Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012)
04-09-12 | 01:32 PM
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This is the sicko hired to "haunt" the new house.
04-09-12 | 02:48 PM
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012
Malcom McDowell is a 60 year old man. Who cares if he gets left home alone?
04-09-12 | 07:23 PM
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012
That would be the greatest idea if they got Macauley to be the burglar. I mean he was neglected so much he had to have turned to crime/drugs. Maybe this time he is mentored by Joe Pesci and Marv
04-09-12 | 07:41 PM
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04-09-12 | 11:31 PM
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012
Watching a near-70 year old man and a 50 year old woman get clobbered with paint cans and doing pratfalls is more cringe worthy than funny. Expect Crabman to take the brunt of the violence. And it's a TV movie on ABC Family, so don't even expect much of that.
Check out his IMDB filmography. For every decent movie he's made, he's been in a dozen shitty ones.
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Malcolm McDowell? I thought his career was better than this.
04-09-12 | 11:45 PM
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I would also watch an R-rated Home Alone 5, in which Macauley's wife and kid are killed, and he sets up booby traps ala Last House on the Left.
04-10-12 | 01:09 AM
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012
I would be so down for an R-rated (TV-MA) Home Alone, but not holding my breath since it's ABC Family. Sadly enough, if I don't have a lot going the night it airs, I might check this out. Never saw the fourth one.
04-10-12 | 10:50 AM
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Well, maybe he forgot his blood pressure pills or maybe the damn remote is on the fritz and the VCR didn't record his stories. Maybe he shit his britches. There's all sorts of trouble a 60 year old can get in to.
04-10-12 | 10:51 AM
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10-12-12 | 11:53 AM
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10-12-12 | 02:03 PM
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I would only watch this if McDowell was playing Alex from A Clockwork Orange, who somehow lived to an old age and ended up in this kid's town.
10-12-12 | 02:25 PM
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This franchise is just one entry away from an "in da hood" installment.
10-12-12 | 02:34 PM
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10-12-12 | 03:17 PM
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Re: Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark Starring Malcolm McDowell (Dir. Peter Hewitt 2012
What a dorky looking kid. She'll never amount to anything.
Never!!
Never!!
10-12-12 | 03:56 PM
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10-12-12 | 04:55 PM
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