Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
When going down a fine young lass, avoid HPV and just eat her ass.
#129
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
If you don't want to be doing chemo shooters, keep your mouth away from strange cooters.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
When asking her history, keep your composure, 'cause she probably won't willingly give full Disclosure.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
Wanna get some cancer bro? Go down on a lovely ho!...but seriously, trying to guess if someone has HPV by their looks isn't the best option. I suggest having an open, honest relationship where the two partners can openly discuss the facts.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
Ya know, my grampa tends to sensationalize every story he tells. I'm sure Douglas is just saying this shit to make himself look like a stud. Those fucking Douglases', gotta be fuckin' machismo till the last breathe.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
We all enjoy loose peccadilloes
Like fisting or biting a pillow
But if licking the twat
Causes cancerous rot
You're better off buzzing the Brillo
Like fisting or biting a pillow
But if licking the twat
Causes cancerous rot
You're better off buzzing the Brillo
#149
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4
Would you like to have a cancerous treat? Spread those curtains and taste some beef.
Are you afraid your throat will melt? Stay away from her Beaver pelt.
Are you afraid your throat will melt? Stay away from her Beaver pelt.