The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies (2014)
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Le Pacte Des Warg
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Sympathy for Mr. Baggins
OldHobbit
Kind Hearted Ms. Galadriel (aka: Lady Baggins, aka: Sympathy for Lady Baggins)
OldHobbit
Kind Hearted Ms. Galadriel (aka: Lady Baggins, aka: Sympathy for Lady Baggins)
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Bilbo (Bilbo, King of the Hobbits)
Bilbo Raids Again
King Kong vs. Bilbo
Mothra vs. Bilbo
Gamgee, the Three-headed Monster
Invasion of Astro-Hobbit
Son of Bilbo
Destroy All Hobbits
All Hobbits Attack
Bilbo vs MechaBilbo
Terror of MechaBilbo
The Return of Bilbo (Bilbo 1985)
Bilbo, Meriadoc & King Gamgee: Giant Hobbits All-Out Attack
Bilbo Raids Again
King Kong vs. Bilbo
Mothra vs. Bilbo
Gamgee, the Three-headed Monster
Invasion of Astro-Hobbit
Son of Bilbo
Destroy All Hobbits
All Hobbits Attack
Bilbo vs MechaBilbo
Terror of MechaBilbo
The Return of Bilbo (Bilbo 1985)
Bilbo, Meriadoc & King Gamgee: Giant Hobbits All-Out Attack
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Re: The Hobbit: part 3 thread
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
The Hobbit, the Wizard, and the Wardrobe
Prince Thorin
The Voyage of the Hobbit Treader
The Hobbit Chair
The Hobbit and His Ring
The Hobbit's Nephew
The Last Hobbit
Prince Thorin
The Voyage of the Hobbit Treader
The Hobbit Chair
The Hobbit and His Ring
The Hobbit's Nephew
The Last Hobbit
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Bilbo (Bilbo, King of the Hobbits)
Bilbo Raids Again
King Kong vs. Bilbo
Mothra vs. Bilbo
Gamgee, the Three-headed Monster
Invasion of Astro-Hobbit
Son of Bilbo
Destroy All Hobbits
All Hobbits Attack
Bilbo vs MechaBilbo
Terror of MechaBilbo
The Return of Bilbo (Bilbo 1985)
Bilbo, Meriadoc & King Gamgee: Giant Hobbits All-Out Attack
Bilbo Raids Again
King Kong vs. Bilbo
Mothra vs. Bilbo
Gamgee, the Three-headed Monster
Invasion of Astro-Hobbit
Son of Bilbo
Destroy All Hobbits
All Hobbits Attack
Bilbo vs MechaBilbo
Terror of MechaBilbo
The Return of Bilbo (Bilbo 1985)
Bilbo, Meriadoc & King Gamgee: Giant Hobbits All-Out Attack
#88
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Planet of the Hobbits
Beneath the Planet of the Hobbits
Escape from the Planet of the Hobbits
Conquest of the Planet of the Hobbits
Battle for the Planet of the Hobbits
Planet of the Hobbits (Tim Burton Remake)
Rise of the Planet of the Hobbits
Dawn of the Planet of the Hobbits
Beneath the Planet of the Hobbits
Escape from the Planet of the Hobbits
Conquest of the Planet of the Hobbits
Battle for the Planet of the Hobbits
Planet of the Hobbits (Tim Burton Remake)
Rise of the Planet of the Hobbits
Dawn of the Planet of the Hobbits
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Re: The Hobbit: part 3 thread
I never thought you would ask!
Everyone else on the thread is on task with naming the possible titles for the third hobbit film.
An overwhelmingly large majority of the posters on this thread, do not seem to think that the discussion of blowing Bane is relevant.
I welcome it. I am happy you asked about it. This could be exactly what this thread needs.
Let's say I was forced to blow Bane. The skull fucking in which I would receive, would immediately lead to the dislocation of my jaw while simultaneously tearing my cheek flesh. So my body breaks right away.
My spirit would break just as quick, if not faster than my flesh though.... Because Christ, you're getting skull fucked by Bane. Anticipating stressful events causes stress in the present. As soon as he grabbed my head to prepare to begin, i assume my soul would give up and die.
You would be better off giving him a hand job while he was skull fucking you, just for the small chance of getting him off a little quicker compared to just keeping your hands in your pockets during the whole ordeal.
I am starting a rumor i just thought of now....
When the Joker was a child, he was skull fucked by Bane. In some ways, this makes Bane the Joker's father or creator.
The Joker would rightfully be fucked up as a child. He has to go on and try to live a life after getting skull fucked by Bane.
He would be just like John Carpenter's Michael Myers, except loud and giggly.
This would also add layers to Nolan's trilogy, making it seem even smarter than it is. Maybe I would have liked The Dark Knight Rises, if Bane skull fucked the Joker in a flashback in The Dark Knight.
Everyone else on the thread is on task with naming the possible titles for the third hobbit film.
An overwhelmingly large majority of the posters on this thread, do not seem to think that the discussion of blowing Bane is relevant.
I welcome it. I am happy you asked about it. This could be exactly what this thread needs.
Let's say I was forced to blow Bane. The skull fucking in which I would receive, would immediately lead to the dislocation of my jaw while simultaneously tearing my cheek flesh. So my body breaks right away.
My spirit would break just as quick, if not faster than my flesh though.... Because Christ, you're getting skull fucked by Bane. Anticipating stressful events causes stress in the present. As soon as he grabbed my head to prepare to begin, i assume my soul would give up and die.
You would be better off giving him a hand job while he was skull fucking you, just for the small chance of getting him off a little quicker compared to just keeping your hands in your pockets during the whole ordeal.
I am starting a rumor i just thought of now....
When the Joker was a child, he was skull fucked by Bane. In some ways, this makes Bane the Joker's father or creator.
The Joker would rightfully be fucked up as a child. He has to go on and try to live a life after getting skull fucked by Bane.
He would be just like John Carpenter's Michael Myers, except loud and giggly.
This would also add layers to Nolan's trilogy, making it seem even smarter than it is. Maybe I would have liked The Dark Knight Rises, if Bane skull fucked the Joker in a flashback in The Dark Knight.
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Hobbit 3: Electric Bilbolo
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From: Not necessarily Formerly known as Solid Snake
re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Hobbit: The Motion Capture
Hobbit II: The Ringwraith of Khan
Hobbit III: The Search for Sam
Hobbit IV: The Voyage Home and Back Again
Hobbit V: The Final Took
Hobbit VI: The Undiscovered Shire
Hobbit: Generations of hobbits I liked half as well as I should have ...
Hobbit: First Construct (this is where the Hobbit movies cross over into the Matrix universe, a failed concept by Joel Schumacher)
Hobbit: Ent-surrection
Hobbit: No Precious
Eventually to re-loop back around to The Hobbit (reboot/remake/re-envisioning/whatever)
Hobbit II: The Ringwraith of Khan
Hobbit III: The Search for Sam
Hobbit IV: The Voyage Home and Back Again
Hobbit V: The Final Took
Hobbit VI: The Undiscovered Shire
Hobbit: Generations of hobbits I liked half as well as I should have ...
Hobbit: First Construct (this is where the Hobbit movies cross over into the Matrix universe, a failed concept by Joel Schumacher)
Hobbit: Ent-surrection
Hobbit: No Precious
Eventually to re-loop back around to The Hobbit (reboot/remake/re-envisioning/whatever)
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
We Need to Talk About Frodo
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
A Nightmare in The Shire
A Nightmare in The Shire: Frodo's Revenge
A Nightmare in The Shire: Dwarf Warriors
A Nightmare in The Shire: The Dragon Master
A Nightmare in The Shire: The Dark Rider's Child
A Nightmare in The Shire: The Final Necklace
Nazgul Nightmare
Frodo vs. Voldemort
A Nightmare in The Shire: Frodo's Revenge
A Nightmare in The Shire: Dwarf Warriors
A Nightmare in The Shire: The Dragon Master
A Nightmare in The Shire: The Dark Rider's Child
A Nightmare in The Shire: The Final Necklace
Nazgul Nightmare
Frodo vs. Voldemort
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re: The Hobbit: There and Back Again (2014)
Abbott and Costello Meet The Hobbit
His Hobbit Baggins
Road to the Shire
Hobbit Feathers
Hobbit Soup
A Night at the Shire
Bringing Up Bilbo
When Bilbo Met Smeagol
His Hobbit Baggins
Road to the Shire
Hobbit Feathers
Hobbit Soup
A Night at the Shire
Bringing Up Bilbo
When Bilbo Met Smeagol



