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Old 06-12-13 | 09:39 AM
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are criterions for douche-bags

sorry, please delete this
Old 06-12-13 | 09:48 AM
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i was trying to get screen shot of a poll for criterion sheep and i fucked up...
Old 06-12-13 | 10:11 AM
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Best. Thread. EVAR!
Old 06-12-13 | 10:13 AM
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Should be a poll.
Old 06-12-13 | 10:18 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Yes they are. Where's the poll?
Old 06-12-13 | 10:22 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I am a big criterion fan, so probably.
Old 06-12-13 | 10:28 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I thought you were just deliberately making fun of the threads in Other.
Old 06-12-13 | 10:28 AM
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I don't have that many so I guess no.
Old 06-12-13 | 10:47 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Is "criterions" another DVD Talk forum member were not supposed to talk about?
Old 06-12-13 | 10:52 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

If douchebags wear sideways hats with stickers on them, and jeans with the waist at their knees... then no. Criterions are not for douchebags.

They are for hipsters.
Old 06-12-13 | 10:56 AM
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I absolutely knew i was fucked as soon as I realized i had posted it.
Old 06-12-13 | 10:59 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by fumanstan
I thought you were just deliberately making fun of the threads in Other.
Me too.

Since I consider a "douchebag" to be a frat boy type who wears white sunglasses, pops his collar, and only enjoys Adam Sandler and Fast and Furious movies, I would say no, Criterions are definitely not for douchebags.
Old 06-12-13 | 11:02 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Since I collect them enthusiastically...YES THEY ARE!!!
Old 06-12-13 | 11:27 AM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by fumanstan
I thought you were just deliberately making fun of the threads in Other.
I was making fun of those threads in my sheep game... then i did this. It has been a bad day...
Old 06-12-13 | 12:50 PM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I only have five so anyone with more than that is le baggie il douché.
Old 06-12-13 | 01:05 PM
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Title had me lol. Good one.
Old 06-12-13 | 01:29 PM
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There's too many now.
Old 06-12-13 | 01:35 PM
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Criterion used to be cool. Now it's more of a Hipster thing.
Old 06-12-13 | 01:42 PM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Wait, let me take my copies of Seven Samurai and Repo Man out of my cargo shorts pockets.
Old 06-12-13 | 02:33 PM
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Dude Of course not bro.
Old 06-12-13 | 02:58 PM
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I don't know about douchebags, but I wonder about those who blindly buy every Criterion there is, simply because of the name. Sounds fanboyish, cultish. I have a few, but only those of movies I like.
Old 06-12-13 | 03:14 PM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

I own Armageddon and The Rock on Criterion. Does that make me a hipster douchebag?
Old 06-12-13 | 03:41 PM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by Jules Winfield
I own Armageddon and The Rock on Criterion. Does that make me a hipster douchebag?
I think it makes you an ironic douchebag.
Old 06-12-13 | 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Meglos
I think it makes you an ironic douchebag.
Which is a hipster, right?
Old 06-12-13 | 04:18 PM
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Re: are criterions for douche-bags

Originally Posted by Norm de Plume
I don't know about douchebags, but I wonder about those who blindly buy every Criterion there is, simply because of the name. Sounds fanboyish, cultish. I have a few, but only those of movies I like.
Welcome to the world of collectors - any label with spine numbers is going to inspire that sort of thing in a certain segment of the population. Personally speaking, there are a few labels that I used to "cultishly" collect (Criterion, Masters of Cinema, Second Run, Fox Noir, etc.), but nowadays I'm making far fewer blind buys. (Most of Criterion's recent releases have been films I've already seen anyways.)

I think one of the things Criterion (and certain other boutique labels) has done well is marketing itself as a "curated collection of some of the world's greatest films" or whatever. To many, especially those who are first getting into "art films," a Criterion release is like getting a recommendation from a trusted film professor or a film buff friend. Of course, Criterion, as great as they often are, has released its fair share of duds and films that aren't important at all - but the point is that they do a good job of marketing themselves as "the film school" label.


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