed in base disgust
And smile about it when I came inside.
So I slipped my dick into it
Thrusting into pain and spewing
Blood around the room -- I needed more.
And so I fucked it that much harder;
Deep and fast I pushed apart
The shoulders that were down below my waist.
Screams were slicing up the air
As eyes rolled up and teeth were bared
By lips that stretched too tight and tried to tear.
There could be but one conclusion
To this sick distorted fusion,
And of course it came... and so did I.
Madly with my face contorted
I convulsed and shoved apart
The shoulders that I gripped so hard
And I faintly recollect a ripping
Sickly sound of fleshy splitting
As I drifted towards a big black hole.
And just before I hit the floor
I noticed one was rolling over
Showing me a smooth unblemished thigh
That ended in a red eruption just below her belly button,
But maybe it was only in my mind.
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Originally Posted by Jericho
When I was in college, a friend who didn't even like rap came across this artist called Akinyele online with hits such as "Fuck me for free" and "Put it in your mouth". With titles and lyrics like that, how can you go wrong?
"Put it in your mouth" was a very popular song back in my University days.
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A Residents reference! My hat's off to you, Luther.
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No mention of Hed P.E (and I like them, and especially this song is so un pc its not even funny)
"American Beauty"
Back door in the club
I'm not lookin for love
I'm lookin for a big butt
To squeeze on these nuts
I'm not tryin to think too much
I'm just tryin to get fucked and drink too much

Lil bitch - don't be so serious
Don't get mad cuz your girls wanna be with us
In the club - show love
Have a drink on us
"Hey yo dog I think this girl wants to get fucked"

Hey Daddy can I talk to you
Daddy I'm only seventeen
But I know just what to do
At the club
Fools pay big money for me
But Daddy you can get this lapdance here for free
I need love Daddy
Daddy give it to me
It's my birthday

Ahhight - then let me see your I.D.
Cuz the last time I was fooled the bitch was just sixteen
Big ass - big tits - she looked at least twenty-three

I'm going straight to hell

If fuckin you's wrong I don't wanna be right

Hey baby girl
I know just what to do
I'ma slap your little ass
Til it turns black and blue
Now ya put on these heels
and ya arch your back
And I'ma crack ya ass in half
With my eight inch staff

In my parents bedroom?
Yea - yea you know how we do it
On my Mamma's bed?
You go ahead and give me hed
While my Daddy's workin?
I got my own work to do
On the kitchen table?

I popped the cherry of the high school senior
hed cheerleader
Baby girl's hungry - so Daddy gotta feed her
Inches - pull it out
Then she blew me
A teenage pussy is a thing of beauty

I'm goin straight to hell....

If fuckin you's wrong I don't wanna be right

I could fuck your life away
Let me fuck your life away
I don't wanna be right
Fuck you

Jailbait - jailbait - jailbait - jailbait

She was like
Damn what the fuck did you do to me?
I was like
Shut the fuck up - this ain't nothin new to me
She was like
You're suck a dick I hate you
I was like
Bitch shut up before I rape you

I like fuckin these ninety-pounders
I watch it go in
I feel like I"m Shaqueil O'Neill
and I'm fuckin the Olson Twins

It don't take much more than a nice butt
The slut smiles at me - the slut rides with me
In the back of the suburban
Leave the drivin to me

Damn - I forgot to check that slut's I.D.

Those big-ass-titties make it hard to see

If fuckin you's wrong - I don't wanna be right
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No mention of Lucille Bogan's "Shave 'Em Dry", a song from 1935, means no one at Blender has a clear idea what "of all time" means:

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
(Now, draw it out!)
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
Oh great God daddy,
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
(Ow, shit!)
(Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry)

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.
(Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry)

My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
(Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry)
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There is a song by Cannibal Corpse called "F**k With A Knife". And I dare not post those lyrics here.
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