Jesus fucking Christ. The motherfucker demotes himself and now we're being raped by some spam fuck. It's not cool when the rapist is the one being fucked without his goddamn consent.

Doesn't this count as posting the same topic in two forums? If only there was a good mod around to fix this shit...

We need a hero.

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Fuckin' Roc.... with the death blow.

You were my favorite moderator. Wait, you're not Groucho!*Jules backs away slowly*

I thought it was a sequel to STEP UP, with an exhausted cast.

All I know is that during your tenure I did not contract any viral STDs during the use of this forum and that should be celebrated.

Your resilience to all of my attempts to impregnate you were the reason I resigned. I could not continue living with the shame.

You did knock up Solid Snake. I don't see you acknowledging that one.

My body couldn't handle the mallet. He had to do the abortian with a straw.

Thanks for your work as a moderator over the years.

And, I know you didn't want me to talk about this publicly, but I for one respect the fact that you've been influenced enough by the discussions here at DVDtalk for you to want to get your Master of Divinity degree at Oral Roberts University.

Good luck in your endeavors!

...where your instructors will be Spottedfeather and Moviefan2k4!