Me too.

Your dick might rot off.

I noticed that she took off her IFB ear monitor way early in the song. Even SHE couldn't STAND to hear herself sing! :D

I do a morning news show and we played a clip and the boos and everyone LOVED it!

:thumbsup: But fuck retirement....She should rightfully claim her destined job at a Walmart.

:thumbsup:

Here's a great little article on this defamer.com

Chance I'm willing to take :D. As fake as her "punk" look is, I find it sexy.

you could probably fit it in her nose

Is her band any good? Are they a rockin band that has to back up this sometimes cute hack?

If this is true then I can understand why she was screwed up. I'm not covering for her but I remember being at an AC/DC show and Brian Johnson's ear monitor went dead during BACK IN BLACK. Well, once the tech came to the side of the stage and took the bad unit off Brian's belt his singing sounded weird. Granted he's a pro so it wasn't off by much but it was clearly affected by not having the ear monitor. The tech rushed back with a replacement 5 or 10 seconds later and once it was on and working Brian sounded great.

Well, at least there's no question as to whether she was lip syncing or not. To all those that complained about her lip syncing, I think I'd rather see that than have to listen to her sing "live" again. That was painful. Her dancing reminded me of the "African Anteater Ritual" from the movie Can't By Me Love.

since when is watching the biggest college bowl game of the season warranting a 'get a life' comment. Clearly you have some feelings for football or Ashlee Simpson or you wouldn't be reading this forum.

Is it just me or has the lipsync server crashed?

Any other source for the video?

Edit to say it's back

Nope

:lol:

"That ain't Dick Clark!"

New sig!

I think this is the first perfromer I know of who has to disable their message board whenever they make a high profile appearance.

Hhahahahha


This is what it all boiles down to boys: (i dont think there are girls on these forums) ... She is not hot--so no one can tolerate her. Britney Spears is mental, got married twice, can't sing/act, etc...but I tolerate her because she is pretty hot. Not the same with you Ashlee....blame your looks on the band, right???

anyone have a full video? i wanna hear how bad she sounded.

Funny article:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6791368/

Notice the gigantic fireworks display designed to distract you from the awful shit being forced upon you. Why didn't they just have a fireworks display alone without the offensive singing monkeys? Then the fans are entertained, millions of dollars are saved, and maybe this whole scam designed to make record executive scum millions of unearned dollars will just die!!!! or not. Think about it, some idiots actually sat around a table and decided that they wanted Ashlee Simpson to sing at halftime. And someone else thought it was a good idea!! And these people are payed truckloads of money!!!!! How the f*&k does that work?
From the Orange Bowl Site:
"Last year pop diva Jessica Simpson was the headliner, and this year her sister Ashlee will be part of the greatest pool of talent ever assembled for any halftime show in the history of college football." Let me repeat that in capital letters just for for my own bemusement..."ASHLEE WILL BE PART OF THE GREATEST POOL OF TALENT EVER ASSEMBLED FOR ANY HALFTIME SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL"

http://www.orangebowl.org/halftime.p...3f59d5d675924e
It's time to start firebombing

Did you guys see this site: 'Ashlee Simpson: Rock Legend'
http://ashlee.zap.to/

It's got some funny stuff...

"ashlees favourite, and most common dance move

she holds her arm the way a palsy in a wheel chair would

she shakes her arm around, making it appear as though she is having a seizure"

Followed by about 50 photos of said move. :lol:

It's circulating on Bittorrent. Try www.torrentspy.com and do a search on her name.

Just saw it on the local Fox news, if only she had danced a jig it would top the SNL performance easy. That was pretty horrendous. I know I can't sing, that's why I stay the hell off the stage even though I would love to be in music.

To hell with that. If you can't sing(or play an instrument), you should not be in the music industry. Exit stage left. See you at the drive thru at McDonalds.

I just found out this no-talent corporate product is going to be performing at the Ryman Auditorium here in Nashville. :mad: The Ryman is the home of the original Grand Ol' Opry and all the greats have performed on that stage: Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, The Carter Family, Loretta Lynn, Patsy Cline, Emmylou Harris....more recently Annie Lenox, Sting, Pete Yorn, The Pixies, The Pretenders, R.E.M.

Ashlee Simpson does not even deserve to sweep that stage! :mad: