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TGM 06-04-12 04:53 PM

Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
http://i.imgur.com/jofuC.jpg

Navinabob 06-04-12 04:58 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Van DAMN!

Shannon Nutt 06-04-12 04:59 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Meh.

andy434343 06-04-12 05:00 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Jcvddilf

Osiris3657 06-04-12 05:03 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Obligatory "I've banged a dozen hotter chicks than her" post ;)

She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.

Coral 06-04-12 05:10 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Not bad. I'd give her some Double Impact.

Sonic 06-04-12 05:47 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
She's really sweet in her interviews, very feminine.

Why So Blu? 06-04-12 05:50 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Woah. I'd hit it.

Solid Snake 06-04-12 05:53 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Goddamn. And...what is her career?

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/1...886147_sma.jpg+http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RqkZ-3TwUo...s1600/2185.jpg

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eMP8kXHxge...d%2Bimages.jpg


well, damn. She looks a lot like her bodybuilding mum...w/o the bodybuilding part. Goddamn.

RocShemp 06-04-12 06:44 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Osiris3657 (Post 11258856)
She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.

She's cute but I definitely see the resemblance to JCVD (it's in the eyes). You can tell she's his kid.

E Unit 06-04-12 06:47 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Reserving judgement until she shows me how far she can spread her legs for me.

AnonomusBob15 06-04-12 10:35 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
I wonder if he lets her call him dad, or if he prefers Jean Claude.

Supermallet 06-04-12 10:40 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Punny comment indicating my desire to sexually interact with said female.

Groucho 06-04-12 10:42 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.

SuprVgeta 06-04-12 10:56 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Groucho (Post 11259328)
How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.

That's Steven Seagal! Close, but no cigar ;)

P.S. - I'd do her. Look at it this way, if she inherited her father's acting abilities, you will DEFINITELY know if she's faking it.

Abob Teff 06-04-12 11:40 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by andy434343 (Post 11258852)
Jcvddilf

Commence debate as to appropriate age threshold (other than over/under legal age) for bestowing JCVDDILF status ...

Why So Blu? 06-04-12 11:42 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Groucho (Post 11259328)
How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.



She's 21.

Abob Teff 06-04-12 11:43 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Have I seen her? Why? Is she missing? Ask Nick Stahl ...

dsa_shea 06-04-12 11:47 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
I wonder if she has already participated in the bedroom version of Bloodsport?

dsa_shea 06-04-12 11:50 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Abob Teff (Post 11259379)
Have I seen her? Why? Is she missing? Ask Nick Stahl ...

And get in on a little Double Team?

Why So Blu? 06-04-12 11:54 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Here's a side view.


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k5...jpg_170308.jpg

FRwL 06-05-12 12:07 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by trespoochies (Post 11259036)
Reserving judgement until she shows me how far she can spread her legs for me.

She'd have to be a universal soldier for that order.

Perkinsun Dzees 06-05-12 12:17 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
She may not be the female replicant of her father, but she sure is a damn good looking knock-off. She probably she spends a lot of time cop(ing) with guys hitting on her until they find out who her papa is and then they take flight instead of taking the maximum risk of getting their faces kicked in.

Sonic 06-05-12 12:28 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Van Damme's wife was a fine piece of ass back in the day

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/wp-...9205080436.jpg

PopcornTreeCt 06-05-12 12:44 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by AnonomusBob15 (Post 11259317)
I wonder if he lets her call him dad, or if he prefers Jean Claude.

Anytime I hear the name "Jean Claude" I hear it in Liam Neeson's menacing voice from Taken.

dsa_shea 06-05-12 01:11 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Sonic (Post 11259432)
Van Damme's wife was a fine piece of ass back in the day

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/wp-...9205080436.jpg

That is until she had the body to be able to cunch up her butt cheeks and rip your dick off.

Tom Creo 06-05-12 09:04 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt (Post 11259442)
Anytime I hear the name "Jean Claude" I hear it in Liam Neeson's menacing voice from Taken.

:lol: Thanks. I'll never read that name the same way again.

Solid Snake 06-05-12 09:43 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt (Post 11259442)
Anytime I hear the name "Jean Claude" I hear it in Liam Neeson's menacing voice from Taken.

goddamn you...now I can't think of the name differently now. *sigh*

Larry C. 06-05-12 09:49 AM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Osiris3657 (Post 11258856)
Obligatory "I've banged a dozen hotter chicks than her" post ;)

She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.


You know that bump he has on his forehead????

She has two on her chest.

jiggawhat 06-05-12 12:44 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
I ended up being a wingman for his son one night in Santa Monica. Had I known he had such a hot sister I would have asked him for an intro.

gryffinmaster 06-05-12 12:47 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
Mercy.

Ash Ketchum 06-05-12 01:02 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees (Post 11259426)
She may not be the female replicant of her father, but she sure is a damn good looking knock-off. She probably she spends a lot of time cop(ing) with guys hitting on her until they find out who her papa is and then they take flight instead of taking the maximum risk of getting their faces kicked in.

I bet she'd be a hard target. But would the quest be worth it?

Why So Blu? 06-05-12 03:42 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchum (Post 11260146)
I bet she'd be a hard target. But would the quest be worth it?

Hey, No Retreat, No Surrender.

Spottedfeather 06-05-12 04:11 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
She has a tattoo....so, no deal. That makes her a 1...at best.

RocShemp 06-06-12 12:01 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
^ Although I'm sure you're kidding (I dislike tattoos but the one she has is such a minor thing), you got me looking at it. It's a really odd spot for a tattoo. It's like she started writing cheat notes for a test, never finished, and then never got around to wiping the ink off.

Hokeyboy 06-06-12 12:20 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
She has a tattoo... so, I'd love to diddle her doodle hole! :up:

The Bus 06-06-12 03:44 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
It would be pleasurable to intercourse her... amirite?

Passenger 57.

Rob V 06-06-12 04:09 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 
It would take a man with a Lionheart to bang her.

CaptainMarvel 06-06-12 04:26 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by jiggawhat (Post 11260125)
I ended up being a wingman for his son one night in Santa Monica. Had I known he had such a hot sister I would have asked him for an intro.

Two questions:

1) Have you shared this story on DVDTalk?

2) If not, why have you not shared this story on DVDTalk? :confused:

Groucho 06-06-12 04:45 PM

Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?
 

Originally Posted by The Bus (Post 11261831)
Passenger 57.

"Always take the Belgian Bet. Always."


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