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tylergfoster

01-07-10 08:26 PM

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Lebowski via Shakespeare.

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/

Quote:

BLANCHE
Villainy! Why this confounded orb, such as men use to play at ninepins; what devilry, these holes in holy trinity?

THE KNAVE
Obviously thou art not a golfer.

starman9000

01-07-10 09:00 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Dead :(

tylergfoster

01-07-10 09:39 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Quote:

Originally Posted by starman9000 (Post 9929654)

Dead :(

It works for me...

EDIT: maybe this link to the downloadable .pdf works better? http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/lebowski.pdf

EDIT EDIT: The facebook fan page for Two Gentlemen of Lebowski (http://www.facebook.com/twogentlemenoflebowski) notes that the script has only been online for 24 hours, and the site is getting pretty slammed. If it doesn't work today, check back tomorrow, or refresh the page a few times.

Meglos

01-08-10 08:38 AM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Quote:

FIRST NIHILIST
Verily did his consort give her toe
In hopes of seeking gold a thousandfold.

SECOND NIHLIST
It is not fair; ‘tis foul but never fair!

WALTER
And wherefore ‘fair’, when ye be nihilists?
Wherefore the nihilist weeps and cries for ‘fair’?
Thy dispute is of infants, weeping woes,
Spoke as an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Believing in nothing.

THE KNAVE
Walter, pray be still.
Good nihilist, the money never was;
Yon big Lebowski gave me empty wares,
So take thy quarrel up his lordship’s way.

WALTER
And I request my breeches ere we part!

:lol:

My Other Self

01-08-10 09:24 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Holy shit that's hilarious. :lol: Thanks for sharing!

Supermallet

01-08-10 09:43 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

That's amazing. I keep wanting to quote it and then get to the next line and want to quote that as well. Someone put a lot of time and effort into this.

terrible chong

01-13-10 12:08 AM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

amazing. but someone obviously has too much time on their hands!

terrible chong

01-13-10 12:10 AM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

reading it further, that's some genius shit

jjcool

01-13-10 12:29 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Awesome!!

nickdawgy

01-13-10 11:57 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

This is excellent.

NORML54601

01-14-10 05:40 AM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

:lol: love it

rexinnih

01-14-10 10:40 AM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Obviously thou art not a golfer.

In whatever form, that line still cracks me up.

tylergfoster

01-14-10 01:54 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

The only thing I wish they had was another page that put the two scripts side-by-side. I mean, I know Lebowski like the back of my hand, but it still makes me laugh to imagine them being compared:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Villainy! Why this confounded orb, such as men use to play at ninepins; what devilry, these holes in holy trinity?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski

What the fuck is this?

yoshimi

01-14-10 04:41 PM

Re: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Somewhere a parent is crying at knowing how their kid used their money on a literature degree.

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