Hazel Motes

Lets face it, Batman absorbs a lot of punishment. He must get injured from time to time. If he's sitting on the sidelines while Gotham falls to pieces it's in his best interest and Gotham's best interest for him to be back on the streets protecting the city ASAP. But if he's injured and can't train and keep his body in shape, who's to say how long he could be sidelined for? A year? More? there's probably a good chance that a performace enhancing drug could cut the time he's sidelined in half.

My guess is that Batman is juiced to his eyeballs. He must be.

islandclaws

Does he use PED's what?

Hazel Motes

performance enhancing drugs. Such as steroids and human growth hormones.

islandclaws

Sorry, I was just being a grammar dick.

I'd have to assume that today, yea, he probably doses some HGH at the very least.

Hazel Motes

ahh yeah, I probably fucked that up. I'm terrible at using apostrophes and punctuation.

bluetoast

In the story "Venom" he does for a while then decides not to after that. Very simplified version of events, but there's your answer.

PhantomStranger

In that story someone died because Batman couldn't lift several hundred pounds of weight off a person being crushed to death. Tortured by the experience, Bruce went into a hardcore workout regimen and used the Venom drug to surpass his human limits. Venom is the drug that gives Bane his strength.

I don't think DC has really touched the idea since then but you have to believe Batman would use PEDs to keep up with all of the superpowered villains he comes across in a realistic treatment of the modern character.

There is probably a really good Elseworlds which could be built around the idea.

TheKing

They cast Ben Affleck for Batman, not Ryan Braun!

Nick Danger

I don't know if he uses drugs to make himself stronger. But he must be using the stuff that makes the muscles recover faster. MMA fighters only have a few matches a year, but Batman is back on the streets the next night after he gets in a fight.

Jaymole

If he does, then I feel his criminals captured stats should have an asterisk next to them.

ddrknghtrtns

If accusations proven true, he should be kicked out of the Justice League!

hanshotfirst1138

He has been, actually, several times. Although it begs the question of just what the Outsiders do....

riotinmyskull

not another fucking batman thread

Jason

So... A-Rod is Batman?

Troy Stiffler

He should go on trial. For reasons I still don't understand.

[It's a game that lucky people get paid to play. We don't put movie stars on trial for cosmetic surgery.]

Ropes Pierre

My fav indie band!

fumanstan

No. Batman is clean, damn it!

Axeramm

We wont know until Congress does a 6 month investigation. Good luck trying to serve Batman with a subpoena though.

digidoh

The whole Justice League is on PED's! Ever watch those fight scenes on Justice League Unlimited? The heroes are slammed against walls and buildings, fall down on the pavement and get right back up again to continue the fight. On the animated series, The Batman, Penguin was a blob, but he moved like a friggin' ninja.

The Spectacular Spider-Man is on PED's, too.

stvn1974

Batman doesn't need performance enhancing drugs, he has that nifty leg brace that lets him kick through rock even though he so stupid he doesn't even use it to kick Bane once.

devilshalo

Didn't he use The Lazarus pit a time or two?

taffer

Yes.

Before the New 52 reboot at least, Batman was chronologically about 40 years old, but he had the body of someone about 10-15 years younger due to skinny dipping in the Lazarus Pit.

Groucho

Use 'em? He is one. I don't like the way he pals around with that "boy wonder".

taffer

He's gotten 2 (out of 4) Robins killed. 3 out of 5 if you count Stephanie Brown, but Stephanie was erased from canon with the New 52 reboot.

Solid Snake

Yes.