"Ballad of G.I. Joe" starring Henry Rollins, Julianne Moore, Zach G, many more...
08-10-09, 01:18 PM
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"Ballad of G.I. Joe" starring Henry Rollins, Julianne Moore, Zach G, many more...
Hilarious, especially if you know your Joe.
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Starring
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
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Starring
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
08-10-09, 02:11 PM
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Re: "Ballad of G.I. Joe" starring Henry Rollins, Julianne Moore, Zach G, many more...
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Actual good casting! Something to consider for the sequel! Especially Vinnie Jones as Destro...
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Actual good casting! Something to consider for the sequel! Especially Vinnie Jones as Destro...
08-10-09, 02:53 PM
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That was good stuff.
08-10-09, 05:56 PM
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I can't believe they were able to get Vinnie Jones to do that.
08-10-09, 06:01 PM
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^ It's not too often you see Vinnie Jones doing "jazz hands".
08-10-09, 09:23 PM
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Loved it. 
Interesting how FunnyorDie has a better sense of who to cast in roles than a Hollywood studio. I think it's a shame we won't be able to see Lex Luthor portrayed by Jon Hamm in a real Superman movie, as he would be/is perfect in the role.
Interesting how FunnyorDie has a better sense of who to cast in roles than a Hollywood studio. I think it's a shame we won't be able to see Lex Luthor portrayed by Jon Hamm in a real Superman movie, as he would be/is perfect in the role.
08-10-09, 09:56 PM
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Loved it. As much as I liked the movie, this was better.
08-10-09, 10:44 PM
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That was incredible.
I held my shit together until the Sarge at the end. Then I lost it. :rofl:
I held my shit together until the Sarge at the end. Then I lost it. :rofl:
08-11-09, 07:34 AM
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Wow. That was great. It'd be awesome if when G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra were released on BD they were to include that as a special feature.
08-12-09, 09:55 PM
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08-12-09, 11:59 PM
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Holy shit that was fucking awesome. I'm in tears from the Vinnie Jones/Destro and Olivia Wilde/Baroness clarinet thing. 
That Sgt. Slaughter thing did me in. I can't believe all he does is that triangle.
Wow. Thanks for the laugh!
That Sgt. Slaughter thing did me in. I can't believe all he does is that triangle.
Wow. Thanks for the laugh!
08-13-09, 01:08 AM
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Vinnie Jones is the high point and Sgt. Slaughter just puts a bow on the whole thing.
08-13-09, 08:21 AM
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So exactly what is the story / concept behind FunnyorDie.com? Is is like YouTube for celebrities?
08-13-09, 10:23 AM
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08-13-09, 10:57 AM
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Re: "Ballad of G.I. Joe" starring Henry Rollins, Julianne Moore, Zach G, many more...
It's also owned by Will Ferrell and his producing partner Adam McKay, so they often get their friends involved.