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Old 08-31-06, 10:54 AM
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Create your own death metal song titles

A buddy and I always get a kick out of laughing at death metal band names and song titles, so we decided to come up with a few of our own. It's pretty darn easy as there are only about 50 key words that make up most of them (pestilence, gloom, impalement, etc.). Here is our first album:

1. Glorious Vivisection of Bodily Entrails
2. Forcible Impalement
3. Corpse-fed Punishment Ritual
4. Bloodrite of the Diseased Vermin
5. Consumption of the Firstborn
6. Sprung from Lucifer's Loin
7. Fecal Death Engorgement
8. The Brutal Bestial Sacrament of Godless Flesh
9. Pray to the Goatwhore
10. Putrified Skin Affliction

Anyone else got any?
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Old 08-31-06, 11:41 AM
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Those titles are decent, I guess, but there's too much corpse eating, and not enough Christ-hating. There's more to death metal then Cannible Corpse, you know!
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Old 08-31-06, 12:09 PM
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We discussed this and decided we weren't as much a Christ-hating band as we were a bodily gore consumption band, so naturally our songs will reflect that.
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Originally Posted by cdollaz
9. Pray to the Goatwhore
I'm sensing an entire death metal rock opera surrounding this character. "Goatwhore Messiah", "Apostate of Horns", "Cloven Orgy", etc.
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Old 08-31-06, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by wendersfan
I'm sensing an entire death metal rock opera surrounding this character. "Goatwhore Messiah", "Apostate of Horns", "Cloven Orgy", etc.
Well, we do have a mini opera called "The Birth Suite":

The Birth Suite:
a) Feasting on Butchered Umbilical Cords
b) Monolithic Fetus Mangle
c) Afterbirth Engorgement
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Originally Posted by cdollaz
Well, we do have a mini opera called "The Birth Suite":

The Birth Suite:
a) Feasting on Butchered Umbilical Cords
b) Monolithic Fetus Mangle
c) Afterbirth Engorgement
You have a female housecat, don't you?
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Old 08-31-06, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by joeblow69
Those titles are decent, I guess, but there's too much corpse eating, and not enough Christ-hating. There's more to death metal then Cannible Corpse, you know!
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Old 08-31-06, 02:58 PM
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Check out 'Carcass' and their song titles.....some timeless classics.

http://www.metalstorm.ee/bands/disco...hp?band_id=200
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Originally Posted by JumpCutz
Check out 'Carcass' and their song titles.....some timeless classics.

http://www.metalstorm.ee/bands/disco...hp?band_id=200
Carcass' Symphonies of Sickness is an awesome album, with some great titles. It's easy to come up with gore filled titles... it's alot tougher to write 4-5 minutes worth of lyrics that can live up to those titles.

One of my all time fav (non-gore) titles is At the Gates' Raped by the Light of Christ. Now that's blasphemous!
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Old 08-31-06, 06:41 PM
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My creations:

1. I loved you Mother, I killed her, then I loved her a few more times in all three holes
2. You Father's eyes, my new paperweights
3. I hate you so much I can't bury your body(the smell of love)
4. Vomit screams...the love song
5. Jesus Threesome
6. Kiss me, violate me.
7. Fresh Abortion, Fresh Lubrication
8. Creeping infection of my obsession with you
9. I drink your period
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1. Grrrrr Arrrrghhhrrrr Grrrrrroooooaaaarrr
2. ROOOOOARRRRRaaarrrgggggggrr AAAAAAAA!!!!!
3. Grr! Grr! Grr!
4. Aaaooorrrrr Rrrrggggg
5. RRRROOOOAAARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!

That's the first side of the album "Guttural Lullabies" by my fictional band, Arse.
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Deified Abomination

Good babies = dead babies
Rotten Entrails of 666 Dead Nuns
Antichrist Afterbirth Delight
Ripped Nipples of the Prophet
We Drew the Mohammed Cartoons
Satanic Twilight Orgy Involving Zebras
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Old 09-01-06, 08:03 AM
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I'm surprised that you guys haven't heard of Feast Cycle - Arise, Raven Warlord.

I don't have the tracklist yet but here's the cover:



The lead single is "The Swallowing Griefstricken Darkness".
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Old 09-01-06, 09:18 AM
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I'm naming my band Population Kontrol.

1. Crucifinal Solution
2. Even Hell Thinks You're Shit
3. Your Putrid Remains... My Wounds are Still Fresh
4. Christ Ignores Your Cries
5. Piss on your Grave, Shit on your Soul
6. I'll Rape Your Corpse and Post the Pics
7. Here's Your Death Bed, Take a Nap
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Originally Posted by DRG
I'm naming my band Population Kontrol.
We don't have a band name yet, but we do have names for each of the band members:

Corpse Hammer
Vomit
Trym Kjellson (with a slash through the letter "o")
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Old 09-01-06, 12:12 PM
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1. Rainbow Killer
2. Slashed & Burned
3. snataS revoL
4. Vlad the Impailer
5. Metal Whore
6.Dont F*&$ With Me
7. Death in a White Suit
8. Dying To Meat You
9. FireWings
10. 2+1=3X222=Love
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Old 09-01-06, 12:34 PM
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A few more we came up with yesterday. We were going back and forth all day at work coming up with these:

Gore Spawn of Necrosadistic Laceration
Rancid Decay-Infested Chainmail
Incessant Blowtorch Castration
Rotting Open Wound Maggot Infestation
Putrid Corpse Sodomy
Moloch Incarnate Deification Benediction
Malevolant Infestation of Wretched Hate
Vile Carcass Autopsy
Shroud of Bludgeoned Flesh
Disemboweled Cadaver Rape Spree
Morbid Bile Devourment
Stench of Fermented Genital Splatter
Brutal Blunt Force Affliction
Malignant Bowel Exhumation
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Old 09-01-06, 02:56 PM
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My band would "Raw Sewage" and the debut album would be "Septic Tank Sludge". Not specifically death metal, but I think it works for a variety of genres.
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Old 09-01-06, 04:58 PM
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I wanted to call my band "Explosive Bowel Obstruction".


Marduk had a pretty funny song called "Christ Raping Black Metal".
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Old 09-02-06, 11:34 AM
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Heres the only one I can think of:

1)Im a screaming bitch and dont know why people listen to this shit.
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Old 09-02-06, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LordofWar
Heres the only one I can think of:

1)Im a screaming bitch and dont know why people listen to this shit.
Whoa, you came up with that one all by yourself? I bow down to thee

Here's a good one: Threadcrapper's Bloody Anus Exorcism

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Old 09-03-06, 10:40 AM
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Great stuff so far, and yes, CARCASS had some truly gore-riffic song titles and lyrics-my favorite CD of their's being "Necroticism-Descanting the insalubrious". WTF?


My own creations: (and yes I already know these suck)



1. Entrail cuisine
2. Scalp drum
3. Occipital violation
4. Putrid basting
5. Sacred afterbirth
6. Infant BBQ
7. Seminal holy impalement
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Old 09-03-06, 01:21 PM
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My band is Children of Sheol.

Titty Twister Fart on Your Soul
Wedgie Through Your Scum Sucking Ball Sockets
Indian Burn Down Your TeePee of Scalping Hot Cocoa
My Dog Died, My Sister Cried, Drink The Blood of 1,000 Infants
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Old 09-03-06, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jippy
My band would "Raw Sewage" and the debut album would be "Septic Tank Sludge". Not specifically death metal, but I think it works for a variety of genres.
Country, bluegrass, folk...
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