Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
01-07-10, 08:26 PM
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Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
Lebowski via Shakespeare.
http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/
http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/
BLANCHE
Villainy! Why this confounded orb, such as men use to play at ninepins; what devilry, these holes in holy trinity?
THE KNAVE
Obviously thou art not a golfer.
Villainy! Why this confounded orb, such as men use to play at ninepins; what devilry, these holes in holy trinity?
THE KNAVE
Obviously thou art not a golfer.
01-07-10, 09:39 PM
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Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
Originally Posted by starman9000
Dead 
EDIT: maybe this link to the downloadable .pdf works better? http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/lebowski.pdf
EDIT EDIT: The facebook fan page for Two Gentlemen of Lebowski (http://www.facebook.com/twogentlemenoflebowski) notes that the script has only been online for 24 hours, and the site is getting pretty slammed. If it doesn't work today, check back tomorrow, or refresh the page a few times.
Last edited by tylergfoster; 01-07-10 at 09:43 PM.
01-08-10, 08:38 AM
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Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
FIRST NIHILIST
Verily did his consort give her toe
In hopes of seeking gold a thousandfold.
SECOND NIHLIST
It is not fair; ‘tis foul but never fair!
WALTER
And wherefore ‘fair’, when ye be nihilists?
Wherefore the nihilist weeps and cries for ‘fair’?
Thy dispute is of infants, weeping woes,
Spoke as an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Believing in nothing.
THE KNAVE
Walter, pray be still.
Good nihilist, the money never was;
Yon big Lebowski gave me empty wares,
So take thy quarrel up his lordship’s way.
WALTER
And I request my breeches ere we part!
Verily did his consort give her toe
In hopes of seeking gold a thousandfold.
SECOND NIHLIST
It is not fair; ‘tis foul but never fair!
WALTER
And wherefore ‘fair’, when ye be nihilists?
Wherefore the nihilist weeps and cries for ‘fair’?
Thy dispute is of infants, weeping woes,
Spoke as an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Believing in nothing.
THE KNAVE
Walter, pray be still.
Good nihilist, the money never was;
Yon big Lebowski gave me empty wares,
So take thy quarrel up his lordship’s way.
WALTER
And I request my breeches ere we part!
01-08-10, 09:43 PM
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Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
That's amazing. I keep wanting to quote it and then get to the next line and want to quote that as well. Someone put a lot of time and effort into this.
Last edited by Supermallet; 01-08-10 at 09:48 PM.
01-14-10, 01:54 PM
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Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
The only thing I wish they had was another page that put the two scripts side-by-side. I mean, I know Lebowski like the back of my hand, but it still makes me laugh to imagine them being compared:
Originally Posted by Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
Villainy! Why this confounded orb, such as men use to play at ninepins; what devilry, these holes in holy trinity?
Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski
What the fuck is this?
