Nich Lachey...biggest Dumbass ever?
 

This guy has to be one of the biggest morons I have ever seen. I just don't get it. You have a beautiful wife, a wonderful home, yet he still goes out and parties with Playboy bunnies, goes to strip joints and now was caught having dinner with his EX!!!!It's so sad, no wonder Jessica's Dad doesn't like him. He seems like a total ass. While Jessica isn't the smartest cokkie on the planet, she certainly isn't a how, and seems to respect their marriage and acts more mature about it then Lachey who is 31. This guy is a tool.

lets rape him.

Not that I keep up with this kind of thing and know his situation, but it's bad to eat dinner with your ex? I also think that the partying is probably more of a schmoozing, pretty much since I don't think he does anything. I don't recall him putting out any albums, although I could easily be wrong.

thanxxxxx for the update, wonderful Dalvin

His face is soooo square.

The day I give two shits about Lachey, Simpson, her dad, her sister or their dinner dates is the day I take my own life in a very violent and public manner.

you seem to care enough to open this thread???

closet simpson fan i bet..it`s ok, we all are;)

:lol:

He's still living off that mad 98 degrees cash.

So? I went out with my EX once it doesn't mean I was fucking her. I think you might be the only person on the planet that isn't a 13 year old girl that gives a shit.

Hint, Hint Dalvin.

Listen, he's a young "celebrity." A lot of men in Hollywood hang out at the Playboy Mansion. Yes, it is primarily to oogle, but there are also a great deal of industry leaders there. Plus, he's 31 years old and pretty much doesn't have a job. The days can seem REALLY long if you have nothing to do.

Why do I open Dalvin threads?

Because I just can't wait to see what he'll say next!!!

Who the hell is Nick Lachey?

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Are you Amish?

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This came out about the time the Newlyweds series started. The only known song on the disc is the Newlyweds theme song. On an early episode of the show, they showed him filming a music video for a song form here, and Jessica was pissed that the video had models in it.

I read somewhere that when this season of Newlyweds ends, he'll have his own show where cameras follow him as he seeks a new record deal.

What's a how?

Take it easy. Obviously Dalvin isn't the smartest cokkie on the planet.

rotfl

I'd say that Hugh Grant is a WAY bigger dumbass than Nick Lachey.

I'd also add that Lachey is a pretty small dumbass compared to Eric Benet.

Ah, sublebrities...

My bad. I mistaked this for a MUSIC forum.

Well, I have read she blows more money than they can keep coming in. Not that I agree with cheating, but hey, he knows he isn't going to be popular/rich forever. Gotta get that bunny tail while he can.

Yes, he's a dumbass. -screwy-

I think this thread needs some of this:

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Yes, but not because of Lachey or Simpson. You see, this is a Dalvin thread. As hard as I try, where there is a Dalvin thread, I cannot avert my eyes.

"Hello, my name is Mr. Salty and I am a Dalvoholic."

Hi Mr. Salty.

I knew I knew the name, but didn't know where. I only know what I read in the tabloids as I wait in line at the store. From what I can gather, this has to do with Brad Pitt wanting to start a family, or something.

A lot of men, get tired of the same partner and theirfore fool around. Sometimes it's an arrangement, sometimes it's not.
Nick may be an ass but he sure is a cute one. Wouldnt being married to a bimbo get tiring after while?

Hmmmm let's see here. Let's looka t all the facts shall we.


1) Simpson was a VIRGIN when they married- Not only does the lucky bastard get her, but he gets to be #1!!!!

2) Her body- She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but her ass is on fire!!!! Who cares if she's a bimbo. To her credit, she does seem like she really loves the guy. Unfortunatley, it doesn't seem to be reciprocated back.

3) Her body- Oh, sorry did I say that already? Hmmm, there must be something else.


She is the hottest thing around. If you had that to go home to everynight, screw the playboy bunny hoes, I would be taking aplane immediately home just to be with that woman

Did I miss something, or isnt he still a guy?? I think that should pretty much answer your questions...

Forgetting that he is a guy (because being a member of a boy band leaves that in doubt), if nothing else, he chose to marry this gal. He knew her long enough to know she was a bimbo. If he couldn't handle it, he should have moved on.

I've never really liked her. She looks like a gal I knew who was a bimbo. Not worth the brain that goes along with it. Maybe he has found that out, but it still leaves him being a dick.

Hmm, it's hard to call someone else a dumbass when you can't spell his first name properly. And it's a common one, at that. We know it wasn't purposely done, either.

Maybe that is the root of the problem. 0 experience. She might be a piece of driftwood in bed.

Driftwood......thanks for reminding me. I still have to get back my Travis CD I leant out last week.

Yes, that could be/probably is true, but a smart man would teach her. After that, if she is still dead then ... well, off you go :)

I thought you wanted to look at the facts. I haven't seen any that have shown Nick to be actually cheating on Jessica. Partying and dinner is one thing. Actually cheating on her is another. From what i can tell, nothing wrong with what he's done so far. He's just having a good time and milking his borderline celebrity status while it's still there. Kudos.

I'm still remembering the SNL skit with Nick, Jessica, and Jimmy Fallon as the annoying radio show host. "And we're back!!!!! Talking to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lackee.." :lol: I thought I was the only one who didn't know how to say his last name for a while there.

Anytime these two are apart the press speculates one is cheating, they're on the verge of divorce, etc. I doubt Nick cheated, but I do think he's a bit of a dumbass. This is supposedly the last season of their show, so you'd think now they can finally start having a marriage without cameras following them around. But now Nick is doing a show where once again he'll be followed by cameras, this time while he's going through the process of making his next solo album. I think MTV will still be airing Simpson/Lachey reality shows when they enter retirement homes. :rolleyes:

Being Nick Lachey has got to be better than being Kevin Federline. At least Nick kind of has a career. The last I heard of Mr. Spears he was shopping for velour track suits with Britney's credit card and still unemployed. I think Nick and Jessica will last much longer than those two.

On a side note, one of Jessica's costars in The Dukes of Hazzard, Johnny Knoxville, supposedly had a fling while filming in Louisiana with none other than...Lindsay Lohan. It's probably not true, and I hope not since he's married with a kid. But talk about rumors...