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Old 05-03-16 | 06:24 AM
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I'm pretty sure woman would have slapped her vagina against another woman's vagina or a guy take a dick in his asshole. All that time and you know at some point somebody would have done that.

I'm sure there but at the same time... how important is it? If Finn and Rey become a thing. Great. If not... oh, well.
Old 05-03-16 | 07:52 AM
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Not everything has to be same in the Star Wars universe as in our reality. This is probably an offensive thing to say to some people, but maybe homosexuality just doesn't exist in the SW universe. We don't have the Force in our world, or at least we haven't discovered it.
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Originally Posted by GuessWho
two dudes who make moves on Leia:
Lando
Jabba
I can see Lando being at least bi. C'mon... he has Lobot on speed dial.

And Jabba? You don't want to know the twisted things that went on in his palace. That place makes Steamworks look like Disneyworld.
Old 05-03-16 | 09:15 AM
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Re: Star Wars Needs More Gays

Originally Posted by windom
Not everything has to be same in the Star Wars universe as in our reality. This is probably an offensive thing to say to some people, but maybe homosexuality just doesn't exist in the SW universe. We don't have the Force in our world, or at least we haven't discovered it.
Well if we're going that route, maybe all of the races in Star Wars started reproducing by growing offspring in pods, genitals became vestigial and eventually disappeared, and all romantic relationships are entirely asexual. I mean, if the action figures are canon, that'd make sense.
Old 05-03-16 | 09:25 AM
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Jedi reminded me of the priesthood. They're all gay, correct? .

C3PO, Ben, Luke, Yoda, The Emporer could be gay. So what?

This is about as dumb as JK Rowling putting Dumbledore as gay. She wouldn't leave it up to the reader to decide, she straight up stated he was gay, which I think is insulting to the reader. Does everything have to be explained? Are we that dense?
Old 05-03-16 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Brack
Jedi reminded me of the priesthood. They're all gay, correct? .

C3PO, Ben, Luke, Yoda, The Emporer could be gay. So what?

This is about as dumb as JK Rowling putting Dumbledore as gay. She wouldn't leave it up to the reader to decide, she straight up stated he was gay, which I think is insulting to the reader. Does everything have to be explained? Are we that dense?
That's a dangerous question to ask.

I'm not a HP fan. Never read the books. And only saw like the first 40 mins of HP1. All of Prisoner of Azkaban cuz my boy, Cuarón, was directing that one. And the last HP film. Sooo I don't give a fuck about it really. I may get into it at some point... I just got bigger shit to watch/read first.

Anyway... what difference does it make that he was gay? Should the book allude to it? does it?

Seem like nothing of consequence to what the character was from what I know of him. The dude just likes to suck cock and take it in the ass. Ain't nothing really harmful about that.
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Bib Fortuna was gay.
Old 05-03-16 | 07:01 PM
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Remember Shmi said there was no father to QuiGon? Closet lesbian who used invitro.

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