Mills176

I'm trying to locate a film that I remember seeing a few scenes from on TV some ages ago. I suspect it wasn't porn; the cinematography suggested a boob/sex comedy, or maybe an erotica with a weird sense of humor (plus I remember it being on in the morning, so...). I don't know when it came out, nor do I remember when I saw it, but I'm pretty sure it was pre-2000.I remember 2 scenes.

The first involves a man sitting in a room (I think a studio, but that could be wrong). He's wearing glasses or sunglasses. A woman enters. They have a conversation. She whips him several times with a belt, taking him by surprise and pissing him off. The weird bit of foreplay evolves into a striptease and lapdance. The scene is stylistically shot; I remember a lot of repeating shots. His entranced expression. Her waving her breasts in his face.

The second scene is what makes me suspicious that it was a sex comedy. A man walks down a line of women, in a faux military fashion. He hands them each a bikini (underwear? Lingerie?) until he gets to the end of the line, where there's a man. Instead of a bikini, he hands him an animal costume (pretty sure it's a realistic gorilla mask), which I guess is supposed to be the punchline to a joke. I don't remember much of what comes after, though I think there's a make-out scene at a desk very briefly thereafter, and some comedy shots of the guy trying to put on his animal costume.

I know it's not a lot to go on, but I feel those are pretty distinct scenes. Hopefully someone will remember and be able to clue me in. Thanks for any help!

E Unit

dex14

Bad Manners.

Obi-Wanma

Good Burger

Mabuse

Mills176

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Bad Manners.

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1984 or 1997?





Braveheart is way worse than I remember.

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Good Burger

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Good Burger is way better than I remember.

It may have been, though I didn't see enough of it to get a sense of a plot or lack thereof. I got the sense of a larger structure, but I could be mistaken.

Norm de Plume

Well, at least you're taking the usual hazing with good humour. Sorry, I haven't the foggiest idea of the title you're seeking, but there's enough detail in the description that it should shake loose someone's mnenomic cobwebs. We're all middle-aged or older, you know.

Abob Teff

Rob V

Beaverly Hillbillies?

That's So Raven?

dom56

Are you sure this a movie you saw?

Mills176

Man a boob burger would hit the spot right about now.

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Beaverly Hillbillies?

That second one's not even a movie!

Preeeeetty sure.

It was around twenty years ago, when I was about seven or eight. I remember seeing it in the morning while getting ready for school, and telling my brother about it on the way to the bus stop. I was embarrassed about it all day, like I had seen something forbidden. That's probably why it left such an impression. Why the heck was my first brush with human sexuality this bizarre comedy, and why was it on at six in the morning? What's the story explanation for the nonsense I saw? I've gone through lists of sex comedies trying to find it, and while all of them seem pretty stupid I don't think any of them are quite this weird. I'm just incredibly curious about the whole thing.

IDrinkMolson

The Underground Sinema

Abob Teff

Mills176

This one's really on point.

You sound just like my therapist

Though it's starting to seem increasingly likely that this isn't a cult classic that a dedicated filmophile could identify and more of a discarded oddity that few people have seen and fewer people would remember.

johnnysd

To be honest, it sounds like something Benny Hill would have done. It might be one his episodes. They were pretty risque in his time and the bathing suit thing really seems like his humor.

Count Dooku

Was Bill Maher in it? He starred in some pretty shitty movies in the 80s?

Mills176

I'll run through the library. I remember the striptease/lapdance having more of a focus on intimacy and eroticism than I think would have been in theme with Benny Hill, but I was so young and it was so long ago that I might have been misinterpreting the tone.

I don't think so. I've looked through Maher's esteemed filmography and neither...sigh... Bimbo Movie Bash nor Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death have the scenes I remember.

Mills176

I FOUND IT!

1995's Bikini Drive-In. I won't link to it because it contains nudity, but suffice it to say you can find it if you look for it.

I had walked in around the 50 minute mark. The first scene unfolds more or less how I remember it. The second scene does, too, until the introduction of the gorilla costume, which is in fact some kind of weird Godzilla costume ( a gorilla is like a godzilla).

I can't believe I found it after all these years. So much time spent rummaging through crummy, campy sex comedies. This must be what absolution feels like. The world can end tomorrow and IWGAF.

Ash Ketchum

Another happy DVD Talk customer. Y'all come back again real soon now, y'heah?

johnnysd

Almost bad enough to be good. Some of the girls were quite atractive.

Abob Teff

Ash Ketchum

Gee, there hasn't been new blood in this place in ages. I'm starving.

Josh-da-man

Nick Danger

Another vote for please stay. We need more people who are both funny and movie-lovers.

Obi-Wanma

Yeah, and someone who can recognize when we're just having some fun with them and take it in stride. New members looking for a movie that they saw once don't usually respond as well as you have to our idiocy and in-jokes (if they respond at all).