Would you rather be Justin Timberlake or Lance Bass?

Timberlake = Boinking Britney.

Bass = Youngest person to go into space.


I'd definitley take the space route. As fas as I'm concerned, Britney is just another woman. It couldn't be that much better (could it?). Plus my wife probably wouldn't appreciate my indiscretion.

That Bass dude may be a tool, but at least he is doing something really really cool with his money.

Edit: Here is a story on this Bass fellow getting the official nod from the Russian today.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/145...headlines=true

Man do the moderator's even read the threads before moving them anymore?

This has about as much to do with music as wrestling does with sports.


*grumble grumble*
...I'm off to bump the 'idiot moderators keep moving my posts' thread...

Going into space somereason doesn't do anything for me. But boinking Britney would but I chose Lance because he doesn't get all the **** for the boyband thing as much as Justin does.

Justin's boinking Janet Jackson now...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...143/1ucev.html

*NSYNC's Justin Dating Janet?
Fri Jul 12, 4:57 PM ET

(7/12/02, 4 p.m. ET) -- * NSYNC star and Britney Spears's former boyfriend Justin Timberlake is now reportedly dating an older woman, Janet Jackson.

The new romantic pair is said to have hooked up at a birthday party for rapper Missy Elliott, with other celebrities in attendance, including Leonardo DiCaprio and Spider-Man's Tobey Maguire, according to the New York Post.

An unnamed eyewitness claimed, "Janet and Justin just started making out in front of everyone. It's like they wanted the whole place to know."

Jackson's ex, Jermaine Dupri, allegedly first spotted them together two weeks ago at a Los Angeles nightclub. Another source claimed, "Janet was on the dance floor grinding all over Justin. She was going buck wild."

Sources close to 21-year-old Timberlake respond that the relationship is not "exclusive." People magazine recently named him among the world's most eligible bachelors, and other newspaper reports romantically linked him with one of Jackson's stage dancers, but not Jackson.

-- Darryl Morden, Los Angeles

and I didn't know there were only two members to N'SYNC

She's almost old enough to be his mom...

Oh puh-lease. Those are the only choices?

Justin Timberlake is a no-talent, ego-maniacal ass-clown. Just call him "Mr. Ross," if you dare.

And Lance Bass looks like a plastic surgery disaster. Could his eyes and forehead look more elfin, pointed or alien?

I'll be the lard-assed, baby facial haired older brother type - Joey - thank you very much. He's the only one with future "bear" potential.

Those are the only two choices because they are the only ones that have done anything of note.

So you would rather be good looking (in your opinion) rather than go into space? Grunter, you have reached new levels of shallowness!

Actually the question is more: What would you rather do, **** Britney or go to space?

I'd be the one that disappears off the face of the music earth first, therefore saving the delicate ears of future generations.

CharlesC: damn! Since you twisted my arm, I suppose I'll have to answer truthfully.

Given the "eff" Britteny vs. go-into-space choice.

*hem, haw, hem, haw*

I'd say I'd have to *deep breath* go with the "eff" Britteny category. Doggy-style (to get those saline-sacks out of the way), with a starfish entry (c'mon, give me a little credit here - it's bound to be tighter).

Why?

Because it would confuse the "str8" boys all that much more and make it easier for me to get next to them in the locker room showers for more meaningful "social interaction." Call it a massive sacrifice for the sake of camouflage.

Besides after that misfit elf blows his fortune on the shuttle launch fees, he's going to be one broke "mutha-effer." No one with an ounce of brain matter would willingly choose to be poor.

Neither, I'd probably be the Fat One... er.. I mean Fatone. I think he has started his own film production company and I know he's acted in a couple of films... if i had the chance to bang Janet, go into space or start my own film production company.. I'd choose the latter.

Oh c'mon - tell me the thought never crossed your mind.

Mmm-hmm, that's what I thought.

I'd rather boink Britney (and get video of it with a hidden camera ). Going to space wouldn't do much for me.

definately Lance. I admit it, I went and saw....oh nevermind.

A few months ago I would have said Timberlake, but I think if I had Britney Spears and lost her I'd have to kill myself.

Yeah, but if you believe the press, it's not like Timberlake actually ever "had" her either.

*wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowhatimean?*

Any one of them as long as the money and chicks come with it...


Besides, how many chicks (or what do they look like) does a band like Slipknot get?