Rock stars streetfights: Place your BETS!!
03-16-04, 09:42 PM
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Rock stars streetfights: Place your BETS!!
Hey all!! I want to start a silly thread where 2 music stars are pitted against each other in a brutal fistfight and we decide the winner.
Beware of "unfair fights" e.g Lemmy from "Motorhead" against Avril Lavigne. However, if you put Lemmy against Zamphir (master of the pan flute), Zamphir's flute may be used as a weapon thus evening out his chances a bit...
Here's my first matchup:
Glenn Danzig VS Henry Rollins!!
Danzig has that Muscular goth boy look but I think Rollins with his 1% body fat, extreme caffeine intake and overall angst will edge out Danzig!!
Post your bets and/or matchups!
And remember, no GWAR VS Barry Mannilow
Beware of "unfair fights" e.g Lemmy from "Motorhead" against Avril Lavigne. However, if you put Lemmy against Zamphir (master of the pan flute), Zamphir's flute may be used as a weapon thus evening out his chances a bit...
Here's my first matchup:
Glenn Danzig VS Henry Rollins!!
Danzig has that Muscular goth boy look but I think Rollins with his 1% body fat, extreme caffeine intake and overall angst will edge out Danzig!!
Post your bets and/or matchups!
And remember, no GWAR VS Barry Mannilow
03-16-04, 10:01 PM
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Totally Rollins. He would bomb the enemy base and do some spoken work before Danzig finished sacrificing his goats.
Here is mine:
vs.
Courtney Love vs. Brody Dalle. America's Sweetheart vs. Tim Armstrong's Ex.
Here is mine:
vs.
Courtney Love vs. Brody Dalle. America's Sweetheart vs. Tim Armstrong's Ex.
03-16-04, 10:21 PM
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Hmmm the "Bad boys of Kiss" facing off.
Knowing their history of booze/drug abuse it's hard to tell...
I guess Peter would win considering he beat the skins pretty well.
But it could go either way.
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Hmmm the "Bad boys of Kiss" facing off.
Knowing their history of booze/drug abuse it's hard to tell...
I guess Peter would win considering he beat the skins pretty well.
But it could go either way.
03-16-04, 10:31 PM
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Originally posted by nazz
Rollins would eat him for breakfast and Courtney would fall down without assistance.
How about this one?
Michael Jackson
VS
Caly Aiken
Rollins would eat him for breakfast and Courtney would fall down without assistance.
How about this one?
Michael Jackson
VS
Caly Aiken
Expecting some sort of cat fight but hmmm. Michael has more to lose but Clay needs to prove himself. Who is hungrier? Damn, I say Michael wins IF motivated by kids watching him... Otherwise Clay all the way
03-16-04, 10:50 PM
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I was thinking Jackson would strike first with a moonwalk followed by a spin kick to the groin.
Clay would laugh it off having no balls to target and them go for a quick jab to the nose.
Jackson picks up nose and runs to Neverland where his spares are kept leaving Clay victorious.
As for the Kiss brawl I would take Ace if he can stay on the outside and use his reach advantage. If Peter can take him to the ground though it's all over for Frehley.
Clay would laugh it off having no balls to target and them go for a quick jab to the nose.
Jackson picks up nose and runs to Neverland where his spares are kept leaving Clay victorious.
As for the Kiss brawl I would take Ace if he can stay on the outside and use his reach advantage. If Peter can take him to the ground though it's all over for Frehley.
03-16-04, 10:53 PM
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Or maybe:
Stevie Wonder
VS
Andrea Bocelli
And we give'em knives for the entertainment value!
Gotta give the edge to Stevie!!
Or maybe:
Stevie Wonder
VS
Andrea Bocelli
And we give'em knives for the entertainment value!
Gotta give the edge to Stevie!!
03-17-04, 02:25 AM
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Rollins would win.
Brody would win because Courtney would be too strung out to fight.
Jackson would win because he would molest Aikens sweet virgin(?) ass and it would permanently scar him making him weak and powerless to jacksons advances.
Brody would win because Courtney would be too strung out to fight.
Jackson would win because he would molest Aikens sweet virgin(?) ass and it would permanently scar him making him weak and powerless to jacksons advances.
03-17-04, 06:03 AM
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Rick James
VS.
Jack White
We all know that Jack White can kick some ass (just look at what he did to the singer from the Von Bondies) plus he's a pretty big guy.
Rick on the other hand is a superfreak with unnatural strength and speed do to his use of performance enhancing substances. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
As for the first 3 it's no contest Rollins, Brody and MJ are the clear winners
VS.
Jack White
We all know that Jack White can kick some ass (just look at what he did to the singer from the Von Bondies) plus he's a pretty big guy.
Rick on the other hand is a superfreak with unnatural strength and speed do to his use of performance enhancing substances. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
As for the first 3 it's no contest Rollins, Brody and MJ are the clear winners
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03-17-04, 08:43 AM
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If Jack White can stay away from the Superfreak's trademark "Unity" forehead punch he'll be ok. Youth wins out over experience. WINNER= Jack White.
Ok obvious matchup here:
Britney Spears
VS
Christina Aguilera
Ok obvious matchup here:
Britney Spears
VS
Christina Aguilera
03-17-04, 04:26 PM
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The Nuge:
VS
Phil Spector:
This would be a tough one. See, the Nuge has honed his skills as an archer and is quite healthy due to his diet of natural foods.
Phil on the other hand has a gun. BUT, Phil ALSO SMOKES. I predict that Phil would use his "wall of sound" on the Nuge thereby attempting to deafen him. BUT, the Nuge CAN'T be deafened because he's wailed on his guitar for goddamn forever and is impervious to hearing imperfections. In the end I believe that Phil would have a coughing fit while camping out waiting for the Nuge to advance, giving away his location to the Nuge. The Nuge would use one of those arrows with that fancy ass Razor tip and KILL PHIL SPECTOR!
Edit to add: After which the Nuge would perform Stranglehold, the most baddest ass song he ever wrote.
VS
Phil Spector:
This would be a tough one. See, the Nuge has honed his skills as an archer and is quite healthy due to his diet of natural foods.
Phil on the other hand has a gun. BUT, Phil ALSO SMOKES. I predict that Phil would use his "wall of sound" on the Nuge thereby attempting to deafen him. BUT, the Nuge CAN'T be deafened because he's wailed on his guitar for goddamn forever and is impervious to hearing imperfections. In the end I believe that Phil would have a coughing fit while camping out waiting for the Nuge to advance, giving away his location to the Nuge. The Nuge would use one of those arrows with that fancy ass Razor tip and KILL PHIL SPECTOR!
Edit to add: After which the Nuge would perform Stranglehold, the most baddest ass song he ever wrote.
03-17-04, 05:16 PM
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I vote for Diamond dave. He'd do some kind of wicked ass backflip and Sammy would get the spins from all the Tequila he drank before the encounter.
