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Old 07-05-05, 08:02 PM
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so whats up with R kelly?

is the case still going on or what? he pissed on a girl. he should be locked up.

by the way, try and download this song from his new album out today. its called sex weed. fucking hilarious. Entire song is comparing having sex to a woman with weed.

"sex so good it gets me high/your sex make me feel this way/like i've been smoking that purple haze"
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Old 07-05-05, 08:42 PM
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Dude, it's all about his "The Closet" R&B Opera parts 1 - 6. The most crazy, ridiculous and addicting stuff ever.
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Old 07-05-05, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by whynotsmile
is the case still going on or what? he pissed on a girl. he should be locked up.

by the way, try and download this song from his new album out today. its called sex weed. fucking hilarious. Entire song is comparing having sex to a woman with weed.

"sex so good it gets me high/your sex make me feel this way/like i've been smoking that purple haze"
I would have gotten the chair by now if I got locked up everytime I pissed on a girl. Where I grew up, it was mandatory.
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Dude, it's all about his "The Closet" R&B Opera parts 1 - 6. The most crazy, ridiculous and addicting stuff ever.
I'M TRAPPED IN THE CLOSSSSSET!
TRAPPED IN THE CLOSSSSSET!

OH MY GOSH, I THINK I'M GONNA CLIMAX!

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Old 07-05-05, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by whynotsmile
is the case still going on or what? he pissed on a girl. he should be locked up.
Not if he can prove to the jury he was aiming for her butt.
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Old 07-06-05, 12:07 AM
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Yep. I was gonna mention that if he did it in her butt it would be "all good yo".
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Old 07-06-05, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by iggystar
Dude, it's all about his "The Closet" R&B Opera parts 1 - 6. The most crazy, ridiculous and addicting stuff ever.
1 - 6 ??? I thought there was only 1-5.
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Old 07-06-05, 05:04 PM
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1 - 6 ??? I thought there was only 1-5.
Part 6 is just the sound of urination for 4:35.
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From what I heard, the only thing that would make his life complete is if he turned your face into a toilet seat. That's the rumour.
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Especially if you are Vida.
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Old 07-07-05, 01:20 PM
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Yeah, this album cover gets my vote for Worst album cover.
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just watched traped in the closet 1-2 and its fucking hilarious. you can watch it on his website. shit is classic. chappelle has to make fun of this.
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So whose going to photoshop that to have a girl on her knees in front of him getting peed on?
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Old 07-08-05, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by whynotsmile
just watched traped in the closet 1-2 and its fucking hilarious. you can watch it on his website. shit is classic. chappelle has to make fun of this.
Holy shit, thanks for bringing these to my attention. That's some of the funniest shit I've seen in awhile. I imagine the song was already retarded just in audio form, but to watch them play the whole thing out like that... man.
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just saw 3-5 as well. its all online now.

damn funny shit. i can't believe he is doing 6-10 as well.

theres a sex scene in part 4 that...well...just watch...classic
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Chappelle could do a few episodes on this closet business.
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Old 08-07-05, 05:28 PM
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I just watched 1-5. The last line of 4 had me
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I DVR'd the whole thing off VH1 and have watched it quite a few times. It's absolutely amazing! Bring on 6-10!!!
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Oh my God! This is some horrible stuff. He's so full of himself that it's ridiculous. I'm so sick of R&B and hip hop that deals with cheating and leaves nothing to the imagination as far as sex goes. These genres are in serious need of some fresh blood.
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Has anyone figured out how to download those video clips and save them? I looked in my Internet cahce but the files aren't sitting in there.

I assume that it'd be OK to try and save them, since they're free.
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I'm surprised peple still support this child molester.
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Old 08-08-05, 03:42 PM
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There's a hilarious "cliff's notes" style write-up of "Trapped in the Closet" on a web-site that we don't link to here. I wonder how I can get you guys to see it... Email me and I'll send it to you. ... or better than that, post your email address.

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I want it!

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remove the NOSPAMs of course.

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