AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
01-11-10, 10:49 PM
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01-11-10, 11:05 PM
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http://forum.dvdtalk.com/archive/t-203525.html
This thread is still one of my favs...and this was even before I registered. I was merely a voyeur
This thread is still one of my favs...and this was even before I registered. I was merely a voyeur
Thanks for that!
01-12-10, 10:12 AM
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that's funny. I can't wait till the porn industry knocks off more art-house foreign flicks...
Julien Donkey-Cock
Weiner Herzog's Grizzley Man (gay bear porno)
My Gangbang With Andre
Soderbergh's Shave: Part 1 & Shave: Part 2
Watchmen is Watch Men (gay porno).
M. Night Shamalyan may have lost the AVATAR name, but at least his title is easier to make x-rated: The Last Gangbanger
Julien Donkey-Cock
Weiner Herzog's Grizzley Man (gay bear porno)
My Gangbang With Andre
Soderbergh's Shave: Part 1 & Shave: Part 2
M. Night Shamalyan may have lost the AVATAR name, but at least his title is easier to make x-rated: The Last Gangbanger
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01-12-10, 10:26 AM
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....It's pretty popular in Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and Finland.
01-12-10, 07:22 PM
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01-13-10, 05:16 PM
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best thread ever here...
sorry, nothing to contribute...too busy LOL'ing
sorry, nothing to contribute...too busy LOL'ing
01-13-10, 08:19 PM
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01-14-10, 05:52 PM
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01-16-10, 01:06 AM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
A friend and I were trying to come up with future porno titles. And I thought of:
"Shelicked Holmes"
"District 69"
"The Back Side"
"It's Cumplicated"
"The Lovely Boner"
"(500) Lays of Summer"
"Public Enemas"
"He's Just Not In You"
"In Gloryhole Basterds"
"My Sister's Kuter"
"Alvin in the Chipmunks: Make Them Squeel"
"Legs Up in the Air"
"G Spot-Force"
"Invictpuss"
"Did You Hear About the Organs?"
"Where the Wild Whores Are"
"The Men Who Sleep with Goats"
"Shelicked Holmes"
"District 69"
"The Back Side"
"It's Cumplicated"
"The Lovely Boner"
"(500) Lays of Summer"
"Public Enemas"
"He's Just Not In You"
"In Gloryhole Basterds"
"My Sister's Kuter"
"Alvin in the Chipmunks: Make Them Squeel"
"Legs Up in the Air"
"G Spot-Force"
"Invictpuss"
"Did You Hear About the Organs?"
"Where the Wild Whores Are"
"The Men Who Sleep with Goats"
01-19-10, 12:29 PM
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Re: AVATAR the X-rated film: what will it be called?
Well it's being done!
http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviene...atar-porno-duh
http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviene...atar-porno-duh
Someone over at Hustler had the brilliant idea to turn the second (soon maybe first) most profitable movie of all time into a porno. Give that man a promotion! In addition to Hustler, he must have an endless subscription to DUH!!!!!! Magazine.
The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain't Avatar XXX, and it's just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, and This Ain't CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department.
In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it's just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I'm browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN'T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don't give it to me in 3D. My senses aren't prepared for that onslaught...
The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain't Avatar XXX, and it's just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, and This Ain't CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department.
In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it's just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I'm browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN'T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don't give it to me in 3D. My senses aren't prepared for that onslaught...
01-19-10, 06:33 PM
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