Your Band Name Sucks: 50 of the Inexcusably Worst....
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Here's a new list, the Top 25 Most Ridiculous Names in Rock Band History. A few overlaps with the previous list, of course.
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?nam...=2145&pageid=1
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?nam...=2145&pageid=1
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HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH
Why it's ridiculous: In a word: "hootie." In four: "hootie," "and," "the" and "blowfish." We now know from scientific studies performed in 1998 at Cambridge that there isn't a single aspect of Hootie and the Blowfish's name that doesn't invite you, the listener, on a subconscious simian level, to punch each of them in the face until they agree to change it
Why it's ridiculous: In a word: "hootie." In four: "hootie," "and," "the" and "blowfish." We now know from scientific studies performed in 1998 at Cambridge that there isn't a single aspect of Hootie and the Blowfish's name that doesn't invite you, the listener, on a subconscious simian level, to punch each of them in the face until they agree to change it
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Originally Posted by mike7162
How about:
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
offensive and untalented!
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
offensive and untalented!
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Stupid nit-picky thing, but the photo of Def Leppard in the Cracked list isn't them. I believe that it is from the VH-1 movie about them. They made both lists of course
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A Flock Of Seagulls should been on the list.
I dig some of the songs liked "Wishing" , "I Ran (So Far Away)" and "Space Age Love Song" but the band name really do suck.
I dig some of the songs liked "Wishing" , "I Ran (So Far Away)" and "Space Age Love Song" but the band name really do suck.
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Originally Posted by U6C84
What about "The The"
The Smiths
The Rolling Stones
The White Stripes
The Who
The Click 5
man, i HATE bands
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Originally Posted by Shagrath
I always thought Godspeed You Black Emperor! was an extremely retarded band name.
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(I like the name personally, but I can see your point.)
Originally Posted by oppie1
every "The" band name is dumb..
The Smiths
The Rolling Stones
The White Stripes
The Who
The Click 5
man, i HATE bands
The Smiths
The Rolling Stones
The White Stripes
The Who
The Click 5
man, i HATE bands
#66
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Originally Posted by jdodd
Here's a new list, the Top 25 Most Ridiculous Names in Rock Band History. A few overlaps with the previous list, of course.
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?nam...=2145&pageid=1
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?nam...=2145&pageid=1
BTW, check out the worst rapper names while you're there.
Last edited by Drexl; 06-27-07 at 10:42 PM.
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The more i think about it, nearly every band name is horrible. No one is worse than the evil jambands. here are a few more not yet mentioned
String Cheese Incident - the worst name ever
Deep Banana Blackout
Umphreys McGee - my fav band right now but still a bad name
Sound Tribe Sector 9
Disco Biscuits
The Big Wu
O.A.R. - of a Revolution
Ekoostik Hookah
All horrible
String Cheese Incident - the worst name ever
Deep Banana Blackout
Umphreys McGee - my fav band right now but still a bad name
Sound Tribe Sector 9
Disco Biscuits
The Big Wu
O.A.R. - of a Revolution
Ekoostik Hookah
All horrible
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![](http://cracked.com/jp/band121.jpg)
I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.
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Jambands all have terrible names. Lake Trout? Really? That's the best you could do? Disco Biscuits?
The worst "The" names for bands are The Band, The The, and The Music.
The worst "The" names for bands are The Band, The The, and The Music.
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Originally Posted by bunkaroo
Anyone notice the picture of Def Leppard on the linked list is not of them, but likely taken from the movie made about them?