Before anyone asks, yes this is real

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
and Leslie Nielson does have a part in it. I have not seen or rented it, but i know someone here prob will

I reviewed this movie several months ago: http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/39661/stan-helsing/

So did The O, and he was much less kind: http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/38716/stan-helsing/

Hasn't this been available on dvd for several months now? I thought we were doing the right thing and pretending it didn't exist.

Why is Diora Baird in shit like this when she could be here, with me, sitting on my lap.

I watched this a while back. Pretty freaking terrible.

Yeah, it's been out for a while, and it's common knowledge that it's complete garbage (as if the title, cover, and "from the executive producer of Scary Movie" didn't clue you in).

A friend mine had actually recommended this to me cos she really liked it (unless she meant a different movie with the same title). Oh well. At least she was right about Lesbian Vampire Killers (renamed simply Vampire Killers in the US).

My five year old son loves this movie.

From the executive producer of that other piece of crap comes a new piping hot turd!

For the love of God, stay far away from this one. I started a thread in the review folder months ago after I watched it:

No Brian, I'm not starting this to argue with you. Someone would have to be a complete fool to go there. Instead I actually just wanted to say that I agree with this review 100%. If anything I'd say you weren't rough enough on this pile of manure and put way too much thought into being professional with what you wrote.

This is, without a doubt, one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. It is truly an abomination in film form. For those of you who haven't seen this one, don't, save yourself from going through with it. Just take a second and imagine the worst of the Friedberg/Seltzer pairing that Brian mentions at the end of the review, just think about any of those if you have seen them.

This movie is way beyond the horrible that is those pitiful excuses for movies. Just sitting here, I can't think of a worse movie that I've seen anytime lately than Stan Helsing.

I can hardly believe anyone would try and claim anything is worse than Epic Movie, including this one, but that's just me.

I honestly had no idea this film even existed until seeing this thread. And I knew about Cabin Fever 2 long ago and about the new forthcoming Puppet Master movie coming out this summer -- which looks equally as bad.

I just saw the trailer, and it's terrible. I know the film's out already, but it completely passed me by. And that usually doesn't happen.

Looks even worse than most of the 2009 horror offerings.

It's a spoof comedy, not a horror movie.

it does have her in it