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Old 08-29-13, 11:16 AM
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Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

I'd donate money to keep him from making another movie.


"A controversial comedy about current political issues. Starring Jackie Tohn, written, directed and produced by Uwe Boll."

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1544635303/postal-2/widget/video.html" frameborder="0"> </iframe>

About the Movie

POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the film industry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ....but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you.

Where the money goes

The money goes all for cocaine for the stars down the nose.

Risks and chances

The Risk is: Everybody will hate you but the NRA will love you in being part of POSTAL 2. Our bodycount will be higher as Hiroshima and Dancing with the Stars combined.

And dont forget: September 11 didnt count because Mohammad Atta took the same steroids as Lance Armstrong. But he never lied about it.

The chance is: Support the movie and show this way that you think what we think: Karl Marx and George Orwell were right. We dont live in a democracy and we are getting screwed over by politics every second of our days. Till the Dude with the Hammer and the Magnum comes.

There's a "serious" portion underneath all that drivel along with another video:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/p4o0gUt76Mc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Postal 2 Kickstarter
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What a douche cake. No thanks.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

I'm already tired of this kickstarter shit. Yet another decent idea that Hollywood completely beats into the ground and ruins!
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I'll kick it off a cliff, it that helps.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

Why is this movie is must be not be made? I tell you.
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$5000 tier: Dinner with Uwe Boll
$10000 tier: Dinner alone
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How much to face him in the ring?
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

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How much to face him in the ring?
You just need to spend $50,000 on a degree in journalism/film studies.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

I will kick in a few bucks. His films are terrible but still better than Nolan and Abrams. At least Boll's films are worth a few laughs.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

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I will kick in a few bucks. His films are terrible but still better than Nolan and Abrams. At least Boll's films are worth a few laughs.
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I will kick in a few bucks. His films are terrible but still better than Nolan and Abrams. At least Boll's films are worth a few laughs.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

If Tommy Wiseau started one for a sequel to The Room I'd pitch in a few bucks.
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Not interested in POSTAL 2, but if Boll was going to do THE HELP 2 or THE BUTLER 2, I'd have something to look forward to.
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Originally Posted by Ash Ketchum View Post
if Boll was going to do THE HELP 2 or THE BUTLER 2, I'd have something to look forward to.

Rob Cohen has just been inked to direct The Help 2 so Boll will have to look elsewhere if he was eyeing that project.
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I'd chip in a few dollars to see Tommy Wiseau tackle Postal and Uwe Boll tackle The Room 2.

Postal is easily Uwe Boll's best movie, though I really hope to never see Dave Foley's penis again.
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I will kick in a few bucks. His films are terrible but still better than Nolan and Abrams. At least Boll's films are worth a few laughs.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

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I'd chip in a few dollars to see Tommy Wiseau tackle Postal and Uwe Boll tackle The Room 2.

Postal is easily Uwe Boll's best movie, though I really hope to never see Dave Foley's penis again.
RAMPAGE, without doubt, is his best work so far. POSTAL is more immature, less focussed, and suffers from contrasting tones.
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Rampage is just fucking awful.

I guess I would expect nothing less from this douche canoe.
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For $50,000 couldn't we hire a hitman to take him out? I mean, we'd have someone wasting a bullet on him, but the film world would probably be better for it.

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That Uwe Boll movie where armed men show up at a plane with three guys in hoods and the CIA agent waits until they get 3000 feet into the air to take the hoods off is just stupid.
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Re: Uwe Boll needs your help to Kickstart "Postal 2"

I thought Osama and Bush nuked the world at the end of Postal.

Uwe Boll's movies are an oddity. They almost work. But something is always a little "off". It's like, if he just went "full Boll", he'd be treated as an auteur and receive positive criticism for his "biting dreadful satire and wit" or be know for his "shocking midnight movies" (something like John Waters). But he tries his gosh darn best to make a real movie, and fails.
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Rob Cohen has just been inked to direct The Help 2 so Boll will have to look elsewhere if he was eyeing that project.
Maybe THE KING'S SPEECH 2 will open up for him.
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I actually went and saw Postal in theaters, back in 2008 when I was living in Georgia. I basically went of out curiosity and boredom, mostly due to the fact that it was only being shown in a small amount of theaters nationwide. It was opening night, prime time hours. I got my ticket and popcorn and was greeted by a completely empty theater and a projector that hadn't yet been turned on. I ended up being the only person there for that showing, maybe for the entire night.
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$5000 tier: Dinner with Uwe Boll
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How much to get him to make My Dinner with Uwe with the late Wallace Shawn?
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How much to get him to make My Dinner with Uwe with the late Wallace Shawn?
By the way Wallace Shawn is still walking among the living.

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