He’s gotten even FATTER.

I'd love it if Under Siege and Under Siege 2 came to 4k.

I remember watching Out for Justice in the theater when it came out back when Warner Bros would greenlit all or most of his movies.

Since this thread was bumped, I looked at Seagal’s filmography. He hasn’t worked in 6 years and nothing is in active development or production. I guess there really is no demand for an out of shape 72 year old former action star.

I happened to stumble upon this today. I like Michael Jai White's suggestion for his proposed role in On Deadly Ground.

He’s also reportedly a huge asshole. That probably has something to do with it as well.

I think the last Seagal movie I saw was On Deadly Ground. Don't remember much of it.

Come to think of it I don't own any of his movies.

I admit I bought Marked for Death on VHS from Costco.

That was before I would see the Godfather movies and realize there was more to movies than action flicks and comedies.

I have 11 of his movies in my collection. I'm a sucker for 80s and 90s action.

But at least I own The Godfather movies twice, so I'm not completley lost.

That’s a very kind way of putting it.

Don’t forget, Seagal has been using those years to do a lot of, umm, consulting work overseas. And now that the new world order is taking shape, Americans will be able to see many great new Seagal movies on every theater screen across the country. Attendance will be mandatory, of course, and anyone who ever mocked him will be encouraged to atone before the audience while their words are projected on screen.

Yeah, he’s basically a Russian agent now.

She sells seashells by the Steven Seagall seashore store...

Yup. Googling his name puts it right out there

I won’t be surprised if he really does make a return to ‘prominence’ (whatever that even means nowadays) in the next couple of years. Maybe not in movies, though. Perhaps in an administrative role of some kind, for someone with an equally sketchy and sex assault-y kind of reputation. Now let me think . . .



From just last year, basically a typical YouTube documentary of his Wiki page, but more amusing and with more pictures (the comments are golden, too):

not dead yet. Suprised by the prolonged bump.

He has an amazing hairline for 72 .... not a gray hair on that head, either.

I cannot be forced to watch one of his movies...

That’s what they’ll all say until representatives from the Department of Making Seagal Great Again knock down their doors.

The department of MSG?