Tango & Cash is funny.
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Tango & Cash is funny.
I just bought the dvd for 2 bucks yesterday. I never saw the whole film through as a kid - always bits and pieces. I watched half of it last night before falling asleep (from being tired, not from being bored). Awesome 80s action/comedy movie! I wouldn't be surprised if Brett Raetner did a sequel to this film, bringing back Stallone and Russell.
I liked these lines in the movie:
Cop: Who do you think you are? Rambo?
Stallone: Rambo is a pussy.
I also found it amusing that a prisoner was being held in a jail cel that looked like a locker room with toilets, and even more amusing that the Chinese dude was taking a piss before Kurt Russell walked in to interogate him.
I also liked the datedness of Kurt Russell's big gun. It must have been awesome looking in the 80s, but it looks retarded now.
I liked how Brion James was just casually walking around like a zombie before setting up Tango and Cash.
I can't take my eyes off Robert Z'Dar. Whenever he comes on screen, his face hypnotizes me.
Teri Hatcher was painfully bad in this movie as well. I didn't know she existed in films before HEAVEN'S PRISONERS.
I liked these lines in the movie:
Cop: Who do you think you are? Rambo?
Stallone: Rambo is a pussy.
I also found it amusing that a prisoner was being held in a jail cel that looked like a locker room with toilets, and even more amusing that the Chinese dude was taking a piss before Kurt Russell walked in to interogate him.
I also liked the datedness of Kurt Russell's big gun. It must have been awesome looking in the 80s, but it looks retarded now.
I liked how Brion James was just casually walking around like a zombie before setting up Tango and Cash.
I can't take my eyes off Robert Z'Dar. Whenever he comes on screen, his face hypnotizes me.
Teri Hatcher was painfully bad in this movie as well. I didn't know she existed in films before HEAVEN'S PRISONERS.
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I love Tango & Cash. It's cheesy as hell but so much fun.
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I didn't even know it was already available on BD. I need to track that disc down.
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Cash's stainless finish .357 Magnum revolver is actually pretty fucking cool. It's that gigantic 1980s-era laser sight that makes it look stupid
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You have wonder now, then why wasn't Kurt Russell in the Expendables?
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Something about not being interested in ensemble acting right now.
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This movie rules
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Slinky: I'm not afraid of you. See that? I killed him.
Ray Tango: Congratulations.
Slinky: He was my best friend.
[Ray Tango looks up bewildered]
Slinky: Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.
The "congratulations" line was perfect.
Ray Tango: Congratulations.
Slinky: He was my best friend.
[Ray Tango looks up bewildered]
Slinky: Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.
The "congratulations" line was perfect.
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lol, the Internet Movie Firearm Database has a complete breakdown of the guns in Tango & Cash