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This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

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This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.
That's what Macaulay Culkin looks like now?

And he used to date Mila Kunis? How the hell did he manage that? Lucky bastard.
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Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?
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That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Originally Posted by Mabuse
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?
a group of thieves (McDowell, Mazar, Eddie Steeples)
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Originally Posted by Mabuse
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?
By reading the thread title, that's how I interpreted it too. I was like WTF?
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Originally Posted by Rob V


This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.
This pic reminds me of the Nas song Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Watching a near-70 year old man and a 50 year old woman get clobbered with paint cans and doing pratfalls is more cringe worthy than funny. Expect Crabman to take the brunt of the violence. And it's a TV movie on ABC Family, so don't even expect much of that.

Originally Posted by PenguinJoe
Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.
Check out his IMDB filmography. For every decent movie he's made, he's been in a dozen shitty ones.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Originally Posted by CloverClover
That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv
I would so watch that.

I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.
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I would be so down for an R-rated (TV-MA) Home Alone, but not holding my breath since it's ABC Family. Sadly enough, if I don't have a lot going the night it airs, I might check this out. Never saw the fourth one.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Originally Posted by Mabuse
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?
Well, maybe he forgot his blood pressure pills or maybe the damn remote is on the fritz and the VCR didn't record his stories. Maybe he shit his britches. There's all sorts of trouble a 60 year old can get in to.
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Originally Posted by troystiffler
I would so watch that.

I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.
that was Death Wish 5 not Home Alone 5.
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Originally Posted by LosingMyMind
Should be cool.
We have very different definitions of "cool"
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Wait, there were Home Alones 3 and 4?!
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

I would only watch this if McDowell was playing Alex from A Clockwork Orange, who somehow lived to an old age and ended up in this kid's town.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

This franchise is just one entry away from an "in da hood" installment.
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Originally Posted by Numanoid
Wait, there were Home Alones 3 and 4?!


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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

Random screencap from Home Alone 3:

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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012

What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.





Never!!
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I remember seeing a review on Home Alone 3 and 4 and it looked horrible. I was thiinking what kind of hack writer was hired to write these pieces of shit? And then i found out who wrote them
Spoiler:
John Hughes
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What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.





Never!!
I dunno. She shows some promise in Eight Legged Freaks.

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