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John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
#51
DVD Talk Hero
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
I wonder if Lynn Collins is secretly glad they didn't go with the book's original title of "Princess of Mars" as they originally intended (back in the days when Robert Rodriguez was attached)? Not that she was the main star, but being the title character of an epic bomb wouldn't seem easy in Hollywood.
Was that the Rose McGowan version?
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#53
DVD Talk Godfather
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
I give it 3 stars. It wasn't anything special, and really slow for me during the first 1/3 or 1/2 of the movie and didn't get particularly interesting until the end. Even then, I never found that it presented an epic story and scope that I expected it to. I think what made it difficult for me as well was is all the alien names, as I couldn't understand who or what they were talking about most of the time. Maybe that was just me.
Did love the bits of humor and the large monster dog thing. I'm a sucker for a happy animal.
Did love the bits of humor and the large monster dog thing. I'm a sucker for a happy animal.
#55
DVD Talk Godfather
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
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#56
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
Now that you mention it, a lot of the John Carter names are surprisingly similar to Star Wars... I think Lucas should give these books some more credit: Tarkas/Tarkin, Banth/Bantha, Jeddak/Jedi, Woola/Wookie, Sola (actually, the name of Padmé's sister who was cut from Episode II)...
#57
DVD Talk Legend
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
Now that you mention it, a lot of the John Carter names are surprisingly similar to Star Wars... I think Lucas should give these books some more credit: Tarkas/Tarkin, Banth/Bantha, Jeddak/Jedi, Woola/Wookie, Sola (actually, the name of Padmé's sister who was cut from Episode II)...
#60
DVD Talk Special Edition
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
I give it a 'C'.
Actors were so-so.
I thought Taylor Kitsch is too much a pretty boy to play JOHN CARTER.
Needed a more grizzle actor to play such a world-weary character.
Never once believe he was a Civil War Vet.
Overall plot was a bore.
I just wasn't able to get into the setting or the story.
Actors were so-so.
I thought Taylor Kitsch is too much a pretty boy to play JOHN CARTER.
Needed a more grizzle actor to play such a world-weary character.
Never once believe he was a Civil War Vet.
Overall plot was a bore.
I just wasn't able to get into the setting or the story.
#61
DVD Talk Limited Edition
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
It was ok, don't care if I ever see it again. I thought the lead was James Franco at times. He was very miscast.
#62
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Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
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Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
alright...so I saw this Thursday. After being taken to see Project X...I couldn't handle the film after the first 15 minutes...so I left my friend in there and hope to never see a movie w/ her again. Good thing she paid for it. Anyway...got a ticket for John Carter. Fucking loved it.
I loved everything about it. It just felt like a classic. I had no issue w/ it's pacing. If ANYTHING could be said on my part that may have been a flaw was that it was a lot of stuff being done by Carter but it sure as hell didn't bother me. I was very impressed by it. If felt exotic and had a nice level of wonderment that I don't see very often. I just loved it so fucking much. I don't think we'll get Ghost of Mars but damnit...I want more John Carter.
For readers of the book...how close was it to the source material?
I loved everything about it. It just felt like a classic. I had no issue w/ it's pacing. If ANYTHING could be said on my part that may have been a flaw was that it was a lot of stuff being done by Carter but it sure as hell didn't bother me. I was very impressed by it. If felt exotic and had a nice level of wonderment that I don't see very often. I just loved it so fucking much. I don't think we'll get Ghost of Mars but damnit...I want more John Carter.
For readers of the book...how close was it to the source material?
#64
DVD Talk Limited Edition
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
Had a very good time at the movie.
SFX were natural and made me forget they were there at times. Having 9 foot green guys with 4 arms is hard to pull off, this movie could not have been done 20 years ago.
Plenty of "mild" humor in the movie: Learn how to walk/jump in a liter gravity planet, little looks JC gave, Virginia...
Like that the changed the way he gets to Mars, just falling asleep in a cave will not cut it today. The movie gave it more of a Sci-fi way to get there.
Same changes were OK, did not mess with the theme of the book at all. Some of the deletions left out story lines, but no book has ever made it fully to the Silver Screen.
Wish the movie would have done better so we could see further installments.
The movie trailer excited me to see it, but I already knew the story and knew what to except. Those who knew nothing of JC were at a real disadvantage and there was almost nothing that could be done about it.
Maybe a release date in late July or early Aug would have helped the Box Office totals?
Anyway, not Star Wars type awesome movie, but I enjoyed watching one of childhood heroes jump around the screen, and the "9 foot green four armed aliens" were much better than I thought could be/would be.
SFX were natural and made me forget they were there at times. Having 9 foot green guys with 4 arms is hard to pull off, this movie could not have been done 20 years ago.
Plenty of "mild" humor in the movie: Learn how to walk/jump in a liter gravity planet, little looks JC gave, Virginia...
Like that the changed the way he gets to Mars, just falling asleep in a cave will not cut it today. The movie gave it more of a Sci-fi way to get there.
Same changes were OK, did not mess with the theme of the book at all. Some of the deletions left out story lines, but no book has ever made it fully to the Silver Screen.
Wish the movie would have done better so we could see further installments.
The movie trailer excited me to see it, but I already knew the story and knew what to except. Those who knew nothing of JC were at a real disadvantage and there was almost nothing that could be done about it.
Maybe a release date in late July or early Aug would have helped the Box Office totals?
Anyway, not Star Wars type awesome movie, but I enjoyed watching one of childhood heroes jump around the screen, and the "9 foot green four armed aliens" were much better than I thought could be/would be.
#65
DVD Talk Legend
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
For those who liked this movie, it's best sequences never even came close to equaling the greatness of what is below:
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#66
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Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
^ "FLASH! ... Gordon!!"
actually I think if Brian Blessed had been in 'John Carter' it might have worked better ...
and The Darkness doing the film's soundtrack.
actually I think if Brian Blessed had been in 'John Carter' it might have worked better ...
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#67
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?!"
"That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!"
Brian Blessed alone is about half the awesomeness of that movie.
"That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!"
Brian Blessed alone is about half the awesomeness of that movie.
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Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
Saw this today, and I enjoyed it, but during the beginning I thought it took a while to get the show moving.
#72
DVD Talk Legend
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
I kept on getting distracted by the two actors who played Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony in the TV show "Rome", walking around in Roman garb on Mars.
Rome:
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John Carter:
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Rome:
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John Carter:
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#74
DVD Talk Legend
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
Normally I wait for movies to go to DVD before watching them, so I am a few months behind. For John Carter, I saw it at the drive-in this weekend, it was with The Avengers.
Loved The Avengers.
Loved The Avengers.
#75
DVD Talk Legend
Re: John Carter (2012, Director: Stanton, Star: Kitsch) -- The Reviews Thread
They paired John Carter with The Avengers? Sheesh, I didn't know it was still playing anywhere anymore.